New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

Sales Pitch

  • VietnameseDoggoCraft

    VietnameseDoggoCraft
    Are you tired of being the bad guy at arts and crafts fairs with your indecisive husband? Join our Minecraft server and learn Vietnamese dog commands to communicate with salespeople without your husband understanding! Teach him to “sit, down, paw” in Vietnamese and watch him bark in confusion. Plus, get therapy sessions in-game to discuss whether teaching your husband dog commands is actually racist. It’s a whole new level of crafting and drama, only on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • PyramidSchemeFreeZone

    PyramidSchemeFreeZone
    Are you tired of being hounded by MLM sellers trying to push their overpriced products on you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will try to sell you a $2k Thermomix or any other MLM junk. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without the pressure of constant sales pitches.

    Join us and escape the relentless MLM madness! Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and maybe even battle a few creepers along the way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly MLM consultant who will try to recruit you…but don’t worry, they’re easily scared off by a well-placed TNT explosion.

    So come on down to our server and leave the MLM drama behind. Who needs a pyramid scheme when you can build your own pyramid in Minecraft? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • No Soliciting Allowed!

    No Soliciting Allowed!
    Are you tired of dealing with annoying door-to-door salesmen interrupting your Minecraft building sessions? Well, on our server, we have a special feature that automatically teleports them to the Nether every time they try to knock on your virtual door! Join us for a salesmen-free gaming experience like no other!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks and feathers. Witness their architectural genius and maybe even learn a thing or two from these feathered master builders!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built dimension where the laws of gravity are reversed and pigs can fly – literally! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP