-
VietnameseDoggoCraft
arts and crafts fairs, bad wife, couples therapy, dog commands, generalized anxiety, learn Vietnamese, phrases in Vietnamese, racist, reddit, sales pitch, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Vietnamese, VietnameseDoggoCraft, white husband, YellingAre you tired of being the bad guy at arts and crafts fairs with your indecisive husband? Join our Minecraft server and learn Vietnamese dog commands to communicate with salespeople without your husband understanding! Teach him to “sit, down, paw” in Vietnamese and watch him bark in confusion. Plus, get therapy sessions in-game to discuss whether teaching your husband dog commands is actually racist. It’s a whole new level of crafting and drama, only on our server! -
PyramidSchemeFreeZone
Ambassador, awkward text, Breaking Point, Chiropractor, crushing dreams, dreams, family, Friends, good luck, Honesty, MLM, multi-level marketing, neighbors, not interested, Pyramid Scheme, PyramidSchemeFreeZone, relationships, sales pitch, SELLING, stop asking, ThermomixAre you tired of being hounded by MLM sellers trying to push their overpriced products on you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will try to sell you a $2k Thermomix or any other MLM junk. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without the pressure of constant sales pitches.Join us and escape the relentless MLM madness! Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and maybe even battle a few creepers along the way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly MLM consultant who will try to recruit you…but don’t worry, they’re easily scared off by a well-placed TNT explosion.
So come on down to our server and leave the MLM drama behind. Who needs a pyramid scheme when you can build your own pyramid in Minecraft? 😉
-
BritBlockBanter
amusing, BritBlockBanter, British, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British language, british slang, Clever, comedy, culture, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous expression, Language, phrase, Slang, Witty, WordAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!
-
SMP: NeverSteamAgain
$76 wasted, Boycott, denied refund, dumbed down, Gaming Community, lesson learned, memoryholed, moviegame, Never falling for Steam, NeverSteamAgain, no licenses, refund denied, regret, shilled to death, smp, Spyware, Steam-free life, uninstalling, V, wasted money, Woke, worse than SkyrimAre you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever! -
BandOrBustMC
artist appreciation, artist dedication, artist devotion, artist loyalty, band commitment, BandOrBustMC, eternal listening, favorite artist, favorite band, lifelong fan, lifelong listening, long term favorite, long term listening, Music, music lover, music obsession, music passion, music preferences, musical dedication, musical devotion, musical tasteIf you could only listen to one band or artist for the rest of your life, it better be the sound of our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was built on a magical block of cheese that grants players unlimited creativity and power. Not to mention, our resident parrot DJ spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a pet llama that can breakdance on command. So why settle for just one band or artist when you can have the whole Minecraft symphony at your fingertips? Join us now and let the music of blocky legends serenade your ears for eternity! -
Crafttomuck S3: The Modded Mess – Where creations thrive and players survive – RIP Deceased Craft, no kids allowed!
#addons, +18, Allowed, application, build focused, chaotic blast, Community, Craft, Crafttomuck, create mod, creations, deceased, deceased craft, Fast-paced, Gaming, ISLAND, Kids, Mess, Minecraft, Modded, Players, PvP, RIP, rules, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, SURVIVE, Thrive, Whitelist, zombieCrafttomuck Season 3 To The Stars!
Overview Hello fellow crafting and mining enthusiasts! We are a Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods. Currently on Season 3 – To The Stars! Survival SMP
This server is build-focused with a friendly community. We have a shopping and gaming district for players to enjoy. Creative
This server uses the same modpack as the Survival SMP, intended for testing machines and building in creative mode. Deceased Craft PvPvE
A new addition to our servers, a PVP zombie survival pack launched recently. Fast-paced and chaotic gameplay. Links
Crafttomuck Website World Map Closing Statements
We take our community seriously and encourage effort in applications. Read the rules and join us for some crafting and mining fun! FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? You can apply on our website at https://www.crafttomuck.com and join our Discord community. What modpack do you use? We use the Create mod focused SMP with various addons and mods. You can find the modpack on Curseforge under “Crafttomuck”. Are there any rules for the servers? Each server has its own set of rules, which can be found on our Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them. Is there any lag on the servers? We have a dedicated server that runs smoothly with minimal lag. If any issues arise, we address them promptly.