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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8991 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Animals Bred: | 147 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 144 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
we have secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the oppressive north korean authorities who are trying to break up unmarried couples. they will never find you here, as we have disguised the entrance with a giant statue of kim jong-un riding a unicorn.
join us and together we will overthrow the capitalist overlords and create a minecraft world where everyone is equal and no one has to worry about being judged for their relationship status. plus, we have free cake every tuesday.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s show those north korean authorities what true decadence looks like!