Salutes MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ElonCraft SMP: “Heil Herobrine”

media scrutiny, Excuses, reputation management, heil, public image

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server everrrrr. We have diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard you’ll blind the Ender Dragon. And get this, our admin is actually a secret agent who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. True story bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I wished for a lifetime supply of TNT, obviously.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs Elon’s weird salutes when you can be part of this crazy Minecraft adventure? Heil…uh, I mean, HAIL to the best SMP everrrrr!

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ElonCraft: No Salutes Allowed!

salutes, ElonCraft, public image, Backlash, consequences

Have you heard about that time Elon Musk accidentally did the Nazi Salute live on TV? Yeah, it was wild. But don’t worry, on our Minecraft server, we promise there will be no Nazi Salutes, only epic builds and hilarious adventures. Join us and escape the drama of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that Elon Musk himself plays on our server to unwind after a long day of launching rockets. So come join us and see if you can outbuild the billionaire tech mogul!

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ElonCraft2021

current events, feelings, Gestures, controversy, reactions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground base where we hold annual Ender Dragon dance-offs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself frequents our server, using his redstone skills to create epic roller coasters and launching fireworks displays that can be seen from space. And don’t even get us started on the llama army he’s been training for the ultimate showdown against the evil zombie horde.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky adventure that even Elon Musk would approve of? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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CokeOrPepsiMC: No Thanks, I’ll Have Water

Restaurant (Industry), pepsi, CokeOrPepsiMC, waitstaff, Server

Are you tired of the age-old Coke vs Pepsi debate? Well, on our Minecraft server, we settle that argument once and for all! Join us and experience the ultimate showdown between Coke and Pepsi lovers. Will you build a giant Coke bottle or a massive Pepsi can? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Soda Wars, where players battle it out using fizzy drinks as weapons. Will you be the one to conquer the battlefield with your trusty can of soda?

And if that’s not enough to tempt you, we also have a secret underground soda laboratory where players can brew their own unique soda flavors. Who knows, you might just create the next big soda sensation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the soda-fueled madness begin!

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SandringhamCraft: Zelensky’s Royal Welcome

Warm reception, international relations, royal visit, Ukraine, European affairs

so, like, picture this: u join dis minecraft server, right? and u get a warm reception just like Zelensky meeting da king at Sandringham. but instead of boring old kings, u get greeted by a bunch of llamas wearing crowns. like, how cool is dat?

u can build ur own castle made entirely of cake and ride around on giant chickens that shoot fireworks out of their butts. oh, and did i mention there’s a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party? it’s lit, fam.

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. no joke. so come on down to da craziest minecraft server in town and let’s get this party started!

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Oven Time: 3:50 – Average US Wait

Oven, efficiency, US, Average, longer

yOu gOTTA jOIN tHIS mINECRAFT sERVER cUZ wE hAVE oVENS tHAT tELL tIME bETTER tHAN yOUR wATCH! yOU cAN bAKE cAKES aND tELL tIME aT tHE sAME tIME! aLSO, oUR pIGS cAN fLY aND oUR cOWS sING oPERA! cOME jOIN uS fOR aN ePIC aDVENTURE fULL oF wACKY aND wILD sURPRISES! iP: ovensThatTellTime.About.time

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MelonSurvival

Teleport, home, location, Raided, Discord

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details	Description
Version	1.21.4
Game Mode	Semi Vanilla SMP
Features	Hard survival mode, raiding & PVP friendly, active owners, no pay-to-win
Other	Play without hacks, griefing, or disabled features (except Phantoms)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are Admins or Owners allowed to raid?	No, neither Admins nor Owners are permitted to raid.
How many homes can players have?	Players have 2 homes by default.
How far can I teleport from spawn?	Use /rtp to teleport up to 4000 blocks away from spawn.
Can I use beds to save my location?	It is recommended to use /sethome instead of beds to save your location.

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Bedrock Port: 19132

Heaven’s Gate Journey 1.21.1

Miserable, guidance, enlightenment, wander off, purpose

Join our Minecraft server and wander off alone and miserable down a road that leads to nothing and has no purpose! It’s the ultimate challenge for those who love feeling lost and confused in a virtual world. Plus, you can hold your brother’s hand and keep step to Heaven’s song while building pixelated castles. Who needs Heaven’s gate when you have our server? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds. Don’t miss out on the existential crisis-inducing fun!

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SockSwap Minecraft Server

regifting, Communication, SockSwap, MONEY, Server

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you wanna hit that join button ASAP!

So, two years ago, my sister gave my dad and cousin the same pair of socks for Christmas. Like, what are the odds, right? The socks had a Galaga-inspired design on them, and my dad thought they were dope but never wore them. Fast forward to my cousin’s birthday today, and my parents forgot to get him a gift. So, my dad decides to regift the socks to my cousin, who didn’t even like them the first time around. I tried to warn them that it was a bad idea, but they didn’t listen. Now, my sister is gonna find out her gift was regifted, and it’s gonna be a whole mess!

But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with any regifting drama. We’re all about having a good time, building epic structures, and just having a blast! Plus, we don’t judge if you regift your diamonds or gold blocks – it’s all good in the blocky hood, ya know?

So come on over and join us for some crazy fun! Who needs socks when you can have a virtual world to explore? Let’s get building, my dudes!

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MommyDramaCraft

Conflict Resolution, family life, personal space, Assertiveness, morning routine

Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgmental eyes of Erica! She won’t be there to criticize your building skills or question your mining techniques. Plus, on our server, mornings are optional! No need to worry about doing mornings if you don’t feel like it – we support your right to sleep in and mine diamonds at your own pace.

Forget about awkward conversations and unwanted opinions – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon in style. So come join us and let’s build a world where Erica’s judgmental comments are a thing of the past. See you in the blocks!

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