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firestarter

Auction, bedrock, Christmas Event, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Grief Protection, handbook, hard work, java, Land claiming, player-driven economy, player-run shops, quality-of-life tweaks, respectful community, Shops, smp, Trade, Virtual Economy, yearly event

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	6260	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Server Name	firestarter
Server Type	Community SMP
Server Address	mc.firestartermc.com
Server Tour	Watch here

About firestarter:

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work. Our server offers a player-driven economy, grief protection, land claiming, community events, and more!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the server address for firestarter?	The server address for firestarter is mc.firestartermc.com
What type of server is firestarter?	firestarter is a Community SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server
Are there any rules on firestarter?	Yes, the server has straightforward rules that prohibit griefing and protect players’ hard work
Can I participate in the player-driven economy on firestarter?	Yes, players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players on the server
Is cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions supported on firestarter?	Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play

Join firestarter and become a part of our friendly and respectful community!

We have ongoing events like our yearly Christmas event and a handbook for more information. Join our Discord to chat with other players and stay updated on server news.

Cool Craft Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, amazing, Awesome, Cool, Cool (aesthetic), cool atmosphere, cool design, cool style, Cool vibes, COOOOOOL, Craft, Excellent, extremely cool, fantastic, Great, incredibly cool, Outstanding, Realm, super cool, SUPERB, totally cool, very cool, Wonderful

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Hey there, you absolute legend! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your face off? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! And guess what? The moon is made of cheese! That’s right, CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on the backs of flying pigs. It’s like a crazy dream you never want to wake up from.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it… maybe.

This is What Girls Want Minecraft SMP

attraction, Competition, Desires, empowerment, Expectations, fantasies, femboys, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Girls, longings, massive dicks, Minecraft, Needs, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, Sexuality, smp, Stereotypes, Wants

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1300	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a massive dick. That’s right, our femboys are packing some serious heat and they’re not afraid to show it off.

Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.

Momma’s Surgery Fund Minecraft Server

bad daughter, difficult decision, emotional blackmail, expensive surgery, family, financial future, Financial goals, fund, future plans, health problems, insurance, loans, Minecraft, mom, mommas, refusing to lend money, responsibilities, Sacrificing, savings, selfish, Server, Support, surgery, surgery costs, tough love

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	116	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to your mom for expensive surgeries. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and building the most epic structures imaginable.

Forget about being called a bad daughter for prioritizing your own financial goals – on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your building skills and survival instincts. So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperCasa: No Room for Relatives

Adulthood, Backup Plan, Boundaries, CreeperCasa, debt management, family, financial irresponsibility, foreclosure, Inheritance, living alone, Moving, relationship, RELATIVES, room

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	195
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world! Just like OP’s cousin and his wife, you may find yourself in a pickle, but fear not – we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual mansion, complete with a gym for all your virtual workouts and a guest room for all your virtual summer guests. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about pesky creditors or HOA fees here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But beware, just like OP’s cousin, you may find yourself in need of some virtual financial assistance. Luckily, our server is filled with generous players who are always willing to lend a virtual hand. So come on in, build your dream world, and remember – you’re never anyone’s backup plan here!

IsoMasters – Minecraft SMP

IsoMasters, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well have I got the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is for only the most elite players who can handle isolation like a boss.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they could handle the isolation. But oh boy, were they wrong! They ended up building a house so far away from everyone else that they had to send smoke signals just to communicate. It was hilarious!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so isolated that even the creepers are too scared to come near us. That’s right, no more pesky explosions ruining your builds! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be mined.

So if you think you have what it takes to handle isolation like a pro, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs along the way. See you there, gamers!

UnforgettableCraft

Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Empathy, Generosity, habits, intelligence, Kindness, listening skills, long-lasting impression, memorable, Passion, Personality, positivity, sense of humor, Traits, unforgettable, UnforgettableCraft, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unforgettable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to meet players who can juggle TNT while riding a pig, build entire cities out of diamond blocks in under an hour, and tame creepers to do their bidding. Our community is filled with unforgettable characters who will leave you in stitches with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride into battle on the back of an Ender Dragon? Join our server and make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most unforgettable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

aggression, Conflict, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, peace talks, Russian military facilities, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, SOVEREIGNTY, strikes, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chilling in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the president of Ukraine, Zelenskyy himself, saying they’re gonna keep striking those russian military bases using only weapons made in their own backyard. like, talk about dedication, amirite?

if you wanna be part of this epic battle for freedom and show those russians who’s boss, then you gotta join our server. we’ve got custom weapons, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your next move.

plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you summon a herd of angry llamas to attack your enemies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show those russians what we’re made of! #TeamZelenskyy #MinecraftRevolution

Baby Blocks & Creeper Socks

Affection, baby, blocks, CHANGE, Communication, creativity, creeper, cultural norms, Evolution, inappropriate, Language, love, Lyrics, Music, Music (Industry), pop culture, relationships, society, socks, songs, songwriting, term of endearment

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	213	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crops Grown:	5960	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A PIG RIDING A CHICKEN? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT, AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE ALL DAY LONG.

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS. PEOPLE WILL TELL STORIES OF YOUR EPIC ADVENTURES FOR GENERATIONS TO COME.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Anti Matter Mania

Anti, Antimatter, antimatter detection, antimatter discovery, antimatter particle, antimatter research, cern, experimental physics, high-energy physics, large hadron collider, Mania, matter, particle accelerator, particle collisions, particle detection, particle experiments, particle mass, particle physics, physics research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subatomic particles, subatomic research

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5124
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we discovered the heaviest antimatter particle yet, thanks to cern’s large hadron collider! we have super cool science experiments happening all the time, like turning pigs into diamonds and making creepers dance the cha-cha. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!