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  • VietnameseDoggoCraft

    VietnameseDoggoCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the bad guy at arts and crafts fairs with your indecisive husband? Join our Minecraft server and learn Vietnamese dog commands to communicate with salespeople without your husband understanding! Teach him to “sit, down, paw” in Vietnamese and watch him bark in confusion. Plus, get therapy sessions in-game to discuss whether teaching your husband dog commands is actually racist. It’s a whole new level of crafting and drama, only on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PyramidSchemeFreeZone

    PyramidSchemeFreeZone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being hounded by MLM sellers trying to push their overpriced products on you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will try to sell you a $2k Thermomix or any other MLM junk. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without the pressure of constant sales pitches.

    Join us and escape the relentless MLM madness! Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and maybe even battle a few creepers along the way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly MLM consultant who will try to recruit you…but don’t worry, they’re easily scared off by a well-placed TNT explosion.

    So come on down to our server and leave the MLM drama behind. Who needs a pyramid scheme when you can build your own pyramid in Minecraft? šŸ˜‰

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No Soliciting Allowed!

    No Soliciting Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying door-to-door salesmen interrupting your Minecraft building sessions? Well, on our server, we have a special feature that automatically teleports them to the Nether every time they try to knock on your virtual door! Join us for a salesmen-free gaming experience like no other!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks and feathers. Witness their architectural genius and maybe even learn a thing or two from these feathered master builders!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built dimension where the laws of gravity are reversed and pigs can fly – literally! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Realm of Theous

    Realm of Theous

    New Minecraft Servers

    Creative Plot Server, With World edit With A fantasy Quest roleplay world under construction (looking for builders)

    theous.apexmc.co:25583

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • yamanoko_server

    yamanoko_server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yamanoko_server is a survival server which started in March 2022.I want you to come cause nobody is there now seriously. This server apply both anti-cheat and anti-troll plugins so that everyone can enjoy in relieve. Also, this server allows cross-play: Java and PE! (But, I recommend you that you would play with Java edition for stability.) Port for each platform are as follow. Java:25565 PE:19132 Let’s play with us in yamanoko_server! official HP(In Japanese): http://minecraft.yamanoko.fun/

    minecraft.yamanoko.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vanilacraft

    Vanilacraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    šŸ’– We are VanillaCraft community which aims to offer the most enjoyable Survival experience in Minecraft. The main focus of the server is our economy which has been tweaked and balanced to allow players to sell many items in the game! Our server offers ingame banking which gives you interest on money you deposite .Our economy system allows for many of ways to earn money, which you can use to purchase in-game ranks, perks and more!šŸ’ÆšŸ’  Gamemodes šŸ’ SkyBlock• SkyWars• KnockBack• BedWars• Kit PVP• SkyPVP• Full PVP• Bridge• EggWars• TNT Tag• PIT• Parkour• Build Battle• One Block• Creative• Mega Creativeand many more.

    ♦ Version – Latest♦ Shop System (Everything )♦ ShopKepers♦ Banking System with Interest♦ No Griefing♦ Live Maps♦ Custom Economy with Balanced Prices♦ Custom Enchantments♦ Auction System for Trading♦ Safe Trading♦ Rankup Feature♦ Voting for Rewards♦ Custom Plugins♦ Land Claiming♦ DiscordChat connected to In-gameChat♦ Helpful Staff

    IP: vanillacraft.funDiscord: https://dsc.gg/vanillacraftWebsite:Ā https://vanillacraft-698.tebex.io/

    vanillacraft.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ..-..x WINTER UPDATE OPENING OF ANARCHY Minecraft server

    ..-..x WINTER UPDATE OPENING OF ANARCHY Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server ā€œ..-..x WINTER UPDATE OPENING OF ANARCHYā€ has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    d5.ngtime.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Innercube

    The Innercube

    New Minecraft Servers

    The innercube SMP is a brand new survival multiplayer server with a small but growing friendly community! A few of our features include: – Golden shovel land claiming + griefing is not allowed – Keepinventory is on in every world – Being able to join jobs and to create your own playershops and playerwarps – Using in-game money to buy cool item effects like nightvision or haste – mcMMO – Safarinets (pokeball like eggs to catch and release mobs) – Silktouch spawners – The option to use a resourceworld to gather materials or to level mcmmo (not mandatory) – Friendly, helpful players We would love to see you on the server! IP: play.innercubesmp.com

    play.innercubesmp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hyrule SMP

    Hyrule SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hyrule Kingdom ———————– SMP SERVER ————————- A lot of stuff to do! —————————- Chill and fun

    BEDROCK & JAVA IS WELCOME

    BEDROCK IP : hyrule.my.pebble.host | PORT: 25585

    hyrule.my.pebble.host

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Arsonsetups flame

    Arsonsetups flame

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Information:ā— IP: flame.arsonsetups.comā— Web: www.arsonsetups.comā— Store: store-flame.arsonsetups.comā— Discord: discord.arsonsetups.com

    flame.arsonsetups.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP