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SickCravings Minecraft SMP

broth, chicken noodle soup, comfort food, crackers, ginger ale, grilled cheese, herbal tea, Honey, hot tea, ice cream, Jello, mac and cheese, Mashed potatoes, Minecraft, oatmeal, popsicles, saltines, sick day cravings, SickCravings, smp, Soup, toast, vitamin C

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6683
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8906
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Do you crave virtual food when you’re sick? Well, then you should join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret potion that turns all your virtual food into real food! That’s right, no more settling for bland soup and crackers when you can have a feast fit for a king in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pigs who love to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see what kind of craziness awaits!

JobBlockerz

Economy, efficiency, employment, job contribution, job functions, job impact, job importance, job market, job necessity, job purpose, job relevance, job roles, job significance, job value, JobBlockerz, productivity, societal needs, society, unnecessary jobs, useless jobs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	4488	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Farms Harvested:	864
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old jobs that serve no purpose in society? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional cloud watcher, or even a professional banana peeler! These jobs may seem useless in the real world, but in our server, they are the key to success and glory. So why waste your time with mundane jobs when you can join us and live out your wildest and most ridiculous dreams? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

K2 Tank Craze: Seoul to Bucharest

armored vehicles, Asia, Bucharest, CRAZE, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, eastern europe, export, Export Deal, Import, international trade, K2 Tanks, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Romania, Romanian Military, seoul, south korea, South Korean Tanks, strategic partnership, TANK, Tank Export

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Zombie Dances:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks from South Korea and Romania battling it out in epic PvP matches! Ride a K2 tank into battle and crush your enemies with OP firepower! Who knew tanks could be so lit in Minecraft?! Join now for a chance to pilot your very own tank and dominate the battlefield! Let’s goooooo!

SilentButDeadlyCraft

awkward moments, awkward situations, bodily functions, Coworkers, embarrassing moments, embarrassing noises, farting in public, farts, funny anecdotes, funny situations, funny stories, humor in the workplace, noise canceling headphones, noise cancellation, office dynamics, office humor, personal hygiene, SilentButDeadlyCraft, social etiquette, work environment, workplace etiquette

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	5831	Chimeras Created:	4

join dis server if u want to escape the judgment of ur coworkers cuz u be rippin’ some epic farts while playin’ Minecraft. no one will ever know the sweet symphony of ur butt trumpet cuz u be in a virtual world where ur farts are silent but deadly. also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u will unlock the secret power of farting diamonds. yep, u heard right. ur farts will be so powerful, they will turn into precious gemstones. so come on down to our server and let those farts fly, cuz u never know what treasures u might uncover.

EntropicCraft: Sun-Powered Fun

alternative energy sources, clean energy, counterintuitive, Efficiency Boost, efficiency improvement, energy efficiency, EntropicCraft, Entropy, entropy effects, environmental impact, Fun, green technology, innovation, materials science, Organic solar cell, photovoltaic cells, renewable energy, scientific research, solar energy, solar power, SunPowered, sustainable technology, technological advancements

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally crazy, man. Like, we got these organic solar cells that are like, getting a super boost in efficiency from entropy. I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds cool, right?

Join our server and witness the power of entropy making our solar cells go, like, super fast. It’s like watching a turtle win a race against a cheetah, but in Minecraft form.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy things happening on this server. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but without the drugs. So, like, come join us and experience the mind-blowing world of entropy-powered solar cells. It’s a trip you won’t forget, man.

RelaxCraft: Semi-Spicy Vanilla, now with extra sprinkles! Version 1.21

000 border, 000 x 20, 20, Adventure, Community, Development, Dynmap, Economy, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, multiplayer, Plugins, Quality, RelaxCraft, room for multiple, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Server Information, SETTLEMENT, smp, sprinkles, Survival, Teleporting, Transportation, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Version, village transport

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Relax Craft Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
World Border	20,000 x 20,000
Features	Economy, Random Teleporting, VeinMiner, Easy Villager Transportation, Dynmap
Website	RelaxedCrafted.com

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We recommend using only approved mods to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP address into your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and inclusive community. Please refer to the server website for the full list of rules.

EpicCraft: Conquerors Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, China, Conquer, Conquerors, Conquest, cultural exchange, Domination, dynasties, east asia, Empires, epiccraft, History, imperialism, Indo-Europeans, Invasion, military tactics, Minecraft, mongols, Server, Silk Road, Slavery, Turks, WARFARE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be transported back in time to ancient China, where you’ll have to fend off invasions from the Mongols, Turks, and even the Indo-Europeans! But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom – you’ll also have the chance to become a legendary warrior and defend the Great Wall of China with your trusty diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden traps that only the bravest players can conquer. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

80785862, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre incidents, eccentric behavior, eccentric sightings, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd sightings, outlandish acts, outlandish behavior, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar sightings, PixelPanic, public display, quirky actions, quirky behavior, Server, strange actions, strange sightings, unusual behavior, unusual occurrences, weird behavior

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Have you ever seen someone build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a busy town square? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your masterpiece). Who needs reality when you can create your own wacky adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? So come on, join us and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous build or prank – the winner gets a pet llama named Larry who spits diamonds!

TimeCraft: Where Tourists Mine Memories!

future destinations, historical sites, hot spots, Memories, popular attractions, time machine travel, time period travel, time travel, time travel adventures, time travel attractions, time travel destinations, time travel experiences, time travel exploration, time travel hot spots, time travel landmarks, time travel sightseeing, time travel tourism, time travel vacations, Timecraft, tourism, Tourists, vacation spots

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine for your gaming experience! Imagine exploring ancient civilizations like the dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or partying with the pharaohs in ancient Egypt.

Join our server and travel through time to visit the hottest tourist spots that never existed! Swim with mermaids in Atlantis, battle dragons in medieval times, or even attend a futuristic rave on Mars. The possibilities are endless on our time-traveling Minecraft server!

So why settle for the present when you can explore the past and future in the most epic way possible? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Housing Hustle: China Econ Slow

China, Confidence, Consumer, Crisis, econ, Economy, Financial, Global, Government, growth, Housing, hustle, Impact, inflation, Investment, market, policies, real estate, recession, Slow, slowdown, SPENDING, stimulus, troubles

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the woes of china’s economy slowing down!!! forget about housing troubles and spend your days building epic structures and battling creepers!!! our server is the ultimate escape from real life problems, plus we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake!!! why suffer in the real world when you can join us and live your best blocky life?!? join now before the economy crashes and we all turn into zombies (not the fun minecraft kind)!!!