TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5977	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mines Excavated:	2696	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Emeralds Found:	2618	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	70	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8212	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Towns Built:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Crops Grown:	3159
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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