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Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!

Adult, adult entertainment, adult humor, adult jokes, adult themes, comedy, controversial humor, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, cultural humor, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, edgy jokes, Fun, humor, inappropriate humor, Japan, Japanese comedy, mature content, meets, Minecraft, offensive humor, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, risque jokes, taboo topics

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our server is so wild that it’s considered adult humor in Japan! That’s right, you won’t find any boring builds or basic gameplay here. Only the most outrageous and hilarious adventures await you.

– Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

Pixelated Pervs and Picasso

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGENerated Art, Doggystyle Edition, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Pervs, Picasso, pixelated, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4573	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the Doggystyle Edition Minecraft server! 🐶🕺

Last time on /degen/: 📺👀 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! 💥😂

Reasons to join: – Experience the most insane block merging techniques you’ve ever seen! 🤯🔨 – Get comfy with our Node-based ComfyUI for the ultimate user experience! 🛋️🖥️ – Forge your own path with our stable diffusion webui Forge! 🔥⚒️ – Dive into the world of Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content like never before! 🌍👀🔞

But wait, there’s more! – LoRa Training scripts for those looking to level up their skills! 📚💪 – PonyXL Information for all your pony needs and more! 🦄📝 – OP Pasta for a taste of the most deliciously degen content! 🍝🤤

Join now for a chance to explore a world like no other, filled with excitement, laughter, and endless possibilities! 🌟🎮

Disclaimer: No actual dogs were involved in the making of this server. 😉🚫🐕

Remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life! 💻🌈🚀

Blocky B*tches

anyátok, blocky, Btches, kurva, long trail, tags

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crops Grown:	8584
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear and rare items. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest heights of the sky limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of friendly aliens who will trade you emeralds for space rocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft Madness: Baelz’s Rat Kingdom

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Baelzs, covers, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, Holo EN, Kingdom, lies of p, madness, merch, mind craft, Minecraft, Music, NEW ORIGINALS, Originals, pandaemonium, Podcast, rat, Rust, Stream, twitter, zodiac

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	92	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with NEW ORIGINALS, COLOUR MV, and MIND CRAFT HOLO EN music videos that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium with our insane covers and originals playlist. And don’t forget to check out our podcast for some extra laughs!

Need some swag to show off your love for the server? Grab our limited edition PC case, official merch, or promise swag to flex on all your friends.

And if you want to stay updated on all the latest shenanigans, follow Bae’s Twitter for all the juicy details. Plus, check out our Art Tags for some seriously cool fan art.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic creations together! But be warned, our Season Box Arts may look like a penis… just saying. 😉🍆 #MinecraftMadness

Craftycore: The Heavy Metal of Gaming

#videogames, action-packed, Adrenaline-pumping, AGGRESSIVE, alternative metal, Craftycore, electronic, Energetic, Epic, Fast-paced, Gaming, Hardcore, hardcore punk, heavy, heavy metal, industrial metal, instrumental, INTENSE, metal, metalcore, Soundtrack, thrash metal, video game music

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	New Chunks Explored:	310544
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s basically the metalcore of videogames! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the entire virtual world. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a rainbow-colored unicorn that shot lasers out of its eyes.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also find hidden dungeons filled with dancing zombies and singing creepers . And if you’re lucky enough, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life, then join us on this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

Blocky Memes R Us

acceptance, blocky, caregiving, children, cognitively disabled, compassion, disability awareness, Diversity, Empathy, family, Fatherhood, Hiking, Humanity, inclusion, love, memes, outdoors, parenting, physically disabled, POL, special needs, Support, well

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Potions Brewed:	49	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all players, even those with physically and cognitively disabled children! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a hike through our virtual world and bring your heavily disabled son along for the adventure. Who knows, maybe he’ll discover a hidden talent for building pixel art with his toes! Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your child in a whole new way, only on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Blocky Knights: Minecraft Madness

#Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocky, Carnelian, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, Knights, KR, LEE, madness, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join now for a chance to mine with SilverAsh and battle against the mighty Ho’olheyak!

Our server is so lit that even the Guard Hoederer himself hangs out here, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way. And don’t even get me started on the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition event – it’s like a party in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have Redeem codes that will give you special in-game items to make your Minecraft experience even more awesome. And if you need help navigating this crazy world, just check out our AK EN Database for all the tips and tricks you need.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Lion vs Man Tug-of-War: Minecraft Madness

animal, battle, claws, comparison, Competition, Fight, Human, jaws, lion, madness, man, Minecraft, Nature, opposable thumbs, physical strength, power, predator, prey, strength, Survival, tug of war, tugofwar, wildlife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where lions and humans compete in INTENSE tug-of-war matches! Join us to witness the EPIC battles between lions and humans as they struggle to prove who is the ultimate champion of strength.

Our server is filled with CRAZY challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you outsmart a lion in a tug-of-war without opposable thumbs? Join us and find out!

Don’t miss out on the WILD adventures and INSANE competitions waiting for you on our server. Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft jungle!

CraftyKitties: The Bleach Edition

Abilities, Anime, arm injury, Bleach, captain commander, CraftyKitties, Edition, healing, healing abilities, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Mystery, Orihime, plot hole, Powers, shinigami, Shunsui Kyoraku, soul reaper, Soul Society, speculation, unanswered question, yamamoto

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	64
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Orihime’s healing powers can’t save you from the madness that awaits!

Picture this: Yamamoto’s arm is injured and Orihime is about to use her healing powers to fix it, but suddenly she gets sucked into our server and can’t do a thing! Why, you ask? Because our server is so INSANE that even fictional characters can’t escape its clutches!

Join us for a wild ride filled with UNBELIEVABLE adventures, EPIC battles, and CRAZY shenanigans. Who needs healing arms when you can have a blast in our WACKY world?

Blocky Babes: ‘Behold, a woman!’

acceptance, activism, Awareness, Babes, Behold, blocky, Community, discrimination, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, intersectionality, LGBTQ, Marginalized, mental health, social justice, stigma, SUICIDE WATCH, Support, Transgender, Transphobia, WOMAN

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most powerful woman in all of Minecraft. The other players were in awe of her skills and BEAUTY. But then, out of nowhere, a group of transphobes tried to bring her down. Little did they know, this player was a force to be reckoned with and sent those transphobes running for the hills. They were on suicide watch, I tell you!

So, if you want to become the ultimate WOMAN in Minecraft and make transphobes tremble in fear, then join our server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it.