Salmon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Seafood Swap Server

Cases, consumer behavior, Consumption, findings, less frequently consumed, Low Rates, market trends, observed, research, Salmon, seafood, seafood choices, seafood products, Server, Shrimp, species, study, substitution rates, Swap, top 10, tuna, U.S

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Love Letters Sent:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the fishies are always fresh and never substituted! we got salmon, shrimp, and tuna for days, and ain’t nobody gonna be switching them out on you, no sir!

we did a study and found out that our server has the lowest rates of substitution in the whole dang U.S.! only 13.9% of the time do we see any funny business with our seafood choices. that’s right, we take our fishy business seriously here.

so if you want to swim with the best of them and never have to worry about your fishy friends being swapped out on you, then come on down to our server and join the fun! we promise you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re a squid, then you might wanna watch your back).

Salmon Puberty Party!

Party, puberty, Salmon

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7112	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

So, like, this server is like the salmon of the Minecraft world, bro. We got genes that control when you hit puberty in the game, like, how crazy is that? Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for that puberty gene to kick in and level up your Minecraft life cycle skills. Who knew salmon could be so influential in the virtual world, amirite? Come swim with us and see how this gene can change your Minecraft survival game forever!

Salmon Ella’s Minecraft Fun

animal, animal care, Aquatic, Catch, Creative, Ella, Ellas, Fish, Fishing, Freshwater, Fun, funny, hobby, humor, Minecraft, name.., pet, pet ownership, pun, Salmon, Salmon Ella, Unique, word play

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where you can catch a salmon as a pet, name it ella, and you’ll have salmon ella. it’s like having a fishy best friend who will swim with you wherever you go. plus, rumor has it that if you feed salmon ella enough diamonds, she will turn into a magical mermaid who will grant you three wishes. who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a salmon in a fish tank? join now and start your journey to fishy greatness!

Salmon Sperm Shack

Animal Behavior, animal mating, aquatic environment, aquatic life, aquatic reproduction, aquatic species, fertilization, Fish, fish behavior, fish reproduction, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, Ocean, ocean saltiness, Reproduction, reproductive cycle, Salmon, salty water, Shack, Sperm, sperm production, sperm release

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the salmon are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of the ocean and uncover the truth behind why it’s so salty. Who knew that salmon could release sperm in such a hilarious way? With no hands needed, they’re always ready to go! So come on and join us for a salty adventure unlike any other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a towel, things might get a little messy!

CraftyDefense

air defense systems, CraftyDefense, defense capabilities, defense industry, defense systems, defense technology, defense upgrades, domestic production, military defense, military technology, missile defense, national security, security systems, Syrskyi, Ukraine, Ukrainian air defense, Ukrainian defense, Ukrainian innovation, Ukrainian manufacturing, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian weapons

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

lol imagine ukraine be like “we make our own air defense systems now, no big deal” like they just woke up one day and decided to start building missiles in their backyard. come join our minecraft server where we make our own weapons too, like diamond swords that shoot fireworks or TNT that explodes into rainbows. ukraine ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real innovators here. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot and ride pigs around like they’re racecars. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense.

Grouper Gobbler: Eco Impact Server

Biodiversity, cephalopods, coastal ecosystems, conservation, Crustaceans, Eco, ecological impact, Ecologists, ecosystem dynamics, environmental impact, Fish, food web, formidable, GOBBLER, Grouper, hybrid grouper, Impact, invasive species, Marine Biology, native species, predator, prey species, reshape, Server, TGGG

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	3447
Vanishing Items Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	3624	Magic Crystals Found:	10

come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic hybrid grouper mob that will eat all the other mobs in the game like fish, crustaceans, and cephalopods. it’s like a buffet for this crazy fish! watch as it reshapes the entire minecraft world with its insatiable appetite. join now for a chance to witness this epic battle of the hybrid grouper vs. the rest of the mobs. it’s a feeding frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

Rosalia

Adventurer, approval process, Community, Discord, Donations, Empire, high fantasy, Lands, Lore events, Moderators, Mysteries, plugin-enhanced, reviewers, Rogue, Roleplay, rosalia, Secrets, staff decisions, subscriptions, Unbiased, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to Rosalia! Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server. We play Java edition 1.20.2 on a plugin-enhanced vanilla server. Our lore is easy to understand, and ever expanding with both player and admin led stories unfolding all across the server.
Experienced Staff Team

Simple approval process
While we are a whitelisted server, the approval process is pretty simple! Simply submit your character, and once it’s been approved you’re in and can start playing! With a dedicated team of reviewers, it should never take more than a day to get verified either!
Ever updating & expanding
Both our lore and our gameplay components are under constant improvement. Our staff team is constantly working on the next big update, keeping the world’s story moving forward with frequent staff-run lore events.
Always Unbiased
There will never be a point in time that we give an unfair advantage to someone, either in the server or in the discord. We don’t ask for donations, subscriptions, or any monetary anything. We have rules and guidelines in place to prevent personal feelings from overruling objective staff decisions.
Lore
Welcome to the lands of Rosalia! The lands of this once glorious empire have been nearly forgotten to time, its peoples scattered to the farthest reaches of the world, terrified to return to their native homes. Your story is yours to tell… We hope to see you come join us!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, visit our Discord link here and follow the instructions in the support channels.

2. What is the age requirement for the server?

The server is 16+ high-fantasy roleplay, so the age requirement is 16 and above.

3. How often are lore events held?

Our staff team holds frequent lore events to keep the world’s story moving forward.

4. Can I submit my own lore for consideration?

Yes, players are encouraged to contribute to the lore through their own stories and ideas.

Zen Garden Realm 1.20

#workout, activewear, asian, athleisure, BIMBOS, Choice, clothing, elaborate, Exercise, fashion, FITNESS, garden, gym, Gymshark, Outfit, Preference, Realm, Sportswear, Style, top left, trends, Women, zen

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
New Chunks Explored:	604705	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got Asian Gymshark bimbos running around like crazy! And guess what? You get to pick your favorite one to hang out with. I’m all about that top left bimbo, she’s got the best moves in the game. Join now and I’ll tell you all about why she’s the one for me. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, man!

BoyfriendIQ Minecraft Server

American, Apology, bar performance, Boyfriend, BoyfriendIQ, Communication, disagreement, Europe, genuine connection, geography, geoguessr, honeymoon phase, Iceland, insult, intelligence, knowledge games, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, Schooling, Server, Trivia, United Kingdom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	59	Ores Mined:	8527
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with a good old game of geoguessr! Join us for some intense rounds of pointing at countries on a map and see if you can tell the difference between Iceland and the United Kingdom.

If you’re looking for a server where you can test your knowledge of obscure countries and potentially insult your partner’s intelligence in the process, then this is the place for you! Who knew geography could cause such drama in a relationship?

But don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe space for all your geographical disagreements and maybe even help you learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky terrain of both Minecraft and relationships. Who knows, you might even discover a new country or two along the way!

DiabeticRageCraft

Communication, dexcom alarm, diabetes student, DiabeticRageCraft, Disrespect, dyslexia, family, forgetfulness, Frustration, high blood sugars, Listening, medical device, Meeting, sanctions, School, Support, T1D, Teacher, Trouble, type one diabetes, type one diabetic

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of dealing with annoying teachers who just don’t understand your struggles? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! We don’t have any teachers to take away your medical pump or send you to “sanctions” for giving them the finger. Plus, we have a special potion that lowers your blood sugar levels in the game, so you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log off and relax in our virtual diabetes-friendly oasis. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

SelfDeceptionSMP

denial, inner dialogue, introspection, Lies, mental health, negative thoughts, personal growth, positive affirmations, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-deception, self-doubt, self-identity, self-perception, SelfDeceptionSMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Hey guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes to protect us from griefers and trolls. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE)!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together!

BlockyBawdySecrets

BlockyBawdySecrets, confession, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, Forbidden, Indulgent, INTIMATE, Kinky, lustful, Naughty, NSFW, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, secret, seductive, Sensual, taboo, tantalizing, WILDEST

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8604
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Emeralds Found:	9542	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to unleash your inner wild side and share your wildest NSFW secrets with fellow players. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates in dirty jokes. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to keep it PG-13…or not, we won’t judge!

SovietSmackdownMC

ammunition, ammunition stockpile, ammunition supply, Armed Forces, Combat, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, russia ukraine, russians, SovietSmackdownMC, Syrskyi, Ukrainian strikes, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging ukrainian strikes while fighting off russians with only half the ammunition! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of bombs. join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything can happen, even a pig riding a chicken into battle. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

BarebonesMP

BarebonesMP, Community, Dimensions, discrimination, Events, gameplay, generation, Giveaways, Griefing, HACKING, Lag, Leaderboards, Plugins, PvP, Reset, resource pack, respectful, Semi Vanilla, Server, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crops Grown:	4705
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

*BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Running since April 25th, 2019)*
IP:	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP:	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link:	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap:	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website:	https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:
24-7 Server Uptime and Over 5 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins

Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terratonic for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D Web Map for All Dimensions
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month
Map was Reset on January 10th, 2025

Server Rules:
1. No Griefing or Stealing
2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP
4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
5. Be Respectful and kind to other members
6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
7. The keyword is andesite
8. No Advertising or Spamming other members
9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

FAQ:

1. How old is the server?

The server was established in 2019 and has been running since April 25th, 2019.

2. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers Vanilla gameplay with QoL enhancing plugins, custom world generation, 3D web map for all dimensions, and more.

3. Can I participate in community events and giveaways?

Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month for its members to participate in.

4. What are some of the server rules?

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using unfair advantage mods
No discrimination of any kind
Be respectful and kind to other members

5. How often is the map reset?

The map was last reset on January 10th, 2025.