CraftyDawnTrailMCServ

august 24, August 26th, August 31, August 8th, Balmung, cc meetup, Coeurl, CraftyDawnTrailMCServ, Dawntrail General, Dead Sea Scrolls, Femra Friday, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Kill Eachother, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, wolves den

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic Femra Friday event you’ve ever seen! The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted this day and now it’s finally here in blocky form.

Patch Notes (7.05) include updates like pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all!

And don’t miss our Moonfire Faire event from August 8th to August 26th, where you can battle giant creepers and ride dragons.

Join our meetups, like the CC Meetup where we discuss the best way to build a castle out of diamond blocks. Or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup where you can team up with your Minecraft twin to take down other players.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the blocky adventures begin!

CodeCrafters Minecraft SMP

agile methodology, bug fixing, code development, code review, CodeCrafters, continuous integration, development process, feature development, Minecraft, product shipping, project management, Quality Assurance, release management, smp, software delivery, software deployment, software engineering, software lifecycle, software release cycle, software testing, team collaboration, Version Control, waterfall methodology

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to experience coding in Minecraft like never before. Our players don’t just build houses and farms, they build entire functioning computers and program robots to do their bidding. Who needs redstone when you have actual lines of code running the show?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship-It-Or-Die challenge. Every week, players must come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous product ideas, code them into existence, and ship them out to the rest of the server. Failure to do so results in being banished to the dreaded “Bug Island” where you must survive on nothing but stale bread and expired milk.

So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of Minecraft gameplay and coding creativity, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to code and ship like a pro!

HandiCraft Street Deny LOL

accessibility issues, adjacent street, chipseal work, city regulations, city work, closed off street, deny, elderly driver, following orders, handicapped parking tag, handicapped woman, handicraft, health concerns, job responsibilities, Legalities, lol, Public Safety, son assistance, street, street closure, street closure protocol, street maintenance, supervisor instructions, truck presence

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	156	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

MineForFreeCraft

chosen career, desired job, desired profession, dream career, dream job, dream position, favorite job, favorite occupation, favorite task, fulfilling work, ideal job, ideal occupation, labor of love, MineForFreeCraft, passion project, perfect job, perfect role, preferred vocation, ultimate job, unpaid work

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers the most ridiculous and outrageous jobs you can imagine!

Join us and become a professional llama wrangler, where you’ll spend your days herding llamas through treacherous terrain and dodging their spit attacks. Or how about becoming a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you can also become a professional tree whisperer, where you’ll communicate with the trees to help them grow faster and stronger. Or become a professional rainbow unicorn hunter, where you’ll hunt down elusive rainbow unicorns and tame them to ride into battle against your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious jobs in Minecraft!

BadWolfMC: Where blocky worlds meet adult humor and questionable decisions. Join now!

Adult, Adults, BadWolfMC, Bed wars, bedrock, blocky, Chicago, Community, crossplay, Decisions, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, fiber optic, friendship, Hardware, humor, java, Jobs, Join, Meet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Performance, Player Shops, Public farms, Questionable, Quests, Resource worlds, Stability, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	8348
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	510044
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	63	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

Feature	Description
Reviewed and approved	by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
State of the art hardware	on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
Integrated Discord server	Connect and chat seamlessly via Discord server.
Java-Bedrock Crossplay	Enjoy crossplay from any device!
Recurring events	Weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties.
Game modes and places to explore	Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes.
Protection options	Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options.
Economy	Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs.
Public farms and resource worlds	Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds.
Best online community	Members from all walks of life.

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

Rule	Description
All players must be 18+	Only players 18 years of age or older are allowed.
No Griefing	Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is prohibited.
No Client Mods/Exploits	Client modifications other than Optifine or exploits are not allowed.
No Advertising/Spam	No advertising or spamming in chat.
Common Sense/Maturity	Respectful behavior, no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech.

Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com. We look forward to seeing you in game!

BlockyBroServer

addiction, BETRAYAL, biological brother, BlockyBroServer, break lines, car accident, consequences, Dope, Fail, family, fast food, fate, five year old, forgiveness, GOD, jerked off, Karma, papa john’s, Redemption, REJECT, Tragedy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your long-lost biological brother shows up and starts building a giant statue of the girl you used to fantasize about. But wait, there’s more! The girl you jerked off to for five years every night is now dating a creeper who sells dope on the side. Talk about drama!

But don’t worry, because on our server, even the craziest situations have a silver lining. Just when you think things can’t get any weirder, God himself intervenes and sends a five-year-old girl to guide you through a maze of lava pits and zombie hordes. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join us on this rollercoaster of a server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even run into Papa John himself serving up pizza in the Nether. It’s just another day in the wacky world of Minecraft!

RentLordMC – Nobody has it harder than Minecraft SMP Landlords

discrimination, escape goat, hard work, Harder, landlord challenges, landlord difficulties, landlord discrimination, landlord frustrations, landlord life, landlord problems., landlord responsibilities, landlord stress, landlord struggles, landlordcels, Landlords, Minecraft, property management, property ownership, rental market, RentLordMC, smp, societal expectations, society, tenant issues, unfair treatment

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being the scapegoat in society? Join our Minecraft SMP where landlordcels reign supreme! We may do all the work, but we also have all the fun. Build your own empire and watch as others bow down to your landlord prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled tenant who will only haunt those who don’t pay their rent on time. Join now for a chance to outwit the ghost and become the ultimate landlordcel champion!

DressCodeDrama

AITAH, appropriate, aunts wedding, comfortable, cry, cute, DAUGHTER, dress, DressCodeDrama, family, Girls, husband, Kids, lunch, maid of honor, MARRIED, required, shopping, sister, Telling, Upset, weather, Women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure where you can dress up your characters in the fanciest dresses and suits.

We understand the importance of family events, just like the wedding where your daughter must wear a dress or face the consequences. Don’t worry, we won’t leave anyone with a babysitter – unless they’re a creeper trying to crash the party!

Join now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, dress shopping quests, and emotional meltdowns – all in the name of love and weddings. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and fashionable at the same time?

RegretCraft – Addiction Edition

addiction, addiction consequences, addiction counseling, addiction intervention, addiction recovery, addiction recovery community, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery success, addiction relapse, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, bad habits, Edition, overcoming addiction, regret, RegretCraft, seeking help, self-destructive behavior, substance abuse, unhealthy choices

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of being addicted to boring stuff like social media or junk food? Well, have we got the perfect addiction for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and get addicted to building epic structures, exploring vast worlds, and battling creepers like a true warrior.

Forget regretting your addiction to Netflix or caffeine, because on our server, you’ll be too busy regretting not joining sooner! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start regretting all the time you wasted on other addictions!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Denial

aggression, Conflict, denial, downplaying, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, invasion denial, invasion tactics, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, media manipulation, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, political tactics, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	3993
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

So, like, u know how Putin is all like “oh, there’s no invasion in Ukraine, it’s just a friendly visit”? Well, on our server, we take that to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Kursk offensive experience, where you can invade and conquer your enemies with no consequences! Putin himself might even drop by to give you some tips on world domination. So come on, join us and show Putin who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft server ever!

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