saliva comparison Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lava Spit & Drool Server

biology, bodily fluids, bodily functions, digestion, Drool, lava, liquid, Magma, moisture, Mouth, oral health, saliva, saliva comparison, saliva composition, saliva function, saliva production, secretion, Server, Spit, spit and drool, Tongue

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchantments Applied:	260

join our epic minecraft server where spit and drool are like the lava and magma of the land. u can build ur own drool castle and spit on ur enemies to defeat them. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret underground world where the zombies throw dance parties and the skeletons have a fashion show. come join us and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MineCrisis: Work Harder Minecraft Server

Burnout, corporate culture, corporate demands, Crisis, east asia, economic pressures, employee well-being, firms, Harder, labor laws, Management, managers, mental health, Minecraft, MineCrisis, Overtime, productivity, Server, South Korean, stress, work, work ethic, work more, work-life balance, workplace expectations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

So, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. We got managers telling you to work more, but not in a boring office job way. No, no, no. We’re talking about building epic structures, mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate work crisis in a virtual world. We promise you won’t be bored, and you might even forget that you have a real job to go back to. Plus, our managers are actually cool and will help you level up your skills in Minecraft like never before.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s work our way to the top of the Minecraft world together. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

CraftyRahul’sHouseBurnt

bangladesh, Burnt, CraftyRahulsHouseBurnt, crime, Cultural, Destroyed, Destruction, handcrafted instruments, heritage, historical, house looted, Looting, Loss, Music, Outrage, protest, robbery, Singer Rahul Ananda, Tragedy, Unrest, Vandalism, violence

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8584	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Farms Harvested:	289	Animals Bred:	156
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own 140 year old house just like singer rahul ananda! but beware, cuz if u dont protect it, it might get looted and burnt just like his! but dont worry, we have over 3,000 handcrafted instruments for u to play while u cry over ur burnt house. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

abbreviate, abbreviation, Communication, Conversation, INSTANCES, Language, linguistics, Phone, PHONES, PoleCraft, Poles, Shorten, spoken, Talking, Technology, telecommunication, telephone, telephone poles, terminology, VERBAL, Words, Written

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	64	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

Animal Behavior, antisocial, bereavement, Cats, Companionship, death, Dogs, emotions, Feline, Grief, mourn, mourning, Pets, Psychology, PurrCraft, relationships, research, researchers, Social, study, study findings, Universal

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, daily conversations, denial, Discord, emotional attachment, emotional turmoil, fall in love, get along., ignore, infatuation, make out drunk, meet girl, mentally ill, Minecraft, Obsession, retarded, seeking validation, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Server, spend time, toxic patterns, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crops Grown:	3725
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

adult jokes, blue humor, comedy, CreeperComedyClub, crude jokes, dirty jokes, explicit humor, funny jokes, humor, inappropriate humor, Laughter, lewd jokes, mature humor, naughty jokes, NSFW jokes, off-color jokes, offensive jokes, raunchy jokes, ribald jokes, risque jokes, sexual humor

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyIsraelStrike

aggression, American, Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Diplomacy, force, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Israel, major strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, Politics, reconsidering, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Show of force, strike, Tension

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8549

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff happenin! like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the server and started doin the macarena, it was wild! and then, like, this giant ender dragon showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off, it was so lit!

also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!

VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition

Coronavirus Family, coronaviruses, developed, Disease, Edition, flu, Immune Activator, immunity, immunization, infection, medical breakthrough, nasal, Nasal Sprays, Pan-coronavirus, Potential Vaccine, Protect, public health, respiratory illness, Spray, TEAM, Treatment, vaccine, VaxCraft, viral infections

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Towns Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	6654	Potions Brewed:	138
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!