oh and did i mention we got a pet llama named larry who tells the best jokes? ya, he’s a real hoot. so come join us on dis crazy server where anything is possible, even tesla’s yoy sales going up instead of down. u won’t regret it, i swear on my diamond sword.
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CraftyTesla’s SalesPlummetEU
hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got dragons flyin around and unicorns poopin rainbows. our players are so pro they can build a castle in like 5 minutes flat. plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. -
TVSeries10/10 Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a 10/10 TV series that you won’t want to miss! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and drama that will make you say “WOWZA!”Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a wild treasure hunt for the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who are hell-bent on keeping it for themselves. Can you outsmart the chickens and claim the pickaxe for yourself? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llama warriors who are on a mission to protect the realm from the dreaded Ender Dragon. Join forces with the llamas and embark on a quest to defeat the dragon once and for all. Will you emerge victorious or end up as dragon food? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a gaming experience that’s more entertaining than a 10/10 TV series. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CreeperAlertMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is filled with psychopaths just waiting to show you their true colors. From building elaborate torture chambers to trapping unsuspecting players in never-ending mazes, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Only the craziest survive on our server! -
DeathFameCraft
so, like, come join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll be one of those people! maybe you’ll die in a super epic way like getting squished by a giant slime or falling into a pit of lava while trying to show off your sick parkour skills. who knows, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. but shh, don’t tell anyone! join now and become a legend in the most ridiculous way possible! -
ExeosCraft: Where the blocks are hot, but the players are hotter! 1.21 update now live!
Server Name ExeosCraft Reset Policy No-Reset Grief Policy No-Grief Server Type LGBTQ+ SMP Overview:
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Join us for a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey.
FAQ:
Question Answer Why choose ExeosCraft? Stability, zero pay-to-win, giving back to charity, inclusivity, custom plugins, and cross-platform support are some of the reasons to choose ExeosCraft. What are the key features of ExeosCraft? - Permanent World
- Level-Up System
- Pets
- Land Claim
- McMMO
- Strong Economy
- Leaderboards
- Hard Difficulty
- Player-Driven Updates
How can I join ExeosCraft? You can join ExeosCraft using the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or the Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132. Join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/exeoscraft. Is there a trailer for ExeosCraft? Yes, you can watch the trailer at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU. -
CraftyDawnServer – Minecraft Server
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans. We have patch notes that will blow your mind, resources that will make your head spin, and free companies that will have you laughing for days.
But wait, there’s more! Our in-game events are out of this world. From the Moonfire Faire where you can dance with fireflies to meetups where you can discuss Girl’s Last Tour and X-files with fellow gamers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets and embark on a quest that will leave you in stitches. See you in the game, adventurers!
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RichCraft SMP – “How2GetRich”
Are you tired of being a peasant in the land of Minecraft? Do you dream of swimming in diamonds and bathing in gold? Look no further, because our SMP is the key to unlocking your inner riches! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. Rumor has it that there’s a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and valuable loot just waiting to be plundered. But beware, for the vault is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its hoard. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to claim the treasure for themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! -
NoFriendLeftBehind Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the judgmental vibes of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can celebrate your victories without anyone judging you for it.We have a group of 6 girls in their mid to late twenties, including a super religious girl who may or may not judge you for your choices. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back!
Our tradition of celebrating thesis defenses with dinner will have you feeling like a queen (or king) without any religious restrictions holding you back. And if you’re worried about judgmental vibes, don’t worry – we’ve got a restaurant just for you where you can celebrate in peace without any unwanted opinions.
So come join our server and let loose without any worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual date in our cool vibes atmosphere. It’s a party and you’re invited – no judgment allowed!
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BagRageCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, poolside mishaps, and screaming matches over suede bags.Witness the epic showdown between a wife and a cousin’s kid over a ruined bag, complete with tears and shouting. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for outrageous arguments over the value of a bag, intense apologies, and unresolved anger. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find this level of absurdity and chaos in a virtual world? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!