Salesman Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No Soliciting Allowed!

Allowed, ANNOYING, assertive communication, avoiding sales scams, dealing with salespeople, door to door, home intrusion, how to say no, personal space, polite refusal, PUSHY, sales etiquette, sales pitch, sales pressure, sales tactics, sales techniques, Salesman, setting boundaries, Soliciting, unwanted, unwanted solicitation, unwanted visitor

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3793	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2759

Are you tired of dealing with annoying door-to-door salesmen interrupting your Minecraft building sessions? Well, on our server, we have a special feature that automatically teleports them to the Nether every time they try to knock on your virtual door! Join us for a salesmen-free gaming experience like no other!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks and feathers. Witness their architectural genius and maybe even learn a thing or two from these feathered master builders!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built dimension where the laws of gravity are reversed and pigs can fly – literally! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Marigold’s SMP Shenanigans

Aono Miku vs Kouki, Bolfort Toyama, Dream Star Grand Prix, EDION Arena Osaka, entrance music, general, Giulia vs Mai Sakurai, Korakuen, Live, Marigold, Marigolds, Minami Komomo vs Minami Yuuki, Morioka, Nagoya International Center, Next shows, previous, Sendai Pit, Shenanigans, Shinkiba 1st Ring, smp, socials, United National Championship, Wrestle Universe

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing armor come charging at you. But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to trade some emeralds for your shiny loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night. Dance the night away with explosive beats and glowing dance floors.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyBF Minecraft Server

aita, Boyfriend, butt hurt, Chairs, Conversation, Couch, CraftyBF, Ego, Favor, free, Help, Horse, mad, Minecraft, Moving, Rent, restain, sand, Server, specific color, Table, Trailer, Truck, uhaul

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who won’t help you move your free dining room set because they’d rather rent a horse? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream dining room set without any judgment from ego-driven players. We don’t care if you want to stain your chairs purple or have a table made entirely of lava blocks – the crazier, the better! Plus, we have Uhaul rentals available in-game for all your moving needs. So come on over and let’s build some furniture together, because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of supportive blockheads!

BlockBuddies: FiredUpFun

automatic gratuity, bartending, BlockBuddies, bragging, college student, Confrontation, coworker issues, ego stroking, FiredUpFun, firing, Honesty, Hosting, Integrity, Management, Politics, Privilege, restaurant policies, Server, side work, sports, trust fund baby, work ethic

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

Are you tired of lazy coworkers who do nothing but watch sports and eat all day? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no trust fund babies allowed! Our server is a major city where you can work hard, play hard, and build epic structures without any Jeffs ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where automatic gratuity is added to every interaction, but instead of getting extra cash, you get extra diamonds and emeralds! No more dealing with braggarts who cheat the system, our server is all about honesty and hard work. Plus, our managers actually listen to your complaints and take action – just like in real life, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying coworkers.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the Jeffs behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where everyone pulls their weight and no one gets away with shady behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Jeff, in which case, good riddance!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8561	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks

Australia, blocks, Cancer, cancer awareness, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer projections, cancer research, cancer statistics, cancer survival rates, cancer treatment, cancer trends, club, creeper, global health, Healthcare, Medical research, men’s cancer, men’s health issues, mens health, public health, Rise

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can cure men’s cancer? well, our server can do just that! join us and watch your cancer magically disappear as you mine and build in our virtual world.

we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!

plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!

so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?

The Escargot Experiment: Not Quite Anarchy with a Side of Modded Factions, PvP, and PvE! No Guns, Nukes, Planes, or Cars! Slightly Sporadic Updates!

Anarchy, arg, cars, Create, customizations, data packs, enemies, escargot, Experiment, Factions, Guns, Lore, Modded, nukes, Planes, Plugins, private developer, PvE, PvP, Safe Zones, Secrets, semi anarchy, Shops, Side, slightly, Sporadic, Updates, weekly updates

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Esker Experiment
Features	Modded server with custom content, semi-anarchy gameplay, infection, machines and guns, custom map with secrets, lore and ARG
Custom Developer	Private developer focused on improving server experience

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is The Esker Experiment?	It is a modded server with semi-anarchy gameplay, allowing players to engage in PVP activities and explore custom content.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server, with the primary focus being on PVP interactions. Players are not allowed to attack offline bases.
What is the unique feature of the server?	The server has custom content developed by a private developer, including infection, machines, guns, and a large map with secrets.
How can I join The Esker Experiment?	Join the Discord server to get the modpack and IP address for the server. Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/xeWReJMycE

CastawayCraft Minecraft Server

Cast him Casting Actor Audition Role Drama Performance Character Theatre Film Television Talent Script Rehearsal Director Acting Scene Emotion Opportunity Success, CastawayCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server, where we have a special feature called “Cast him” where you can literally cast other players into the sky with a flick of your wand!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure you hold on tight, because things tend to get explosive around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

WaitCraft SMP – 8 More Years of Murica Madness

8 years, achievement, American pride, anticipation, Competition, countdown, determination, dreams, Future, goal-setting, LA 2024, madness, Murica, olympics, patience, perseverance, smp, sports, united states, Victory, WAIT, WaitCraft, WIN, Years

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for 8 more years because Murica will win in LA 2024! That’s right, we have insider information that America is going to dominate the Olympics in 2024, so why not spend your time on our server preparing for that glorious moment? Who needs diamonds when you can have gold medals instead? So come on, join us and get ready for the most epic Minecraft Olympics ever!

YogurtRage Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional distress, Emotional support, Family issues, feeling invalidated, feeling unheard, Frustration, household dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, personal belongings, privacy invasion, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, validation, yogurt, YogurtRage

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your family disrespecting your belongings? Join our Minecraft server where no one can touch your precious blocks without your permission! Build your own fortress and protect it from pesky siblings who think they can just waltz in and take whatever they want. No more stolen yogurt, smeared mascara, or bug spray mishaps – only pure, uninterrupted building fun! Plus, if anyone dares to mock you, just unleash your virtual wrath and show them who’s boss. Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of your Minecraft domain!

CreeperCustodyBattles

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Court, CreeperCustodyBattles, custody agreement, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Legal, parenting, people pleasing, relationships, Schedule, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	8891	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Void Armor Forged:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more backstabbing and betrayal than a soap opera, with players trying to outdo each other in the art of manipulation and mind games. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and watch the chaos unfold?

Take a break from real-life drama and immerse yourself in the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re looking for a peaceful and drama-free experience, in which case, maybe try a different server. But where’s the fun in that? Join us now and let the madness begin!