salon – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CatRehomedCraft
adoption, anger, bathroom, Bed.., Behavior, carrier, cat, CatRehomedCraft, Correct, dump, Friend, judgment, opinion, OWNER, pet, re-homing, salon, Story, success, vetting
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as re-homing a cat at a salon? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to never judge a player for their questionable decisions, just like our friend who thought leaving a cat at a salon was a successful re-homing story.
Come join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy antics will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet waiting for you outside your virtual door! So why wait? Join now and embrace the chaos!

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Dad’s Shaving Salon
childhood experiences, childhood memories, Dads, family traditions, father-daughter bonding, father-daughter moments, female grooming, female grooming bonding, female grooming childhood, female grooming experiences, female grooming habits, female grooming memories, female grooming nostalgia, female grooming practices, female grooming reflection, female grooming rituals, female grooming routines, female grooming traditions, female perspective, grooming rituals, salon, shaving, shaving rituals
Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing until you cry as you embark on epic quests and challenges.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. So come join us and see if you can outsmart our feathered overlords!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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HairCraftedPunishments
colored hair, Communication, competitive dance, consequences, dance competition, DAUGHTER, discipline, emotional turmoil, Expenses, family dynamics, grounding, hair dye, HairCraftedPunishments, hayley williams, Nationals, neon orange, paramore, Parental authority, rules, salon, teenage rebellion
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as neon orange hair? Look no further! Join our server for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you feeling as bright as Alexis’ hair!
Compete in dance-offs with other players, just like Alexis at her nationals competition! Show off your moves and earn the title of ultimate dance champion.
And don’t worry about any crazy hair dye mishaps like Alexis – on our server, you can dye your hair any color you want, no rules here! Whether you want neon orange, bright pink, or even rainbow stripes, the choice is yours.
Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Alexis’ hair dye escapade. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a Paramore-loving player who shares your love for all things colorful!

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Nail Salon Minecraft Server
Anime, Best Friend, Character, Colorful, Creative, cute, design, fashion, fictional, friendship, japanese, Long Nails, Matching, Minecraft, nail, nail art, nails, Painted, sakura, salon, Server, Style, tomoyo, trendy
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone’s nails are just plain and boring? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can customize your character’s nails to match your best friend’s, just like Tomoyo and Sakura! Whether you want sparkles, rainbows, or even tiny Minecraft blocks painted on, the possibilities are endless! So come join us and show off your fabulous nail art skills in the most stylish Minecraft server around!

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StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies
Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH
Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!
Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!
Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

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HaircutHavoc
Appointment, Beard, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer satisfaction, customer service, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, Grooming, Haircut, HaircutHavoc, INCONVENIENCE, loyalty, personal space, Professionalism, Respect, salon, self-care, stylist
Are you tired of dealing with entitled strangers interrupting your haircut? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and focus on building the perfect pixelated world! No walk-ins allowed, so you can rest easy knowing your stylist won’t be stolen away mid-cut. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who won’t call you names for simply wanting to finish your haircut in peace. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

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CraftyCutsMC
#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style
u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).
once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.
if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.
so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

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HaircutCraft
APPOINTMENTS, bad hairdressers, beauty, Communication, customer service, dislike, Experience, Grooming, haircare, HaircutCraft, haircuts, hairdressers, hairstyling, Hairstylist, personal preference, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, salon, satisfaction, self-care, Trust
So, like, you know, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block, then you gotta join our server, man! We got llamas that can breakdance, creepers that tell jokes, and villagers that do interpretive dance. Plus, our diamond pickaxes have a special power that lets you mine blocks with just a wink.
And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.
So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!

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Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server
anger, biracial, Communication, DCFS, family, Haircut, Havoc, matting, medical neglect, Minecraft, neglect, neglectful, Niece, Pain, parents, Permission, predicament, salon, Server, shoulder length, split ends, tangled hair, thinning hair
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).
With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.
Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

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MagicMania Minecraft Server
Bad Luck, BELIEF, black magic, CHIPS, Conversation, CURSE, hair, Haircut, irrational thoughts, littering, MagicMania, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reddit, Religious, salon, scolding, Server, shopkeeper, superstition, UNCOMFORTABLE
Hey there! Looking for a wild ride on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is more magical than a piece of hair in a shoe!
Join us for the craziest adventures and the most bizarre encounters. Just like the time when a player accidentally left a piece of their hair in a shop and the shop owner accused them of black magic! Who knew hair could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?
But that’s not all – we have hidden treasures, epic battles, and even talking animals (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea). So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to check your shoes for any stray hairs before you log in – we don’t want any accidental curses happening on our watch!

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GazaBlockParty
#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

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SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure
action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game
u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.
not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.
oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun
2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults
Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.
We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.
Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

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Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6
1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness
Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.
We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.
Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.
Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

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BrosBucks Minecraft Server
borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

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Momma’s Money Mine
AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES
Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!
Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!
So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

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Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP
advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

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MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze
best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert
Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

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Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server
aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War
haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

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GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs
Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

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