oh and did i mention we got a pet llama named larry who tells the best jokes? ya, he’s a real hoot. so come join us on dis crazy server where anything is possible, even tesla’s yoy sales going up instead of down. u won’t regret it, i swear on my diamond sword.
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CraftyTesla’s SalesPlummetEU
hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got dragons flyin around and unicorns poopin rainbows. our players are so pro they can build a castle in like 5 minutes flat. plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. -
MineCraftMingle
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our epic Minecraft server and find the girl of your dreams! Our server is filled with beautiful and talented players just waiting to team up with you. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fight alongside your new Minecraft girlfriend? Join now and start building your love story block by block! -
QuackCraft: Buoyant Ducks Dive Deep
come join our epic minecraft server where ducks are the rulers and you must prove your worth by swimming underwater for hours on end like a duck! if you can survive the duck trials, you will be granted access to the secret duck kingdom where you can ride giant rubber duckies and quack your way to victory! don’t be a chicken, join us now and show those ducks who’s boss! -
BoomerScammerzCraft
omg u guys, u need to join this cray cray minecraft server like right now! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a group of older adults in the UK who kept getting scammed on the phone. like, every day they were getting calls trying to steal their monies. so they were like, “screw this noise, we’re gonna play minecraft instead!” and that’s how this server was born. now, if u join, u can help protect these poor oldies from phone scammers by building them epic bases and fighting off evil mobs. plus, there’s a secret level where u can ride llamas into battle against a horde of killer chickens. it’s lit, fam. so come join us and be a hero in the fight against telephone fraud! #minecraftforjustice #llamalove -
RaidedCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of all the political drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us and leave the VP pick drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Our server is so awesome that even the leftists are seething with jealousy.
Why vote for a presidential candidate when you can vote for our server as the best place to spend your free time? Come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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MILInsultExposedMC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between you and your mother-in-law!Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive comments and snide remarks from your in-laws? Well, on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did! Use our voice memo feature to record all those shady comments and reveal the truth to your loved ones. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?
But be warned, things might not go as planned! Just like in real life, your spouse might turn on you instead of the real culprit. Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and come out on top?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of family feuds, betrayal, and maybe even some redemption. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest!
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Hate It But Craft It Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with people who actually enjoy pineapple on pizza? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no pineapple on pizza policy! Join us and never have to worry about encountering such madness again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of pizza-loving llamas who will protect you from any pineapple-related threats. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the pineapple at home! -
SlimCraft2021
Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our players have reported losing up to 20 pounds in a week just from playing on our server. It’s like a virtual weight loss boot camp, but with more explosions and less kale smoothies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to slim down while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!