LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!
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VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!
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EcoCraft: Shocking Sales Drop!
yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! it’s like a circus up in here, but wit blocky animals!one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the creepers down it, it was epic! and another time, someone made a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?
also, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, shhh don’t tell anyone! and if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u get a lifetime supply of diamond swords, no joke!
so come on, join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s have some blocky fun together!
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CraftyBanRussiaEU
so like, we heard the EU is all like, “no video games for russia!” well, guess what? our minecraft server is the only place where russia can still play video games! join us and stick it to the man by building giant monuments of putin and riding polar bears around the map. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the EU police when they come knocking. come join the chaos and let’s show the world that video games will never be banned on our watch!
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HubsCashUpgrade
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.
Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.
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98 Cent Craft
What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?
But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!
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E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it.
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CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
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Dream Story
Want a unique experience?
So you found the right place…1.Contracts, we saw potential in a plugin that had been abandoned for years, so we fixed its errors and put it to work.
2. Nightmare Night, unlike other plugins, this one adds new mobs (be careful when you see a flying creeper)
3. Stores that change their prices depending on purchases and sales.
4. Slimefun, a plugin that adds countless machines and materials for you to have fun with.
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Home Salesmen Online
u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!
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RegretCraft
Remember that time you passed up on buying a stack of diamond blocks for just a few emeralds? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about missing out on epic deals like that again! Join us and experience a world where the prices are always ridiculously low and the adventures are always hilariously wild. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the richest player in Minecraft history (and maybe even find a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots)! Join now and start your journey to regret-free gaming!