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Grammar Nazi’s Minecraft Server

annoying kid, Australia, caesar cut hair, Character, condescending, dialect, Gammar Nazi, Glasses, grammar, Grammar Nazi, Highschool, IRRITATING, junior high, Minecraft, minute details, Nazis, nerdy, Region, Server, Speech, uk, US, Writing, zip up hoodie

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Grammar Nazis in your Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to have fun without someone correcting their every move.

Join us and experience a world where you can build and explore without fear of being judged for your grammar. No more annoying kids with caesar cut hair and zip-up hoodies telling you how to speak or write.

So come on over and join the madness! Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave those Grammar Nazis in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: StraightOutta/biz/

altcoins, Bitcoin, Bitcoin price, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency market, cryptocurrency trading, Digital Currency, finance, Financial Advice, financial news, investing, investment strategies, king shitcoin, long-term investment., market analysis, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price prediction, smp, StraightOuttabiz, Trading

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary King Shitcoin as he tries to navigate the treacherous world of cryptocurrency and see if he can make it to 44k before the creepers blow up his precious diamonds! Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and you won’t want to miss it. So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting (if you’re lucky)!

WeddingDressDrama50%

aita, artisan, beadwork, bride, Budget, groom, guestlist, Marriage, native american, Obnoxious, POVERTY, RESERVATION, semi retired, throwaway account, Traditional, traditional feast, tribal elders, tribal gown, wedding dress, wedding planner, WeddingDressDrama50

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6226
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magic Items Found:	1683
Love Letters Sent:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old wedding dresses? Want to spice up your big day with a traditional tribal gown that costs more than your entire wedding budget? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, complete with traditional dancers, drummers, and a feast catered by women on the reservation. And don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual money to throw around, so feel free to splurge on that $33,000 gown made by our artisan.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy drama and outrageous wedding demands. Will you be the one to stand up to your fiancé and say enough is enough? Or will you give in to her every whim and watch your budget go up in flames?

Join now for a wedding experience you’ll never forget, only on our Minecraft server!

CreeperCrushin’

awkward, awkward encounters, awkward moments, CreeperCrushin, cringeworthy, dating fails, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, failed attempts, funny, Humiliation, impressing others, social blunders, social faux pas, trying to be cool, trying to impress, trying too hard

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2524	Enchantments Applied:	123
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of embarrassing yourself in front of that special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can impress them with your epic building skills instead! Imagine crafting a majestic castle made entirely of diamond blocks just to show off – now that’s how you win someone’s heart! Join us and leave your embarrassing moments in the real world behind as you conquer the virtual realm with your creativity and charm. Who needs smooth pick-up lines when you can build a pixelated masterpiece? So come on and join us, where love is just a block away!

CanuckCraft: Ukraine Edition

armour donation, Canada, CanuckCraft, Conflict Resolution, cross-border issues, defense equipment, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign policy, Global Alliances, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, national security, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian territory, strategic partnership, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

hey u, ya u reading this! wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even Ukraine is using armour donated by Canada on Russian territory just to play on it? yea, u heard that right! this server is so epic, even world politics can’t resist joining in on the fun. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventures ever. we got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and creepers doing the macarena. don’t miss out on the action, join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

PermaFrostMercuryMelt

Arctic ecosystem, Arctic environment, Arctic rivers, Arctic warming, Arctic wildlife, climate change, climate change consequences, climate crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, environmental release, global warming, long-term effects, mercury contamination, mercury pollution, mercury sequestration, permafrost degradation, permafrost erosion, PermaFrostMercuryMelt, river erosion

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the arctic is lit af with climate change and mercury is like, spilling out everywhere like a crazy party! imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a river of mercury, talk about a wild ride! join now for a chance to witness the ultimate environmental disaster in the making, it’s gonna be a blast! #mercurymania #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

Hexacomb SMP: The Hive Mind is Taking Over…Help us! No bees, just fun in 2 days! Must be 18+ to join in on the buzz! 🐝🎉

+18, Adult, BEES, Buzz, Community, creativity, Days, Discord, Economy, Events, Fabric, friendship, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, Hexacomb, hive, Join, Mind, Minecraft, Mods, Over…Help, Player Shops, PvP, Seasonal, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, voice chat

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	103

Welcome Message
🌟 Join the Hexacomb Community! 🌟 NEW WORLD SEASON 5 STARTING SATURDAY!! HURRY FOR FRESH START Welcome to Hexacomb, a seasonal SMP where creativity knows no bounds and friendships flourish. For over 3 years, we’ve been uniting players from around the world to express their creativity, build lasting friendships, and create unforgettable memories. Our community thrives on quality over quantity, ensuring a friendly and drama-free environment. Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a perfect outlet for adults to unwind and connect. Season 5 begins August 17th @ 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT

Welcome Message

🌟 Join the Hexacomb Community! 🌟

NEW WORLD SEASON 5 STARTING SATURDAY!! HURRY FOR FRESH START

Welcome to Hexacomb, a seasonal SMP where creativity knows no bounds and friendships flourish. For over 3 years, we’ve been uniting players from around the world to express their creativity, build lasting friendships, and create unforgettable memories. Our community thrives on quality over quantity, ensuring a friendly and drama-free environment. Hexacomb is an 18+ server, providing a perfect outlet for adults to unwind and connect. Season 5 begins August 17th @ 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT

Why Join Hexacomb Season 5?
Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass. Unique Cosmetic Items inspired by Hermitcraft, including hats, food, and weapon skins. Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interaction. Server-Side Music with customizable music discs (used responsibly). BlueMap LIVE World Map accessible in your browser. Optimization Mods for a smooth and enjoyable experience. Player and Mob Head Drops for PVP and rare mob drops. Terralith for stunning world generation, as well as Amplified Nether and Nullsape for the end. Diamond-Based Economy with no restrictions on trades, or purchases. Self-Promotion for your social media and streaming platforms. Active, Tight-Knit Community and Staff Team always ready to help! Community-Driven Feedback and Improvements to keep the server evolving. One Alt Account Allowed Per Player for more flexibility. In-Season Stats Visualization on our website. World Download Available at the end of each season.

Why Join Hexacomb Season 5?

Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks like farmable sand and quick-shattering glass.
Unique Cosmetic Items inspired by Hermitcraft, including hats, food, and weapon skins.
Armor Stand Editing, Sign Editing, and In-Game Proximity Voice Chat for enhanced interaction.
Server-Side Music with customizable music discs (used responsibly).
BlueMap LIVE World Map accessible in your browser.
Optimization Mods for a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Player and Mob Head Drops for PVP and rare mob drops.
Terralith for stunning world generation, as well as Amplified Nether and Nullsape for the end.
Diamond-Based Economy with no restrictions on trades, or purchases.
Self-Promotion for your social media and streaming platforms.
Active, Tight-Knit Community and Staff Team always ready to help!
Community-Driven Feedback and Improvements to keep the server evolving.
One Alt Account Allowed Per Player for more flexibility.
In-Season Stats Visualization on our website.
World Download Available at the end of each season.

Apply Now!
Season 5 is starting soon! Join us now so we can all begin this journey together. Season 5 will be our best season yet! At Hexacomb, it’s not just about playing Minecraft; it’s about forming friendships and being inspired by others. We invite you to join us and let your creativity blossom in a place where you’ll always feel welcome. Join our Discord and follow the steps to join in on the fun! https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

Apply Now!

Season 5 is starting soon! Join us now so we can all begin this journey together. Season 5 will be our best season yet! At Hexacomb, it’s not just about playing Minecraft; it’s about forming friendships and being inspired by others. We invite you to join us and let your creativity blossom in a place where you’ll always feel welcome. Join our Discord and follow the steps to join in on the fun! https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

FAQs:

Q: What is Hexacomb?

A: Hexacomb is a seasonal SMP Minecraft server where players can express their creativity, build friendships, and create unforgettable memories in a drama-free environment.

Q: When does Season 5 start?

A: Season 5 of Hexacomb starts on August 17th at 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT.

Q: What are some unique features of Hexacomb Season 5?

A: Some unique features include Fabric-Based Server with custom tweaks, unique cosmetic items inspired by Hermitcraft, Armor Stand Editing, In-Game Proximity Voice Chat, Server-Side Music, BlueMap LIVE World Map, optimization mods, player and mob head drops, and more.

Q: How can I join Hexacomb Season 5?

A: You can join by following the steps on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

We can’t wait to see you in Hexacomb!

CraftyRaven’s Minecraft Server

2nd Advent orisong, Advent karaoke offcollab, Art Tags, BlueBird Cover, CraftyRavens, demon of sound, hololive, in my feelings, Lilium cover, lover of idols, merch, Minecraft, Music, nerissa ravencroft, new merch, Ope, Say my name, Server, STREAMS, Sweetest Scarlet, tiktok, twitter, useful links

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mines Excavated:	4497
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Potions Brewed:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and you’ll encounter the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent. She’s here to rock your world with her epic tunes and karaoke sessions that will leave you in stitches.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the mysterious Ope, a creature that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Can you defeat Ope and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got merch galore! From Nerissa 1st Anniversary Celebration goodies to Hololive English -Advent- 1st Anniversary swag, you’ll be decked out in style while you conquer the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself singing karaoke with Nerissa Ravencroft in no time. Let the adventure begin!

Minecraft SMP: Black Incels Unite!

activism, Alien, Black, Black Incels, Black Lives Matter, Diversity, empowerment, equality, film industry, Hollywood, Identity, incel community, Incels, inclusion, long tail, marginalized voices, Minecraft, Movie, representation, rise up, Romulus, smp, Social Issues, tags, unite

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Emeralds Found:	9590
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so popular, Hollywood has taken notice and is already planning a blockbuster movie about us. That’s right, you could be a Minecraft star!

But that’s not all, we’ve also been contacted by aliens from planet Romulus who want to join our server and build epic space-themed creations with us. Who knew aliens were such talented builders?

And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also formed an alliance with the legendary group known as the Black Incels. They’re rising up in our server, ready to dominate the competition with their unbeatable skills and strategies. Join us and be a part of this epic journey to greatness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the craziest, most exciting community out there. Let’s build, battle, and conquer together!

CousinLiesMC Server

cousin betrayal, cousin deception, cousin drama, cousin lies, cousin relationship, cousin trust, CousinLiesMC, family betrayal, family communication, family conflict, family loyalty, fiance loyalty, relationship issues, Server, trust broken, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest betrayal, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of a cousin accusing someone of being pregnant with another man’s child.

Experience the thrill of uncovering secrets and confronting your loved ones in a virtual world where anything is possible. Will you choose to disinvite your cousin from your in-game wedding, or will you let the drama unfold?

But beware, your fiance might just defend your cousin’s questionable actions and visit him behind your back, adding even more chaos to the mix. Are you ready to navigate through this crazy situation and come out on top? Join our server now and let the madness begin!