u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!
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Home Salesmen Online
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TelemarketerTerror Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being harassed by telemarketers while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft empire? Join our SMP and unleash your pent-up frustration on virtual telemarketers instead! We have a special mini-game where you can prank call them back and make them listen to your best creeper impression. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and let’s show those pesky telemarketers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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BagReturn4NoCommish
Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any rude sales assistants trying to steal your commission! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players and helpful admins who will make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.Join us and explore our vast landscapes, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no rude NPCs here trying to ruin your day. Plus, if you happen to receive a gift from a stranger on our server, rest assured that it won’t come with any strings attached – unless you count the ones holding up your pixelated armor!
So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be returning is your enemies to the respawn point!
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Door2DoorSecurCraft
Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate security system for your virtual world! We got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and keep those creepers away from your precious builds.Join us and you’ll never have to worry about pesky griefers again. Our security systems are so advanced, they’ll make your head spin. Plus, we have a team of highly-trained guard llamas patrolling the server 24/7.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere down there. Will you be the one to find it?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of ultimate security like never before. Just remember, once you join, you can never leave. Muahaha!
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No Soliciting Allowed!
Are you tired of dealing with annoying door-to-door salesmen interrupting your Minecraft building sessions? Well, on our server, we have a special feature that automatically teleports them to the Nether every time they try to knock on your virtual door! Join us for a salesmen-free gaming experience like no other!But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks and feathers. Witness their architectural genius and maybe even learn a thing or two from these feathered master builders!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built dimension where the laws of gravity are reversed and pigs can fly – literally! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the madness begin!