Salon MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CatRehomedCraft

vetting, Behavior, Bed.., adoption, judgment

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as re-homing a cat at a salon? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to never judge a player for their questionable decisions, just like our friend who thought leaving a cat at a salon was a successful re-homing story.

Come join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy antics will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet waiting for you outside your virtual door! So why wait? Join now and embrace the chaos!

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Dad’s Shaving Salon

female grooming traditions, childhood experiences, shaving rituals, grooming rituals, female grooming childhood

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing until you cry as you embark on epic quests and challenges.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. So come join us and see if you can outsmart our feathered overlords!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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HairCraftedPunishments

discipline, salon, Expenses, teenage rebellion, hair dye

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as neon orange hair? Look no further! Join our server for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you feeling as bright as Alexis’ hair!

Compete in dance-offs with other players, just like Alexis at her nationals competition! Show off your moves and earn the title of ultimate dance champion.

And don’t worry about any crazy hair dye mishaps like Alexis – on our server, you can dye your hair any color you want, no rules here! Whether you want neon orange, bright pink, or even rainbow stripes, the choice is yours.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Alexis’ hair dye escapade. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a Paramore-loving player who shares your love for all things colorful!

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Nail Salon Minecraft Server

Minecraft, fictional, nail, Matching, cute

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone’s nails are just plain and boring? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can customize your character’s nails to match your best friend’s, just like Tomoyo and Sakura! Whether you want sparkles, rainbows, or even tiny Minecraft blocks painted on, the possibilities are endless! So come join us and show off your fabulous nail art skills in the most stylish Minecraft server around!

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StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Disrespect, loyalty, Server, Petty, Brazilian wax

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

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HaircutHavoc

Respect, stylist, Communication, loyalty, ENTITLEMENT

Are you tired of dealing with entitled strangers interrupting your haircut? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and focus on building the perfect pixelated world! No walk-ins allowed, so you can rest easy knowing your stylist won’t be stolen away mid-cut. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who won’t call you names for simply wanting to finish your haircut in peace. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

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CraftyCutsMC

haircare, Profession, salon, fashion, hair

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

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HaircutCraft

satisfaction, PROFESSIONAL, haircuts, Grooming, hairstyling

So, like, you know, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block, then you gotta join our server, man! We got llamas that can breakdance, creepers that tell jokes, and villagers that do interpretive dance. Plus, our diamond pickaxes have a special power that lets you mine blocks with just a wink.

And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!

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Haircut Havoc Minecraft Server

parents, predicament, Haircut, medical neglect, anger

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a hair-raising adventure that will leave you in knots (but hopefully not as bad as poor Jenny’s hair).

With neglectful parents, tangled hair, and DCFS drama, our server is the perfect escape from reality. Build your own virtual world where hair care is a top priority and split ends are a thing of the past.

Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Jenny’s hair before it got cut. Who needs a salon when you have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Don’t be an AITA, join us today!

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MagicMania Minecraft Server

Haircut, salon, reddit, Minecraft, black magic

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is more magical than a piece of hair in a shoe!

Join us for the craziest adventures and the most bizarre encounters. Just like the time when a player accidentally left a piece of their hair in a shop and the shop owner accused them of black magic! Who knew hair could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we have hidden treasures, epic battles, and even talking animals (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea). So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to check your shoes for any stray hairs before you log in – we don’t want any accidental curses happening on our watch!

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