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Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	184	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Items Found:	6511	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Divine Spears Created:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Items Found:	1275
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.