salt lake city Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Gods Slained:	2	Crops Grown:	5755
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

NashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	863
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous adventures like never before. Our community is filled with players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

Forget about boring old Kevin Nash, come join us and show off your champion skills. Sell out arenas like a pro and prove that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion. Who needs Nash when you can rule the Minecraft world with your epic gate receipts?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with gatorade-shoving, cock-teasing, and all-around craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DressDilemmaCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	296	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

NostalgicCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8585
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

LebCraft Air Strikes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Astral Projections Made:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	78	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Farms Harvested:	419
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Void Armor Forged:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	78
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!