saleshumor – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Town of Thriving Chaos: The Server Where Villagers Wreak Havoc and Fly on Boats While Chatting

boats, Chaos, Chatting, Community, Council, Countries, Diplomacy, Discord, disputes, earth smp, Fly, Gaming, Geopolitics, Havoc, Minecraft, Ping, Playerbase, Plugins, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Staff Team, THRIVING, TOWN, tps, villagers, War, Whitelist, Wreak

Discord	https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

Overview

Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project. We welcome anybody into the TownThrive Community!

TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft and easily accessible. The current SMP is an Earth SMP with plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft!

TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War to create an interesting environment focused on geopolitics and diplomacy. The Council, TownThrive’s staff team, helps solve disputes and enforce rules. The server has an active playerbase with 15-40 players, 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS, and good ping.

If you’re interested, join the Discord to get whitelisted!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does TownThrive run on?	TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft.
What plugins does TownThrive use?	TownThrive uses plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft.
Are there rules on TownThrive?	TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War but not toxic behavior. The Council enforces rules and resolves disputes.
How many players are typically on TownThrive?	The server has an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players.
What is the server uptime and TPS?	TownThrive has 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS at all times, and good ping.
How can I join TownThrive?	Join the Discord linked above to get whitelisted and start playing!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t forget about our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why everyone is talking about our server!

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VtubeCraft – Minecraft server for aspiring Vtubers!
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no Vtuber advice? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your Vtubing needs! Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered. Wondering if there’s an audience for your crazy ideas? We’ll give you the scoop.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have access to the best video editing tips and tricks. Need a laugh? We’ve got outrageous stories and insane shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have open auditions for prestigious Vtuber companies like Brave and Hololive. Who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!
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Apology, Behavior, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, family, football, Hitting, housewarming party, Minecraft, Moving, new home, Niece, parenting, Party, PartyPurge, punishment, Server, Siblings, Surprise, Twins, vacation
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when my son threw a football at my niece during a party. But don’t worry, we don’t hold grudges here – we just take away all your electronics until after our vacation!
If you’re looking for a server with intense family dynamics and consequences for your actions, then look no further. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to watch out for flying footballs!

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BoobCraft: Plastic Surgery Revenge
acceptance, body image, BoobCraft, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disability, emotional distress, family drama, husband, judgment, mother-in-law, parenting, Plastic, plastic surgery, reconciliation, relationships, Revenge, self-conscious, sister-in-law, Support, surgery
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the time I rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub experience!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama, like the time my in-laws made fun of my blocky boobs. But don’t worry, on this server, everyone is accepted no matter the size of their pixels!
So come join us for a world of fun and laughter, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a creeper. And remember, on our server, the only drama allowed is when a zombie horde attacks your base – now that’s what I call family bonding!

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Are you tired of boring old time management techniques? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to manage time like a pro! We have time-warping potions, time-traveling pigs, and even a secret time machine hidden in the depths of the Nether. Say goodbye to procrastination and hello to productivity on our server!

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BlockBusterHealing
BlockBusterHealing, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, gratitude practice, healthy lifestyle, holistic healing, journaling, medication, medication management, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, Recovery, self-care, Social Connections, support system, Therapy
Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of pixelated blocks and virtual adventures lift your spirits to new heights!
Our server is like a magical therapy session, but with creepers and diamonds instead of couches and tissues. Imagine battling your inner demons by battling hordes of zombies and skeletons! And don’t even get us started on the healing power of building your dream castle in the sky!
We’ve had players who were once so sad, they couldn’t even muster a smile, but after spending just a few hours on our server, they were laughing, dancing, and shouting “PICKAXE TO THE RESCUE!” at the top of their lungs.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of endless fun and possibilities!

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HotBlockMinecraftServer
#sustainability, 1.5°C above pre-industrial, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Earth’s climate, environmental impact, environmental policy, extreme weather events, global temperature, global warming, greenhouse gases, HotBlockMinecraftServer, June 2024, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, temperature rise
so like, imagine a minecraft server where the temperature is always set to a toasty 1.5°C above pre-industrial levels. you know what that means? no more chilly nights in the game, just cozy warmth all the time.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, the mobs have all gone crazy and started throwing wild parties in the caves. creepers doing the cha-cha slide, zombies breakdancing, skeletons twerking – it’s a real hootenanny down there.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. need a new pickaxe? boom, wish granted. want a pet dragon? poof, there it is.
so come on down to our wacky minecraft server, where the temperature’s hot, the mobs are partying, and unicorns are granting wishes left and right. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, that’s for sure.

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TunnelTasticCraft
Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, functional state, gaza, Hamas, idf, Infrastructure, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, SECURITY, Surveillance, tunnel network, TunnelTasticCraft, TV report, Underground, underground tunnels, WARFARE
so, liek, u kno how Hamas has these crazy tunnels n stuff? well, our Minecraft server is kinda like that, but without all the danger and stuff. u can build ur own tunnels and hideouts and stuff, just like Hamas, but without the whole terrorism thing.
come join us and see if u can outsmart the IDF, who apparently think our tunnels are in “good functional state.” like, who even knew the IDF was checking out Minecraft servers? they must be super impressed with our tunnel-building skills.
so, if u wanna be a tunnel master like Hamas, but without all the political drama, come join our server. we promise u won’t get in trouble with the IDF, unless u start building actual tunnels in real life. then u might have some problems. but in Minecraft, anything goes!

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ChillCraft: Instant Freeze Zone
Chillcraft, Cooling, cooling technology, culinary technology, food cooling appliance, food cooling device, food cooling equipment, food cooling invention, food cooling technology, Food Industry, food innovation, food preparation, food preservation, food science, food storage, food technology, FREEZE, INSTANT, instant cooling, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, rapid cooling, refrigeration, Zone
are you tired of waiting for your hot pockets to cool down after microwaving them for too long? well, do we have the solution for you on our minecraft server! we have invented the reverse microwave, where you can instantly cool down your foods in seconds. no more burning your mouth on scalding hot pizza rolls!
but that’s not all, folks! on our server, we have a secret underground lair filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds. yes, you heard that right. diamonds. just imagine riding a sparkly unicorn through the skies while collecting precious gems to build your dream castle.
and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing up. who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a cute little creeper and feel the warmth of its explosive love?
so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. join now and let the madness begin!

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