Saline MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Glacial Drop Red Sea Hyper Saline

Red Sea, Drop, Hyper, red, climate change

join our epic minecraft server and explore the underwater world of the red sea! swim with hyper-saline fish and find hidden treasures in the depths!

rumor has it that ancient civilizations used to live underwater and left behind valuable loot for you to discover! but be careful, there are sea monsters lurking in the shadows, ready to attack at any moment!

come join us and prove that the red sea is not just a salty disappointment, but a thriving underwater paradise waiting for you to explore!

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Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, teardrop shape, implant complications, silicone, Craft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

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PirateCraft Minecraft Server

Jewish child, kill all Jews, impale, Holocaust, Pirate

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s truly out of this world? Look no further than our server, where we offer the wildest and craziest adventures you could ever imagine! Join us as we embark on a journey to rid the world of all Jews in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible.

Picture this: elderly Jews being drenched in saline and tied up on the back of donkeys, with Jewish children impaled on their cocks. And that’s just the beginning! We’ll have donkeys galore, with Jews and Jewish children riding them in a massive 2220 km by 2220 km area. Let the donkeys feast on Jewish feet as we bring about the heavenly Jerusalem like never before!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knew genocide could be so wacky and fun?

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TasteTestTyrant

royal kitchens, food preparation, royal food tasting, food poisoning, medieval history

join our epic minecraft server and avoid the same fate as those poor medieval chefs who got yeeted cuz the king’s food taster couldn’t handle a lil food allergy. we got dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground taco stand run by villagers who moonlight as salsa dancers. build a castle, ride a llama into battle, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not real lava…or is it?). come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where anything can happen, even getting turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server…unless you’re a block of cheese, then you might be a little bored.

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DMVPlatesRUs Minecraft Server

Access, Connections, assistance needed, DMV, connections needed

Are you tired of driving around with boring old license plates? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and we’ll hook you up with some custom plates that will make all the other players jealous. We’ve got insiders at the DMV who can get you any design you want, whether it’s a picture of your pet goldfish or a unicorn riding a skateboard. So why settle for plain plates when you can roll up in style on our server? Join now and let the license plate madness begin!

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Crafty Coom/Goon Minecraft Server

Fan, Shoujo, FANTASY, Kawaii, Crafty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Why should you join? Because we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the latest hits! And don’t even get me started on our pet llama racing track – it’s a llama-zing experience you won’t find anywhere else! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Oh, and did we mention we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

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BdayBashCraft

Friends, nintendo switch, Birthday, legend of zelda, super mario odyssey

So, you think buying your daughter a few video games is spoiling her? Ha! You haven’t seen anything yet! Join our Minecraft server and spoil yourself with endless adventures and fun!

Just like how this dad went overboard with buying his daughter games, we go overboard with providing the best Minecraft experience! Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and embark on epic quests that will make you forget all about what “spoiling” even means.

Forget about asking for permission to have fun, just dive right in and join the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs a Nintendo Switch when you can have a whole virtual world at your fingertips? Join now and let the madness begin!

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GazaCraft: Tactical Pause

military intervention, Palestinian territories, Israeli military, Humanitarian efforts, international aid

LOL, so like this server is so lit that even the Israeli military had to take a break just to join in on the fun! They were all like, “Yo, we gotta chill for a sec so we can build some sick houses and mine some diamonds in this epic server!” And then they were like, “We gotta increase the flow of aid into Gaza so they can join us too and have a blast!”

I mean, if the Israeli military is taking a break just to play on this server, you know it’s gotta be off the chain! Join now for a chance to play with soldiers and help build a better world in Minecraft! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon full of rare loot! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Join now and let’s make some memories together!

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HurtFeelingsCraft

triggers, personal growth, resolving conflicts, communication breakdown, HurtFeelingsCraft

join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. we have a secret underground club where llamas serve you cookies and milk while you ride on giant chickens.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fire. we have a special potion that turns you into a mermaid so you can swim with dolphins and explore underwater caves.

our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to the beat of our epic music. we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples.

come join us and be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever created. remember, all conflicts can be traced back to someone’s hurt feelings, but on our server, we only spread love and laughter. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

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Solaria: Where things are semi-normal and semi-crazy at the same time

#youtube, Whitelist, Anarchy, Playtime, Config
Server Name Solaria

Version 1.20.4

IP Address mc.promptt.org:25565

Overview:

Come check out Solaria. This is my new server launched at the end of May. I highly recommend joining the Discord for the full experience. Solaria is mostly vanilla with a chat manager and relaxed anti-cheat system. There is no whitelist and no bans ever (hack clients welcomed).

Features:
FAQ:

1. Is there a whitelist to join Solaria?

No, there is no whitelist on Solaria. Feel free to join anytime.

2. Are hack clients allowed on Solaria?

Yes, hack clients are welcomed on Solaria as there are no bans ever.

3. What are the available commands on Solaria?

Some of the available commands include /kill, /joindate, /spawn, /playtime, /whisper or /w, and /reply or /r.

4. Can I disable Phantoms on Solaria?

Yes, Phantoms are disabled on Solaria.

5. How can I duplicate items on Solaria?

You can find instructions for balanced dupe on Solaria here.
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Server Name	Solaria
Version	1.20.4
IP Address	mc.promptt.org:25565

Saline

Overview:

Features:

FAQ:

1. Is there a whitelist to join Solaria?

2. Are hack clients allowed on Solaria?

3. What are the available commands on Solaria?

4. Can I disable Phantoms on Solaria?

5. How can I duplicate items on Solaria?