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TeslaCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like tesla going ham on canada’s ev rebate program? yeah, we got that energy here, fam. our server is poppin’ off with players buying up blocks faster than tesla sold cars in canada. we wiped out $43 million in grants cuz our players are just that good at building and mining. join us if u wanna be part of the madness and help us take over the minecraft world. we promise u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and epic adventures. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft history together! -
TeslaCraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than tesla sales falling off a cliff globally 😂 we got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit 🔥 our players are so cool they can make diamonds out of dirt 💎 join us and be part of the madness, because why not? 😜 #minecraftmadness #diamondsdirt #teslafail -
VoltCraft: Shockingly Good Fun!
lol u ever wanted to drive a tesla in minecraft? well u can on our server! we got a whole fleet of virtual teslas just waiting for u to hop in and zoom around. plus, our server is so lit that even in europe where tesla sales are tanking, our virtual teslas are flying off the virtual shelves. come join us and be part of the tesla revolution in minecraft! -
CraftyNorwayFuel
so like, this server is like, so lit that even a norwegian fuel supplier is like, nah man, i ain’t selling to the US Navy cuz of some Trump-Zelensky drama. they got that moral compass pointing straight to our server, yo. come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make Minecraft history together! -
CraftyTesla – Shocking Sales and Politics!
so, liek, dis server is like da bomb diggity, ya know? u gotta join cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide.one time, dis dude named Steve found a diamond bigger than his head and he was like “woah dude, dis server is lit!”
we got a secret underground club where all da villagers go to party and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.
also, rumor has it dat Elon Musk himself plays on dis server and he built a giant tesla factory made entirely out of redstone.
so, if u wanna have a blast and see some crazy shenanigans, join dis server now before da creepers take over and start a dance party without u!
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CraftyF35sInIndia
lol, u ever seen a jet in minecraft? well, now u can fly around in a state-of-art F-35 jet on our server! join now and be the coolest pilot in the blocky skies! trump himself said this server is the best, he even wants to sell the jets to india just so they can join us! come on, what are u waiting for? hop on and start flying high in style! -
CobbleStory
COBBLESTY is the best Minecraft COBBLEMON server, managed by members with great experience in the field of Pokémons servers, we offer an immersive server with additions to make your adventure unique and pleasant.
Discord: https://discord.gg/cobblestory
Discover our Minecraft Cobblemon Moddé server based on a universe mixing Minecraft and Pokémon. More than 1000 Pokémon to capture as well as unique mergers in the server, a sales hotel, an adventure world reproducing the adventure of Pokémon, explore and face trainers and becoming champion, accomplish quests and win daily rewards. Relive your best Pokémon memories within a dynamic multiplayer community. Join the best French Minecraft Pixelmon server now by downloading our launcher. COBBLESTY is the benchmark in COBBLEMON server in France!
play.cobblestory.fr
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TeslaCraft Minecraft Server
haha u know why? cuz everyone in norway too busy playin on this epic minecraft server, they forgot to buy teslas! join us and u will be so addicted u forget how to drive! our server is so lit, even elon musk plays on it while cryin about his sales. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u like cars more than blocky adventures. come join the fun, we got creepers that explode with confetti and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our mods are cooler than elon’s flamethrower. so what r u waiting for? hop on and let’s build some epic sh*t together! -
TeslaCraft: Exposing Blocky Personalities!
LOLZZZ come join our epic minecraft server, where driving a tesla is the only way to get around!! 😂😂 our head of investments from the bank of nordea said it best, “driving a tesla exposes who you are” so come show off your true self in our virtual world!! we have insane builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground tesla racing track 🏎️💨 join now and let your inner tesla lover shine!! #tesla4life #minecraftmadness 😜🤪 -
VoltCraft: Sales Plunge!
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the tesla sales have plunged 59% in germany!!! it’s like a virtual apocalypse but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of cars exploding. why join? because our server is so lit, even elon musk would be jelly of our redstone contraptions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost teslas from germany. join now before the zombies get them first!