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CrudeCraft: India’s 2nd Oil Importer

2nd, Asia, billion, China, crude, CrudeCraft, dollars, economic relations, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, global trade, Import, importer, India, Indias, largest importer, market, Oil, OIL INDUSTRY, Partnership, Russian oil, Trade

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	73
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Potions Brewed:	116
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Yo, listen up, gamers! This server is like the India of Minecraft servers – the second biggest importer of Russian oil after China! We’ve got $2.8 billion worth of crude gameplay waiting for you to dive into! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans as we mine, build, and conquer our way to victory! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got oil, amirite? So come on, join the fun and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

McEvolution Turf Wars: Where pixels get serious (but not too serious)

25th, 4PM, AUGUST, Cash, Discord, est, Event, Friends, Join, McEvolution, Minecraft, Network, org, pixels, player, Prize, Server, Sunday, TEAM, Tournament, Turf, turf wars, Wars

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Minecraft Server: mcevolution.org

Overview:

Date	Time	Event	Prize
August 25th	4pm EST	80 Player Turf Wars Tournament	Cash prize for winning team

Discord:

Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/zbjQ29dgQj

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How many players can participate in the tournament?	80 players
What is the prize for the winning team?	Cash prize made up of $1 for every player that joins the event
How many players are in a team?	Teams of 5
Can I bring my friends to participate?	Yes, bring your friends to form a team

VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Emeralds Found:	3674
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
New Chunks Explored:	472573	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8639	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Farms Harvested:	863	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mines Excavated:	1024

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, government statements, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelenskiy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

come join our minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region!!! zelenskiy is leading the charge and we need all the players we can get to help us conquer this virtual land!!! fight alongside zelenskiy and show russia who’s boss in this epic battle for dominance!!! join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for being part of the most epic minecraft server takeover ever!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!

UkraineCraft: No Storm Shadow Bans!

arms control, Ban, Bans, boris johnson, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, government intervention., international relations, lifting ban, military strike, missile banlift., missile technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Shadow, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2655
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.