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Kidcraft Minecraft Server

carefree days, childhood habits, childlike wonder, eternal youth, everlasting playfulness, fond memories, Forever Young, kid at heart, KidCraft, Minecraft, never growing up, Nostalgia, playful activities, reliving the past, Reminiscing, same old habits, Server, simple joys, staying young at heart, timeless activities, unchanged routines, unchanged traditions, youthful behavior

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2668
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you still building sandcastles in the sandbox like a peasant? Well, it’s time to level up your game and join our epic Minecraft server! We’ve got dragons to slay, treasure to plunder, and secret underground lairs to explore. Who needs to play in the real world when you can have all this excitement at your fingertips? So ditch the sandcastles and come join us for some seriously epic adventures!

Pixel Poo Palace

Adult, Chat, Community, Discord, Edition, explicit, FANTASY, Faqqy, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Palace, PIXEL, Poo, post, Rio, Roleplay, taboo, tags, Taiky, Talk

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to /dft/ – the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us for some epic gaming, talk about your favorite fetishes, and let loose with some wild jerking off sessions. This is the Rio edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Previous players are already hooked, so come on and join the madness. Let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

MisunderstoodMC SMP

Assumptions, false impressions, misapprehensions, misassumptions, misattributed, misbeliefs, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misdiagnosed, misestimated, misidentified, misinformed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudgments, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMC, smp

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realzies! So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was like, the craziest thing ever, bro. And then I met this talking pig who told me he was actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Like, what even is life anymore?

But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.

So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!

HungerCraft: WeightSuppWorks

appetite suppressants, best supplements, curb hunger, diet pills, Dietary supplements, fat burners, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, hunger control, hungercraft, long term results, meal replacements, metabolism boosters, natural supplements, nutritional supplements, weight control, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight supplements, WeightSuppWorks

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Farms Harvested:	729
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7966
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Love Letters Sent:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Are you tired of your Minecraft character constantly getting hungry and needing to stop mining to eat some virtual food? Look no further, because our server has the best weight supplements that will curb your character’s hunger for good! Our special blend of pixelated potions will keep your character full for hours, allowing you to mine, build, and battle without interruption. Join our server now and say goodbye to virtual hunger pangs forever!

Crafty Banter Buddies

banter, Bond, Buddies, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Crafty, deep connection, friendship, inside jokes, Laughter, loving insults, loyalty, mutual respect, PLATONIC, playful, strong relationship, Support, teasing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	4448
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo!

Pixel Science Wars

anti-science movement, attack on science, Begun, long tail tags: scientific research, PIXEL, Science, Science Communication, science denial, science education, Scientific community, Scientific evidence, scientific knowledge, Scientific method, Scientific progress, Wars

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Votes:	8534	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

come join our minecraft server where the creepers wear lab coats and the zombies have PhDs. our world is filled with experiments gone wrong and potions that will turn you into a pig for a day.

we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant mobs and unleash them on unsuspecting villagers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but beware, it also shoots lasers out of its eyes.

join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of science.

Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, admirer, attraction, attractive, celebrity crush, Crush, cyber, Descriptions, dream man, FANTASY, fembot, femme, heartthrob, ideal man, infatuation, longing, love interest, Obsession, Pictures, Realm, Simp for, Simp Thread, simping, yearning

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	697	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!

You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?

Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!

NoHugMama2021

Boundaries, campus, college, comfort, Communication, consent, depression, discomfort, emotional connection, family, Hug, mental health, Mother, NoHugMama2021, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, silent treatment, Therapy, therapy recommendation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Votes:	8955

Are you tired of awkward family hugs and feeling like you’re in a therapy session every time you visit your parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no forced hugs from virtual parents, just fun and games all day long.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your own virtual world without any emotional baggage. Plus, we have a strict no-slamming-car-doors policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive behavior.

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real hugs when you can have virtual high-fives all day long? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward family interactions forever!

LifeSong SMP

10. SongwritingConnection, 11. MeaningfulMusic, 12. ReflectiveTunes, 13. PersonalAnthem, 14. HeartfeltLyrics, 15. IdentitySoundtrack, 16. MusicalJourney, 17. LifeSoundtrack, 18. SongOfMyLife, 19. MusicalReflections, 2. LifeSoundtrack, 20. EmotionalSoundtrack., 3. MusicalReflections, 4. SelfIdentity, 5. EmotionalConnection, 6. SoulfulLyrics, 7. MusicalInspiration, 8. IntrospectiveMelodies, 9. LyricsThatResonate, LifeSong, PersonalizedSongs, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

OMG, so like, this Minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, you guys! Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have like, diamond armor for days and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s like a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha.

And get this, the admins are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true. Like, I heard this one time, someone asked for a pet dragon and BAM, they had a dragon breathing fire in their backyard. It’s crazy, I know, but that’s just how we roll in this server.

So, like, if you wanna be part of the most insane, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons drop sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyCraze: Where Blocks Come to Life

blocks, Brainstorming, CraftyCraze, creative solution, desire, dream, entrepreneurial opportunity., existed, FANTASY, Future, futuristic, imagination, innovation, invention, Life, market gap, Need, problem solving, product, service, Technology, untapped potential, wish

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy.

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem, we’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness that you never knew existed!

Pixel Fantasy Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, 2D girls, 3DPD, Anime, attractive, cope, desire, Disgusting, FANTASY, fetish, handholding, hentai, Intimacy, Kissing, Manga, multiple sexual partners, perverted, PIXEL, real woman, Realms, relationships, sex, snuggling

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Items Found:	2432
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

This server is like a 3DPD-free zone, where you can escape the horrors of real women and dive into a world of pixelated perfection. Join us for a chance to experience virtual love and affection without the risk of being rejected by a real person. Embrace the beauty of 2D girls and indulge in all the perverted activities you can imagine, no judgment here! Say goodbye to the struggles of finding a real girlfriend and hello to a world where your wildest fantasies come to life. Join now and let the pixelated love begin!