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Society Sucks Minecraft Server

collapse, current society, EASY FIX, enjoy what you have, live sober, Minecraft, minimum wage, Server, societal change, societal collapse, societal commentary, societal critique, societal expectations, societal issues, societal norms, Societal Problems, societal reform, societal solutions, societal structure, societal transformation, society, SUCKS, work part-time

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4590
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to get a few diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our server where the only currency is dirt blocks and the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken every time you mine a block.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate dancing dirt block miner on our server!

Odd One TV Minecraft SMP

Affair, angles, Cheating, conditioning, Exploring, fool around, Girlfriend, long term, love, madly in love, Manipulation, Minecraft, movies, odd, relationship, secure something, serious, shows, sleeping together, smp, TV, WOMAN

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where drama is always brewing just like in this juicy love triangle story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of forbidden love and betrayal, just like our friend here who couldn’t resist the temptation of a secret affair.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of relationships and manipulation like our protagonist here? Only time will tell!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning your morals and ethics, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs movies and shows when you have our Minecraft SMP to satisfy your craving for drama and intrigue? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Idol Minecraft Server

Animax, character birthdays, Crafty, Idol, iDOLM@STER x Love Live, idolmaster, idolmaster materials, idolmaster translations, idolmaster-events, idolmaster-gacha-dates, idolmaster-music-downloads, idolmaster-official, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, imasnews, M@STER EXPO, Minecraft, MuComiVR radio, project-imas, Ritsuko Akizuki, Server, VL Cosmo

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Votes:	9197	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to the most idol-licious Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual idol group and dominate the virtual stage like never before!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually powered by the energy of real-life idols performing on stage. That’s right, every time you mine a block or craft a sword, you’re helping idols achieve their dreams!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level on our server, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring all your favorite idols performing live in-game. Can you imagine the epicness of that moment? It’s like Coachella meets Minecon, but with way more sparkles and glitter!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your journey to idol stardom today. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Giant Killing Minecraft SMP

Anime, Coach, Competition, Defeat, football, GIANT, giant killing, Goal, Japan, kashima, killing, long tail tag, Manga, match, Minecraft, Players, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, TEAM, Tournament, Tsubaki, Victory

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride that never ends! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is so insane that even the mobs are in on the fun. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie chickens or trying to outsmart a pack of skeleton jockeys riding on top of creepers. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere deep within its walls. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

alcohol, Chaos, Chronic fatigue, Crafty, Drunk, Entertainment, feeling, first time, fun people, guests, hangover, House, laughs, Minecraft, minimal cleanup, morning, Organizing, Overcoming, Party, respectful, Server, Sleep, stupid shit, success

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Star Shards Collected:	77	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Enchantments Applied:	153
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw the most epic parties in the virtual world! Our players are all about having a good time and spreading positive vibes. We make sure to keep the party going all night long, with plenty of laughs and good times to be had.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about a boring moment again. Our players are always up for a good time and know how to keep the party going. Plus, we have the perfect amount of virtual alcohol to keep things interesting without going overboard.

And don’t worry about feeling tired – our server is so lively and exciting that you’ll never want to log off. We’ll keep you entertained and laughing all night long, so you’ll forget all about that chronic fatigue. So come join us and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow!

Snowy Minecraft SMP Palace

cultural norms, dating preferences, discrimination, Diversity, gender dynamics, Identity, Interracial Relationships, intersectionality, Minecraft, Palace, Privilege, Race, racial bias, racial preferences, relationships, smp, Snowy, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white men, white women

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Crops Grown:	8497

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white women decided that only white men were worthy of joining their elite Minecraft server. But fear not, because we are here to break down those ridiculous barriers and invite everyone to join in on the fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own floating castle in the sky, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (or just makes a really tasty French fry).

So come one, come all, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Because in this Minecraft SMP, the only thing that matters is having a good time and laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

”It’s Me” Minecraft Server

Identity, introspection, it’s me, Minecraft, recognition, Repetition, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, Self-expression, self-identification, self-image, self-realization, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ores Mined:	1846	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Star Shards Collected:	57
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – we have a special “Llama Lovers” club where you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil bunnies. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees talk and the mushrooms sing!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs – they’re known to steal diamonds and cause chaos wherever they go. See you in the game, adventurer!

Euro peons Dont Know How To Pronounce Japa nese – Minecraft SMP

brand names, cross-cultural communication, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, dont, English Proficiency, EURO, European language skills, foreign language pronunciation, foreign language skills, Japa, Japanese culture, Japanese pronunciation, Japanese superiority, language barriers, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic challenges, linguistic superiority, Minecraft, nese, peons, pokemon, pronounce, pronunciation difficulties, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8528	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things Japanese and laugh at Europeans who struggle to pronounce Japanese brand names! Join us for a wild ride filled with sushi parties, samurai battles, and karaoke nights where we butcher English lyrics in the most hilarious ways possible. Our server is the perfect place for anyone who wants to experience the superiority of Japan and witness firsthand the chaos that ensues when Europeans try to speak Japanese. So come on, join us and let’s show the world just how amazing Japan truly is!

⚜️ LimeDex JE+BE – Vanilla 1.21.30+ ⚜️ Minecraft server

1.21.30, banner, bedrock, Community, Creative, Gaming, Ip:, java, JE+BE, LimeDex, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7684
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6544
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

IP JAVA: mc.lime-d.ru 1.21.30+

IP Bedrock: v.lime-d.ru 25701 1.21.30+

v.lime-d.ru:25701

Crafty Family Minecraft Server

Body, body shape, Crafty, family, family bond, family connection, family genetics, family love, family resemblance, family traits, Genes, genetics, Minecraft, mom, Mother, physical traits, resemblance, Server, Siblings, Sis, sister

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because on our server, you can see where my Sister got that body from! That’s right, our server is filled with genetically modified creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles against mutant cows with six legs, giant spiders with laser eyes, and chickens that can fly faster than a jet plane. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lab where we’re creating the ultimate Minecraft player with superhuman abilities.

But that’s not all – our server also features a custom-built amusement park where you can ride roller coasters made out of TNT and play mini-games like “Hot Potato” with actual hot potatoes that explode if you hold onto them for too long.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared to see where my Sister got that body from – trust us, it’s a sight you won’t soon forget!