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SaltyBatteries vs. LithiumLords

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13

so, liek, u know how u always playin’ minecraft and u run outta juice for ur tools and weapons and stuff? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems, cuz we got dem sodium-ion cells dat give u CRAZY energy levels for all ur block breakin’ needs!

u won’t believe it, but dese cells are even BETTER than da regular lithium-ion ones! dey got more energy and dey last longer, so u can mine and build for HOURS without runnin’ outta power!

join dis server and u’ll be breakin’ blocks faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house! trust me, u won’t wanna play on any other server once u experience da power of our sodium-ion cells! it’s gonna be LIT, literally!

The LOLcraft Server: Where Anon’s No. 196297002 Rules!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD . But when they tried to take it, a herd of dancing llamas appeared out of nowhere and started breakdancing around them! It was the craziest thing you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical UNICORN that poops out rainbow-colored wool blocks. Yes, you heard that right. And if you can catch the unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on our HILARIOUS and WACKY Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MataraCraft: Where Nijisisters Rule and Matara is Always Right!

Accuracy, Bitches, Discernment, Doki, female power, Foresight, Insight, Instincts, intuition, Matara, MataraCraft, Nijisisters, Perception, Reliability, rule, Sayu, Sisterhood, Trust, Truth, Understanding, wisdom, women intuition

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Villages Defended:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! The Nijisisters were onto something when they said Matara was the place to be, and boy were they right about Doki. But let me tell you, they were REALLY right about Sayu.

On this server, we don’t mess around. We have a sixth sense for detecting drama and we embrace it with open arms. It takes a woman to know a woman, and let me tell you, we can sniff out the bitches from a mile away.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with glamour, intrigue, and more drama than a reality TV show. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition

Accountability, African American, Bants, Black Lives Matter, blocky, British, Brits, civil rights, community relations, Cops, discrimination, Edition, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, law enforcement, minority rights, police accountability, Police Brutality, police violence, racial discrimination, racial injustice, racial profiling, racism, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Votes:	1651
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!

Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7774	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

Haruhi’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Universe, Anime, blocky, comedy, existential crisis, GOD, haruhi suzumiya, Haruhiism, Haruhis, high school, japanese animation, Kyon, light novels, Manga, Mystery, philosophical debate, pop culture, reality warping, science fiction, SOS Brigade, Supernatural, time travel

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of who’s the real God – Haruhi or Kyon! Join us and embark on mind-blowing adventures as you navigate through insane challenges and quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret unicorn army that will help you conquer all your enemies with their magical powers. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for the bravest player to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and prove once and for all who’s the real God in this hilarious and action-packed Minecraft world!

Crafty Captive’s LOL Mine

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Potions Brewed:	155	Love Letters Sent:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join now or risk losing our beloved hostage – who is actually just our admin pretending to be held captive for attention. But hey, who doesn’t love a good drama, right?

Reasons to join our server: – Our hostage situation adds an element of danger and excitement to your gaming experience. Will you save them in time or will they meet a tragic fate? Only time will tell! – Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways. Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of…um, winning at Minecraft? – Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have with them!

So what are you waiting for? Join now before our admin gets too bored of pretending to be a hostage and actually starts causing some chaos. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun!

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant chickens that were actually friendly and gave out diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the riches you could acquire from these feathered friends?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing champions. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that include fighting a massive ender dragon armed only with a rubber chicken. It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this teeming off edition of Minecraft!

Crafty Crisis Crew

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties, endermen breakdance, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like it’s a rodeo!

Our server is so crazy, even the zombies have started a boy band and perform concerts every night in the nether.

But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to give out hugs (and diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CasualCraft: Ruining Everything, One Block at a Time

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Crops Grown:	5018	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we don’t accept those lame PC gamers who can’t even install drivers! Our community is full of MODDING GENIUSES who can code in their sleep and create the most mind-blowing mods you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave those basic PC gamers behind! Our server is where the real LEGENDS hang out, not those Reddit-loving zoomers who can’t handle a little challenge.

Come experience a THRIVING community where creativity knows no bounds and where the only limit is your imagination. Don’t be a basic PC gamer, join us and become a MODDING MASTERMIND today!

DesiCraft: Where India Rules the Minecraft World

Asia, asian, Country, culture, Democracy, DesiCraft, Economy, Global, Government, India, influence, Military, Minecraft, Narendra Modi, now.., Politics, Population, power, rules, South Asia, SUPERPOWER, Technology, world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Crops Grown:	5502
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where India has become a superpower! Join us for a wild ride through a world where cows are sacred and diamonds are more valuable than gold (literally).

Our server is filled with elephants riding minecarts, tigers hunting creepers, and Gandhi himself leading raids against the Ender Dragon. You won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have taj mahal-shaped castles, curry-flavored potions, and Yoga classes for your character to increase their flexibility and agility.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!