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LoanCraft Minecraft Server

college degree, college tuition, community college, complaining, DEBT, Divorce, family dynamics, federal loans, financial burden, ill informed, LoanCraft, loans, Minecraft, parents, personal finance, sallie mae, Server, Siblings, stress, student loans, unfair situation, ungrateful

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and join a community of players who understand your struggles!

Join us and build your dream world, where college tuition is paid for by magical unicorns and loans are repaid with diamonds. Our server is a place where siblings never borrow money from each other and parents always communicate openly about financial matters.

Don’t worry about signing up for loans here, because in our virtual world, education is free and debt is just a myth. Explore our server and discover a land where fairness reigns and stress melts away like snow in the Nether.

So come on in and leave your real-life worries behind. Join us on our Minecraft server and let’s build a world where loans are a thing of the past and unicorns roam free. See you in the game!

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

altered states, atheism, AtheistBelievers, belief status, belief systems, Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive perception, Consciousness, Entities, hallucinogens, mind perception, mind-altering substances, mindcraft, Perception, psilocybin, psychedelic experiences, psychological effects, religious beliefs, research, Shroomy, spirituality, study

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	78
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

autumnal vibes, cold and damp, comfort food, cozy indoors, cuddle weather, Dark, dark season, gloomy days, Hibernate, Hygge, indoor activities, long nights, melancholy mood, Minecraft, rainy days, rainy weather, seasonal affective disorder, self-care, Server, staycation, warm blankets, wet, wet season, winter blues

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Buildings Constructed:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4268
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mines Excavated:	3809
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

AngryCraft SMP

aggravation, AngryCraft, annoyance, Enraging, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, incensed, infuriating, irksome, irritable, Irritation, livid, mad, maddening, Peeved, provoking, RAGE, smp, Upset, vexation, wrathful

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

CraftyCompliments

acknowledgment, affirmation, appreciation, comfort, compassion, CraftyCompliments, Empathy, encouragement, kind words, love, Positive reinforcement, praise, Reassurance, recognition, Said., Someone, Support, Understanding, Uplifting, validation, wish

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Emeralds Found:	3299	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7935
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!