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PyramidSchemeFreeZone

Ambassador, awkward text, Breaking Point, Chiropractor, crushing dreams, dreams, family, Friends, good luck, Honesty, MLM, multi-level marketing, neighbors, not interested, Pyramid Scheme, PyramidSchemeFreeZone, relationships, sales pitch, SELLING, stop asking, Thermomix

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2544
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of being hounded by MLM sellers trying to push their overpriced products on you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will try to sell you a $2k Thermomix or any other MLM junk. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without the pressure of constant sales pitches.

Join us and escape the relentless MLM madness! Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and maybe even battle a few creepers along the way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly MLM consultant who will try to recruit you…but don’t worry, they’re easily scared off by a well-placed TNT explosion.

So come on down to our server and leave the MLM drama behind. Who needs a pyramid scheme when you can build your own pyramid in Minecraft? 😉

No Soliciting Allowed!

Allowed, ANNOYING, assertive communication, avoiding sales scams, dealing with salespeople, door to door, home intrusion, how to say no, personal space, polite refusal, PUSHY, sales etiquette, sales pitch, sales pressure, sales tactics, sales techniques, Salesman, setting boundaries, Soliciting, unwanted, unwanted solicitation, unwanted visitor

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	287	Crops Grown:	7229

Are you tired of dealing with annoying door-to-door salesmen interrupting your Minecraft building sessions? Well, on our server, we have a special feature that automatically teleports them to the Nether every time they try to knock on your virtual door! Join us for a salesmen-free gaming experience like no other!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks and feathers. Witness their architectural genius and maybe even learn a thing or two from these feathered master builders!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built dimension where the laws of gravity are reversed and pigs can fly – literally! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Star Shards Collected:	269
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Mines Excavated:	3778
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	1

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	365318
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ores Mined:	1182	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Votes:	4254
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	4669
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	905	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Gods Slained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Chimeras Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?