MineCrafty LOLz

advertising, amusing, brand slogan, catchy phrase, Clever, clever marketing, comedy, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorous, humorous tagline, JOKE, LAUGH, lolz, Marketing, memorable slogan, minecrafty, slogan, tagline, Witty, witty saying

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. But fear not, for our fearless players rose up and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. So if you want to be a part of crazy shenanigans like this, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! 1.21.1 – No Map Resets!

1.21.1, Anarchy, Anticheat, Chaos, Chicago, chunk loading, cookie, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, high performance, Map, mob pathfinding, new IP, no currency, Phantoms, player freedom, PvP, Resets, rules, server news, smp, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8276	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

New Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in	Chicago, USA
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protect.
[💻] Stable server performance
[🌎] No world resets	Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
[🍪] Quality of life changes	Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Effective anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to maintain server performance.
[🚫] No features	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

Server News (August 23, 2024)

Straight Up has migrated to a new IP address: play.straightupminecraft.com

StraightUp now operates on Pufferfish, a high-performance fork of Paper. Expect improved performance, including faster chunk loading, and less strain on the server from mob pathfinding.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

No, land claims or land protection is not allowed on Straight Up. It is an anarchy server where PvP and griefing are permitted.

Straight Up does not have world resets. The server prides itself on maintaining the same world without resets.

Straight Up has an effective anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.

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CraftyDawnTrailMCServ

august 24, August 26th, August 31, August 8th, Balmung, cc meetup, Coeurl, CraftyDawnTrailMCServ, Dawntrail General, Dead Sea Scrolls, Femra Friday, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Kill Eachother, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, wolves den

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic Femra Friday event you’ve ever seen! The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted this day and now it’s finally here in blocky form.

Patch Notes (7.05) include updates like pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all!

And don’t miss our Moonfire Faire event from August 8th to August 26th, where you can battle giant creepers and ride dragons.

Join our meetups, like the CC Meetup where we discuss the best way to build a castle out of diamond blocks. Or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup where you can team up with your Minecraft twin to take down other players.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the blocky adventures begin!

CodeCrafters Minecraft SMP

agile methodology, bug fixing, code development, code review, CodeCrafters, continuous integration, development process, feature development, Minecraft, product shipping, project management, Quality Assurance, release management, smp, software delivery, software deployment, software engineering, software lifecycle, software release cycle, software testing, team collaboration, Version Control, waterfall methodology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Votes:	9645
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	New Chunks Explored:	118993
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to experience coding in Minecraft like never before. Our players don’t just build houses and farms, they build entire functioning computers and program robots to do their bidding. Who needs redstone when you have actual lines of code running the show?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship-It-Or-Die challenge. Every week, players must come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous product ideas, code them into existence, and ship them out to the rest of the server. Failure to do so results in being banished to the dreaded “Bug Island” where you must survive on nothing but stale bread and expired milk.

So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of Minecraft gameplay and coding creativity, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to code and ship like a pro!

HandiCraft Street Deny LOL

accessibility issues, adjacent street, chipseal work, city regulations, city work, closed off street, deny, elderly driver, following orders, handicapped parking tag, handicapped woman, handicraft, health concerns, job responsibilities, Legalities, lol, Public Safety, son assistance, street, street closure, street closure protocol, street maintenance, supervisor instructions, truck presence

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Animals Bred:	154
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

MineForFreeCraft

chosen career, desired job, desired profession, dream career, dream job, dream position, favorite job, favorite occupation, favorite task, fulfilling work, ideal job, ideal occupation, labor of love, MineForFreeCraft, passion project, perfect job, perfect role, preferred vocation, ultimate job, unpaid work

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8501
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama wrangler, where you’ll spend your days herding llamas through treacherous terrain and dodging their spit attacks. Or how about becoming a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can also become a professional tree whisperer, where you’ll communicate with the trees to help them grow faster and stronger. Or become a professional rainbow unicorn hunter, where you’ll hunt down elusive rainbow unicorns and tame them to ride into battle against your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious jobs in Minecraft!

BadWolfMC: Where blocky worlds meet adult humor and questionable decisions. Join now!

Adult, Adults, BadWolfMC, Bed wars, bedrock, blocky, Chicago, Community, crossplay, Decisions, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, fiber optic, friendship, Hardware, humor, java, Jobs, Join, Meet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Performance, Player Shops, Public farms, Questionable, Quests, Resource worlds, Stability, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Alien Abductions:	0

IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

Feature	Description
Reviewed and approved	by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
State of the art hardware	on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
Integrated Discord server	Connect and chat seamlessly via Discord server.
Java-Bedrock Crossplay	Enjoy crossplay from any device!
Recurring events	Weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties.
Game modes and places to explore	Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes.
Protection options	Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options.
Economy	Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs.
Public farms and resource worlds	Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds.
Best online community	Members from all walks of life.

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

Rule	Description
All players must be 18+	Only players 18 years of age or older are allowed.
No Griefing	Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is prohibited.
No Client Mods/Exploits	Client modifications other than Optifine or exploits are not allowed.
No Advertising/Spam	No advertising or spamming in chat.
Common Sense/Maturity	Respectful behavior, no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech.

Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com. We look forward to seeing you in game!

BlockyBroServer

addiction, BETRAYAL, biological brother, BlockyBroServer, break lines, car accident, consequences, Dope, Fail, family, fast food, fate, five year old, forgiveness, GOD, jerked off, Karma, papa john’s, Redemption, REJECT, Tragedy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	8602	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your long-lost biological brother shows up and starts building a giant statue of the girl you used to fantasize about. But wait, there’s more! The girl you jerked off to for five years every night is now dating a creeper who sells dope on the side. Talk about drama!

But don’t worry, because on our server, even the craziest situations have a silver lining. Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, God himself intervenes and sends a five-year-old girl to guide you through a maze of lava pits and zombie hordes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join us on this rollercoaster of a server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into Papa John himself serving up pizza in the Nether. It’s just another day in the wacky world of Minecraft!

RentLordMC – Nobody has it harder than Minecraft SMP Landlords

discrimination, escape goat, hard work, Harder, landlord challenges, landlord difficulties, landlord discrimination, landlord frustrations, landlord life, landlord problems., landlord responsibilities, landlord stress, landlord struggles, landlordcels, Landlords, Minecraft, property management, property ownership, rental market, RentLordMC, smp, societal expectations, society, tenant issues, unfair treatment

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of being the scapegoat in society? Join our Minecraft SMP where landlordcels reign supreme! We may do all the work, but we also have all the fun. Build your own empire and watch as others bow down to your landlord prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled tenant who will only haunt those who don’t pay their rent on time. Join now for a chance to outwit the ghost and become the ultimate landlordcel champion!

DressCodeDrama

AITAH, appropriate, aunts wedding, comfortable, cry, cute, DAUGHTER, dress, DressCodeDrama, family, Girls, husband, Kids, lunch, maid of honor, MARRIED, required, shopping, sister, Telling, Upset, weather, Women

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure where you can dress up your characters in the fanciest dresses and suits.

We understand the importance of family events, just like the wedding where your daughter must wear a dress or face the consequences. Don’t worry, we won’t leave anyone with a babysitter – unless they’re a creeper trying to crash the party!

Join now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, dress shopping quests, and emotional meltdowns – all in the name of love and weddings. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and fashionable at the same time?

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