Salesman Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No Soliciting Allowed!

Allowed, ANNOYING, assertive communication, avoiding sales scams, dealing with salespeople, door to door, home intrusion, how to say no, personal space, polite refusal, PUSHY, sales etiquette, sales pitch, sales pressure, sales tactics, sales techniques, Salesman, setting boundaries, Soliciting, unwanted, unwanted solicitation, unwanted visitor

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying door-to-door salesmen interrupting your Minecraft building sessions? Well, on our server, we have a special feature that automatically teleports them to the Nether every time they try to knock on your virtual door! Join us for a salesmen-free gaming experience like no other!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks and feathers. Witness their architectural genius and maybe even learn a thing or two from these feathered master builders!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built dimension where the laws of gravity are reversed and pigs can fly – literally! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

Aqua, depression, Empty, empty wallets, favorite talents, Graduation, Happiness, hololive, Invincible, joy, last source of happiness, Minecraft, pit of depression, reminder, Server, Silly games, source of happiness, Stuck, vtuber community, Vtubers, wallets

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!

Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer

cuck, cucks, Decade, Feedback, Good, Great, ignored, ignored advice, ignored feedback, ignored for a decade, ignored for a long time, ignored for years, ignored opinions, ignored recommendations, ignored suggestions, Ignorer, Minecraft, opinion, Overlooked, Popular, rarely talked about, Recommendation, smp, Underrated

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. But fear not, because we have a team of fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamonds and keep the server safe from poultry tyranny.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot and become the most powerful player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4236	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

CraftyGenZLand

CraftyGenZLand, cutting-edge research, future predictions, future technology, futuristic breakthrough, game-changing invention, global transformation, groundbreaking discovery, groundbreaking innovation, innovation, Millennials, next big thing, paradigm shift., revolutionary discovery, revolutionary impact, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, societal impact, technological advancement, transformative discovery, world-changing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Animals Bred:	154	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and be a part of the first groundbreaking discovery that will change the world forever – we have uncovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Nether, guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigmen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft: Belarus Border Battle

battle, Belarus, border, border control, Bridge.., Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, kyiv, Military, military deployment, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukrainian border

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	108
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Belarus is sending troops to check it out! Kyiv be out here blowing up bridges just to get a sneak peek at the crazy builds on this server.

We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where breaking blocks is the only thing we’re good at. Join us now (if you’re over 18)!

anti cheat, blocks, BREAKING, claim system, Community, custom pictures, Economy, Features, Good, Grief Protection, Join, Leaderboards, Minecraft, player head drop., quality of life, Rollback, Sanctuary, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Simplevoicechat, slime chunk, smp, starfall, trial chambers vaults, Version, Youre

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting.

Features:

Exciting Community Project
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System
Custom picture importing
Trial Chambers Vaults reset
New Season with fresh map
Quality of Life enhancements

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord to get whitelisted and receive the server IP.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.
Are there any grief protection measures in place?	Yes, we have Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, and a Claim System to prevent griefing.
Can I import custom pictures into the server?	Yes, you can request to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form.
When do Trial Chambers Vaults reset?	They reset after 2 days, allowing you to come back and try to get your Core.

NoGamesMC Server

Agitation, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, distrust, doubt, exasperation, Frustration, incredulity, Irritation, no games, no games i dont know why, NoGamesMC, perplexity, puzzlement, Server, skepticism, suspicion, uncertainty, vexation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even we don’t know what’s going on half the time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Or how about building a house only to have it randomly explode every time you step inside? It’s like a real-life game of Minesweeper, but with more explosions and llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a battle of wits and feathers, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain the ability to summon an army of chicken minions to do your bidding.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t ask us why it’s called “NO GAMESI DONT KNOW WHY” – we’re still trying to figure that out ourselves!

CraftyCosplayWhores Minecraft SMP

Anime, character portrayal, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay thread, cosplay whores, costume play, CraftyCosplayWhores, creative expression, dressing up, Fandom, FANTASY, Geek Culture, good cosplay, Manga, Minecraft, pop culture, role-play, Sci Fi, smp, video games, Whores, Yesterday

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Farms Harvested:	266	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where everyone cosplays as their favorite mob? Well, look no further because on our server, yesterday was the good cosplay thread where players dressed up as creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! It was a sight to behold, with players sneaking up on each other in their best mob disguises and causing chaos everywhere they went. Join us for the most epic cosplay showdowns and see if you have what it takes to blend in with the mobs!

MILcraftGiftGoneWrong

bride, celebration, Contribution, ENGAGEMENT, engagement dinner, engagement party, Expenses, family, family conflict, family meeting, future mother in law, groom, large gift, MILcraftGiftGoneWrong, Party, Venue, Wedding, Wedding celebration, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Items Found:	5967	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws trying to plan a second wedding for your engagement? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world!

On our server, you can build your dream engagement party venue without spending a dime. Invite all your family members and friends from both sides to meet in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky constraints).

No need to worry about expensive venues or catering costs, because everything is free in Minecraft land! Plus, you can customize every detail to your liking without any interference from pushy mother-in-laws.

So say goodbye to the stress of planning a second wedding and hello to a fun and relaxing time on our server. Who needs a fancy party when you can have a virtual celebration with unlimited possibilities? Join now and let the blocky festivities begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, classic, cultural references, Experience, generational differences, habits, Maturity, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, Outdated, pastimes, Reminiscing, senior citizen, showing age, smp, time period, Traditional, vintage, wisdom

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only a group of Minecraft players with questionable sanity can provide.

Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans (or maybe join them, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all! We also have a group of villagers who have started a boy band and are looking for backup dancers. Can you bust a move like a pro? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!