sale halt – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

CraftyKinew’s Booze Ban
alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol industry, alcohol sales, American liquor, Ban, booze, border restrictions, Canadian regulations, CraftyKinews, cross-border trade, government decision, liquor control, liquor imports, local businesses, Manitoba, Manitoba liquor laws, political decision, Premier Wab Kinew, provincial economy, provincial government, public health, sale halt
lol imagine a world where wab kinew is the ruler of a minecraft server and he’s like “NO AMERICAN LIQUOR ALLOWED HERE, FOLKS!” join our server to experience the chaos of wab kinew cracking down on all the booze smugglers trying to sneak in their precious american liquor. will you help him enforce the ban or will you be a rebel and start your own moonshine operation? the choice is yours on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! come join us for a drink… just make sure it’s not american 😉

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ToiletCraft – Premium Potty Play
bathroom, corrosion resistant, design, desirable, Durable, Elegant, elevated products, Fixtures, high end, Home decor, hygienic, Industrial, long-lasting, luxury, MODERN, Play, potty, Premium, premium material, Shiny, Sleek, stainless steel, ToiletCraft, toilets
lol u know what else is premium? our minecraft server, bro. we got all the stainless steel toilets u could ever dream of. but wait, there’s more. our server is so lit, the creepers are afraid to explode. we got diamond armor for days and the pigs ride around in lamborghinis. join us if u wanna experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a palace with just a flick of his wand. come join the fun, u won’t regret it.

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Honest Craft World 1.20.3
1.20.3, Authenticity, being real, being sincere, candidness, Communication, Craft, genuine, Honest, Honesty, Integrity, Just be honest, no lies, open communication, relationships, sincerity, speaking truthfully, straightforwardness, transparency, Trust, trustworthy, Truth, UPFRONT, world
Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling dragons and creepers with your trusty diamond sword.
Forget reality, this server is where dreams come true and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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ExBlockDigits: No digits for exes!
Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, burnt down, Communication, concern, Decision making, Digits, distraught, Ego, emotions, Evacuations, ex, ExBlockDigits, Exes, LA fires, old house, privacy, relationship, Relevant, text, Upset
Are you tired of drama in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where exes can’t text you, boyfriends won’t get jealous, and houses don’t burn down (unless you accidentally set them on fire yourself, that is). Don’t let ego-driven breakups ruin your gaming experience – join us for a drama-free zone where the only thing on fire is your passion for building epic structures!

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CozyCraft SMP: Warmth in a Cold World
blankets, cold, comfort, compassion, Connection, Cozy, CozyCraft, Empathy, family, Fire, friendship, Happiness, hot chocolate, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, smp, snuggling, Support, togetherness, Understanding, warmth, world
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, you heard me right! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about a pet chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes? You got it. This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids.
And don’t even get me started on the community. We’ve got the friendliest bunch of players this side of the Nether. Need help building a giant statue of a potato? They’ll be there with their shovels and spuds in hand. Want to prank your best friend by filling their house with llamas? They’ll be there cheering you on.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

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LootCraftLotteryWonders
bizarre purchase, dream purchase, eccentric buy, extravagant purchase, extravagant spending, fantasy purchase, jackpot purchase, lavish spending, LootCraftLotteryWonders, Lottery, luxury item, odd item, offbeat purchase, outlandish item, peculiar buy, quirky item, Splurge, strange purchase, unique buy, unusual acquisition, winning the lottery
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!
Join us for a chance to win the lottery every time you log in! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so every player has a chance to strike it rich and buy all the weird things their heart desires. Want a pet unicorn that farts rainbows? Done. How about a mansion made entirely out of cheese? We’ve got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Block Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are always up to no good. From stealing entire villages to pranking unsuspecting players with exploding sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just win the lottery and fulfill all your wildest dreams!

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Harambe’s Demise: The Beginning of the End
animal rights, Beginning, best times, controversy, death, demise, downhill, Gorilla, Grief, harambe, Harambes, Humanity, Impact, Incident, Legacy, Loss, memorial, Remembrance, Sadness, social media, Tragedy, viral, Zoo
RIP HARAMBE, BUT FEAR NOT, HE LIVES ON IN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! JOIN US AND HELP AVENGE HIS DEATH BY BUILDING A GIANT STATUE OF HIM OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH RARE LOOT AND TREASURE, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS!
WANT TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE? WE GOT YOU COVERED! OUR SERVER IS FILLED WITH WILD ANIMALS READY TO BE TAMED AND RIDDEN INTO GLORIOUS COMBAT!
ALSO, DID WE MENTION OUR ENDLESS SUPPLY OF BACON? THAT’S RIGHT, WE HAVE PIGS THAT DROP BACON EVERY TIME YOU SLAUGHTER THEM! JOIN NOW AND FEAST LIKE A KING!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST MINECRAFT PLAYERS! HARAMBE WOULD WANT YOU TO!

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Microwave SugarCraft
bio-based products, biomass conversion, biomass processing, biomass utilization, chemical synthesis, energy efficiency, environmental impact, Food Industry, green chemistry, Green Solutions, industrial applications, innovative technology, microwave, microwave flow reaction, microwave technology, pharmaceutical industry, renewable resources, sugar production, SugarCraft, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, useful sugars
come join our epic minecraft server where we use microwave magic to turn plants into yummy sugars for all your crafting needs! forget boring old farming, we’ve got you covered with our high-tech biomass conversion process. you’ll be crafting cakes, potions, and crazy chemical concoctions in no time! plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sugar-loving wizards who will grant you special powers if you prove yourself worthy. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start your sugary adventure today!

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Ethereal Enchanted Isles 1.20.2
“Youth, 1.20.2, Admiration, adoration, appreciation, attraction, Enchanted, Ethereal, fascination, Fondness, Girls, infatuation, Isles, Liking, liking young girls, Preference, preference for youth, teenage girls, young age, Young girls, young ladies, young love, young women, Youthful
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! Why, you ask? Well, because we like young girls here! But not in a creepy way, okay? We just think they bring a certain energy to the game, ya know? So come join us and experience the magic of playing Minecraft with young girls all around you. It’s a whole new level of fun, trust me. Plus, we have the best builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s have a blast together!

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LastMinCraft Server
Communication, compromise, compromise in marriage, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, event planning, family dynamics, family gatherings, family obligations., family relationships, family time, family traditions, Family Values, flexibility, last minute changes, LastMinCraft, perspective, relationships, Respect, Server, Time management, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for some last-minute changes and drama that will make your head spin!
Our server is perfect for those who love a bit of unpredictability in their gaming experience. Just like how plans change in a flash at family dinners, you never know what to expect on our server. Will the location suddenly shift to a nearby town? Will the celebration be canceled and then back on again? Who knows!
And just like how this player’s wife refuses to compromise, our server is all about sticking to your guns and standing your ground. No room for compromise here, just pure unadulterated chaos!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Just remember, we can’t promise you won’t start viewing your fellow players differently after a few rounds of last-minute changes and drama.

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ExBlockParty DramaCraft
Birthday, Boundaries, Closure, Communication, Conflict, draining, DramaCraft, emotional, ex, ExBlockParty, friendship, loyalty, Manipulation, MONEY, Obligations, Party, past, Respect, Support, TOXIC, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your ex’s best mate’s birthday party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no ex-boyfriend drama allowed.
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the craziness of real life and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll find diamonds or not. Plus, we promise not to bombard you with messages like your friend did – we respect your boundaries here!
And don’t worry, there are no shady trips to other countries with exes allowed on our server. We’re all about having a good time and building epic creations together. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got plenty of fun waiting for you!

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