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NoGamesMC Server

Agitation, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, distrust, doubt, exasperation, Frustration, incredulity, Irritation, no games, no games i dont know why, NoGamesMC, perplexity, puzzlement, Server, skepticism, suspicion, uncertainty, vexation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even we don’t know what’s going on half the time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Or how about building a house only to have it randomly explode every time you step inside? It’s like a real-life game of Minesweeper, but with more explosions and llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a battle of wits and feathers, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain the ability to summon an army of chicken minions to do your bidding.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t ask us why it’s called “NO GAMESI DONT KNOW WHY” – we’re still trying to figure that out ourselves!

CraftyCosplayWhores Minecraft SMP

Anime, character portrayal, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay thread, cosplay whores, costume play, CraftyCosplayWhores, creative expression, dressing up, Fandom, FANTASY, Geek Culture, good cosplay, Manga, Minecraft, pop culture, role-play, Sci Fi, smp, video games, Whores, Yesterday

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Villages Defended:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where everyone cosplays as their favorite mob? Well, look no further because on our server, yesterday was the good cosplay thread where players dressed up as creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! It was a sight to behold, with players sneaking up on each other in their best mob disguises and causing chaos everywhere they went. Join us for the most epic cosplay showdowns and see if you have what it takes to blend in with the mobs!

MILcraftGiftGoneWrong

bride, celebration, Contribution, ENGAGEMENT, engagement dinner, engagement party, Expenses, family, family conflict, family meeting, future mother in law, groom, large gift, MILcraftGiftGoneWrong, Party, Venue, Wedding, Wedding celebration, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws trying to plan a second wedding for your engagement? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world!

On our server, you can build your dream engagement party venue without spending a dime. Invite all your family members and friends from both sides to meet in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky constraints).

No need to worry about expensive venues or catering costs, because everything is free in Minecraft land! Plus, you can customize every detail to your liking without any interference from pushy mother-in-laws.

So say goodbye to the stress of planning a second wedding and hello to a fun and relaxing time on our server. Who needs a fancy party when you can have a virtual celebration with unlimited possibilities? Join now and let the blocky festivities begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, classic, cultural references, Experience, generational differences, habits, Maturity, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, Outdated, pastimes, Reminiscing, senior citizen, showing age, smp, time period, Traditional, vintage, wisdom

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only a group of Minecraft players with questionable sanity can provide.

Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans (or maybe join them, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all! We also have a group of villagers who have started a boy band and are looking for backup dancers. Can you bust a move like a pro? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

MineGirrlzNoNoz

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, empowerment, gossiping, habits, judgment, MineGirrlzNoNoz, Negativity, reddit, relationships, self improvement, self love, self-care, STOP, Support, wish, Women

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Ores Mined:	2396
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have unicorns roaming the lands, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a dragon, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of candy canes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, all players are required to wear silly hats at all times for maximum fun levels.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Chernobyl Edition

Chernobyl, deteriorating, Edition, Iaea, International Atomic Energy Agency, nuclear crisis, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear energy, nuclear facility, nuclear inspection, Nuclear monitoring, Nuclear Plant, nuclear power, Nuclear Reactor, nuclear regulations, nuclear safety, nuclear security, nukecraft, radiation, Safety, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine’s nuclear plant

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

so like, u know how ukraine has this nuclear plant, right? well, the IAEA (whatever that is) says the safety there is like, getting worse. but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?! we promise u won’t get any radiation poisoning here, just lots of fun and crazy adventures. come join us and escape the deteriorating safety of ukraine’s nuclear plant. who needs that drama when u can be building epic structures and battling zombies with us? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker for when things get really sketchy. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and leave all that nuclear plant nonsense behind!

SoapCraft2024

#ethiopia, 2024.., Africa, award, cancer treatment, community impact, global recognition, Healthcare, innovation, inspiration, medical breakthrough, Science, skin cancer, soap, SoapCraft2024, success, Teen, teenage entrepreneur, Time’s Kid of the Year, young inventor

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we got a ethiopia-born teen who developed soap to treat skin cancer on our server and guess what? he just got named Time’s 2024 Kid of the Year! how cool is that? u can come hang out with a celeb on our server, build crazy stuff, and maybe even cure some virtual skin cancer while ur at it. so what u waitin for? join now and be part of the coolest minecraft server in the universe!

JellyBellyCraft

Addictive, Blindfolded, candy, Colorful, Dark, Fruity, Fun, Game, guessing game, indulgence, Jelly Bellys, JellyBellyCraft, Risky, russian roulette, sensory experience, snack, sugar rush, surprise flavors, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Votes:	4434
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, you ever wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory!

First off, we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. You’ll be dancing your blocky butt off until the sun comes up, literally, cuz we don’t believe in day and night cycles here.

And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that do stand-up comedy, and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a fairy tale on steroids, I tell ya.

But the real reason you gotta join this server is for the Jelly Bellys. We’ve got a whole room filled with ’em, but here’s the catch – some of ’em taste like dirt and socks. It’s like playing candy Russian roulette, but with a side of danger and a whole lot of laughs.

So come on down to our wacky world of wonders, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe a few too many Jelly Bellys. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Heart SMP: Where even the mobs have relationship drama

Adventure, advertisement, BROKE, Community, Drama, Exploring, Friends, Gaming, Griefing, HACKING, Heart, Minecraft, mobs, multiplayer, ONLINE, Peace, Pigman, Raiding, relationship, rules, Sandbox, Server, smp, Spamming, stealing, Survival, zombie

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Server Overview

Server Name	A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door
Server Description	Welcome to a place free of judgement, where you can be yourself and have fun without restrictions.
Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	Join our Discord
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	No Cheating = Perma Ban

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the rules of the server?	The only rule is no cheating. Anyone caught cheating will be permanently banned.
Can I grief and steal on this server?	Yes, you are free to grief, steal, and raid other players. However, keep in mind that cooperation and teamwork are also encouraged.
Is this an anarchy server?	Yes, this server operates on anarchy principles where players are free to do as they please, as long as they do not cheat or disrupt the gameplay for others.
Is the server suitable for children?	No, this server is marked as NSFW and not recommended for children. Parents should exercise caution.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, awareness campaign, Conflict, Crisis, current events, eastern europe, education, European countries, Geopolitics, Global Issues, ignorance, international relations, knowledge, learning, media coverage, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, world affairs

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dimension Hops:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Animals Bred:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	9265	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Are you tired of living under a rock like Patrick Star? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be transported to a world where Ukraine is the only country that exists! That’s right, forget about boring old Earth, come join us in the land of Ukraine where the only currency is potatoes and the national anthem is a remix of Despacito.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle giant radioactive chickens, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudnik. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden pierogi, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in Ukraine on our Minecraft server? Join us now and experience a world unlike any other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional potato shortage).