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Black Friday Minecraft SMP Sale

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of being a noob at public speaking? Do you want to level up your skills and conquer your fear of presenting? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our virtual world is the perfect training ground for honing your speaking abilities. Plus, rumor has it that our VR headset is so /g/ certified, it will make you the king of public speaking in no time. Join us for epic goon sessions and watch as your confidence soars to new heights. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a virtual presentation pro!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5958	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ores Mined:	3533

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!

Dollar on Sale Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Endermen are lining up to get in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in the craziest, most epic Minecraft world ever created? Trust us, it’s worth it – even if it means sacrificing your precious internet connection. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

/msg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Are you ready for some spooky fun this Halloween? Join our Minecraft SMP for the Midnight Carnival: Ludibrium edition! We’ve got crazy bosses, insane deals on hands (yes, hands), and even Frenzy totems rising from the grave! And don’t even get me started on the Dave the Diver collab – it’s gonna be lit! Plus, Maplefest is coming up, so get ready to get Maplefucked with ghost stories and class references galore.

If you’re tired of playing on the official servers and feeling all alone, fear not! Just post your IGN and someone will come drag your ass over the finish line in LPQ (like, right now!). Hang out with Buddy DoubleOctave and Nisunobi in Scania, or apply to ARCHIVEDHYPERION for some epic adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, join BuyingTrack in SOLIS for some anxiety-inducing furniture timing.

But wait, there’s more! Private servers like WOAH ARTALE, Royals, Legends, Chewie, Castela, and maybe even Yuna are calling your name. So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride and let’s have a blast this Halloween season! Previous Kayling players, you know what to do – come on over and let’s make some memories.

Sale of Fate Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and diamond armor-wearing pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft legend. You’ll be able to fly without wings, mine diamonds with your mind, and even ride a dragon into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cake. Lots and lots of cake.

LUNAR LAKE SALE TODAY SEPT 24TH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Votes:	8858	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us at our server where the Intel Lunar Lake is on sale today, September 24th! Our server is powered by the Intel XE2 GPU microarchitecture, making it the fastest iGPU in the world! With Intel XMX XESS for the best AI upscaling image quality, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole new world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is 16% faster than those inferior competitors, all while using significantly less power for longer battery life. So not only will you be dominating in-game, but you’ll also be saving the environment one block at a time.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ScanFailCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Votes:	7848
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

SpaceMart: Astronaut Edition

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like building stuff and fighting creepers? well, do i have the server for u!

join our server and u can ride a pig while shooting lasers out of ur eyes, how cool is that? not cool enough? well, how about this – u can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS.

but wait, there’s more! on our server, u can also find a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. and if u’re lucky, u might even meet a talking potato who tells hilarious jokes.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u’re allergic to fun, then maybe u should stay away. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s have a blast!

Ex’s Gift Sale Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Picture this: you log in and find out your in-game partner has been secretly racking up debt in diamonds behind your back. But fear not, because you can work together to pay it off and save the relationship (or not, it’s up to you)!

We promise an experience like no other, where you’ll have to make tough decisions like selling your enchanted diamond sword to save the day. Who needs a PS5 when you can have epic Minecraft adventures that will keep you up all night worrying about your virtual relationships?

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and gameplay that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the drama, join today!

AqoursCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7387
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	5562
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	24
Farms Harvested:	324	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! Where the Mari Birthday week event is so lit, it’ll make your Minecraft avatar do the WaiWai dance! Join us for the Summer gacha where you can win virtual idols to accompany you on your block-building adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Nijigasaki Tokimeki Mirai Chizu has been announced for Switch, so you can navigate your way through our server with style. And don’t miss out on the Aqours Club 2024 set releasing on June 30th – it’s like a virtual party in your inventory!

Bloom the smile, Bloom the dream! with our July 17th release, and get ready for the Aqours 5th Solo Albums starting on August 1st. The Tsubaki Takizakura Girls’ High School Idol Club After Party Album on August 21st is a must-listen, and the Cerise Bouquet 4th Single on September 4th will have you grooving in your Minecraft world.

Join us for the Niji Conclusion Arc Part 1 in theaters on September 6th, and don’t forget to check out the Dollchestra 4th Single on September 11th. Mira-Cra Park! 3rd Single drops on October 2nd, just in time for the premiere of Superstar S3 airing in October.

But that’s not all! Our server has SIF2 databases, teambuilders, and other miscellaneous stuff to enhance your gameplay experience. With our gameplay guides and card database, you’ll be a Minecraft idol master in no time.

And for those who like to play on dead game offline/private servers, we’ve got guides to help you hack your way to victory. Check out our infodump for all the juicy details.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Zenkai no /llsifg/ for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s make some virtual memories together!

RoboIncel Discord Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	1898
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magic Items Found:	1703	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ethnic robots who have their own incel discords! That’s right, you can join in on the wacky conversations and shenanigans of these robots as they navigate the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in epic battles against evil villagers and hostile mobs as they fight for control of the server.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

GiftReject Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unwanted gifts from your girlfriend and her mom! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual treasures and no pressure to wear dress shoes or jewelry (unless you want to, of course).

Imagine a world where running shoes are optional and having only 4 pairs of shoes is considered normal. On our server, you can be yourself without the fear of being shamed for your minimalist shoe collection. And don’t worry, no one will drop off new sandals at your virtual doorstep without your consent.

So come on over and escape the gift-giving drama in the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with us on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be receiving is endless fun!

BoyfriendlessBlockParty

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	New Chunks Explored:	573172
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4094	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leaving a party early is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for epic adventures and never worry about being judged for wanting to head home early.

On our server, you can call a virtual cab and leave the party whenever you please, no questions asked. Pour yourself a virtual drink and relax in the comfort of your own virtual home, without any judgment from your virtual boyfriend.

Don’t worry about making a scene or embarrassing anyone, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time. So come join us and never feel guilty for wanting to leave early again!

VintageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Remember the good ol’ days when Minecraft servers were filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun? Well, those days are back, baby! Join our server and experience the nostalgia of a time when creepers were the least of your worries.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. Legend has it that the house was so magnificent, it attracted a dragon who now guards it with its life. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the house as your own? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, the elusive dancing pig. Yes, you heard that right. These pigs have moves that would put Beyonce to shame. Join our server and witness the spectacle for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The craziness awaits!

KarmaCraft: Cash Out Edition

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of just collecting useless internet points? Well, on our Minecraft server, every karma point you earn can be exchanged for actual cold hard cash! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, on our server, karma is the real currency!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy…but beware of the killer gummy bears!

So come join us on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane! Who knows, maybe you’ll become the richest player in Minecraft history just by racking up those karma points!

Macron’s Civil WarCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	1378
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

join our epic minecraft server or else french president emmanuel macron will start a civil war in minecraft!! the stakes are high, folks. but fear not, for on our server, you can build the most epic castles and fortresses to protect yourself from macron’s wrath. join now and be a part of the resistance against the far left and far right factions in minecraft. who knew virtual block building could be so intense? join now or face the consequences of a virtual civil war!

PoopCraft: The Mystery Toilet

bathroom, cleanliness, conundrum, Curiosity, Enigma, Frequency, hygiene, most poops, Mystery, PoopCraft, privacy, public restroom, RECORD, sanitation, statistics, TOILET, unknown, unsolved, untraceable, Usage, Waste

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

So, like, have you ever wanted to be part of something EPIC? Well, our Minecraft server is like that toilet, but in a good way! We have the most EPIC builds and the craziest adventures waiting for you to join in on the fun.

Imagine riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a giant toilet-shaped castle with your friends. On our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, just waiting for you to find it. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. YUM!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the most pooped-upon toilet in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ModPFC Makeover: Unconscious Beauty Boost

attractiveness, beauty, Behavioral studies, Boost, brain activity, brain function, cognitive processing, Cognitive science, Conscious Awareness, emotional response, facial recognition, makeover, Medial Prefrontal Cortex, ModPFC, Modulation, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neurological effects, neuroscience, Perception, psychological research, social psychology, Unconscious, Unconscious Processing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally change ur perception of attractiveness without u even knowing it! how crazy is that?

imagine building ur dream house while ur brain is being modulated in the medial prefrontal cortex. u won’t even know what hit u, but suddenly everything will look 10 times more attractive. u’ll be like, “wow, that block of dirt is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen!”

not only that, but this server is filled with the most insane stories u’ll ever hear. like, did u know that the creepers on this server are actually secret agents working for the government? they’re not trying to blow u up, they’re just trying to gather intel on ur building skills.

so come join us on this crazy, mind-bending server. who knows what u’ll discover about urself and ur perception of attractiveness. trust me, u won’t regret it!

VanillaRIP

BUILD, Creative, Friends, Minecraft, new friends, Play, RIP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

A fun creative place for friends to build play and make new friends while enjoying minecraft in a vanilla environment.

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