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PizzaCraft: Salami Shuffle

Cheese, confirmation, craving, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Dining, Double-Pepperoni pizza, even number, Food, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, Ordering, Pepperoni, pizza, Pizzacraft, Restaurant, Salami, salami slices, satisfaction, Shuffle, takeout, toppings

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Votes:	5694
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295

join our epic minecraft server where the pizza always has an odd number of pepperonis because why not?! we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs, you won’t find that anywhere else! our staff are trained in the ancient art of potato farming and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond carrot. plus, every time you log in, a random player gets turned into a block of cheese for no reason at all. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Mine – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, anniversary event, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, North America, Official WoW News, September Trading Post, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Trading Post, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mines Excavated:	2603
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than the latest WoW cinematic? Well, look no further because our server is like the Threads of Destiny, weaving insane adventures for you to embark on!

Join our server and experience a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind! We’ve got crocolisk mounts, shark hats, and plunderlord sets that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies.

Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like the GLOBO FOMO guild on Moon Guard, but with even more epic quests and loot to discover. And don’t even get us started on the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn – they’ve got nothing on the craziness that happens on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs WoW when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Buy the rumor, sell the news! Minecraft SMP

Buy, buy low sell high, Financial Advice, Investment, market analysis, market behavior, market insights, market intelligence, market manipulation, market news, market psychology, market rumors, market speculation, market strategy, market trends, midwit, Minecraft, News, rumor, Sell, sell the news, Smart, smp, stock market, trading strategy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchantments Applied:	79	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Runes Activated:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the midwits out there who think they’re smarter than everyone else!

Join us for a wild ride where rumors are currency and news is just another item to be traded. Who needs diamonds when you can make a fortune by buying into the latest gossip and selling it to the highest bidder?

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories to keep you entertained for hours on end. From the legend of the chicken who could outbuild any player to the mysterious disappearance of the server’s most valuable block, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own intelligence all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

Accountability, addiction recovery, BlockBusterSMP, coping strategies, discipline, distractions, goal-setting, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, porn addiction, positive mindset, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-care, self-control, staying motivated, support system, Therapy, Time, triggers

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4535	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Votes:	2568	Emeralds Found:	8628
Players Killed by Monsters:	9115	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

GrudgeCraft

anger, deep-seated anger, emotional baggage, enduring resentment, festering anger, grudge, GrudgeCraft, harbored anger, lasting anger, lingering anger, lingering resentment, long-standing grudge, long-term anger, Old Wounds, pent-up anger, pent-up frustration, Resentment, simmering anger, unresolved anger, unresolved emotions, unresolved issues

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you still fuming over that time a creeper blew up your epic diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned for life! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your hard work. Plus, our friendly community of players will help you exact revenge on any pesky skeletons or zombies that dare to mess with you. Join us and let go of that anger by unleashing your inner Minecraft warrior!

Heckin’ StrikeCraft!

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, escalation, heckin, hezbollah, idf, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, northern border, RETALIATION, SECURITY, StrikeCraft, strikes, Tension, Troops, violence, warplanes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4604	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Farms Harvested:	623
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? We got crazier battles than those IDF troops on the northern border, man! Our warplanes don’t mess around, they launch waves of strikes on those pesky creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you wanna experience some real hardcore action and take your Minecraft skills to the next level. Plus, we got secret underground bases and hidden treasures that will blow your mind, dude. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

Pixel PTSD Prevention Server

assault victims, brain activity, brain scans, cognitive neuroscience, disorder prevention, early signs, EEG scans, emotional trauma, mental disorder, mental health, mental health interventions, neurological activity, neuroscience, PIXEL, Prevention, psychological impact, ptsd, PTSD development, Server, sexual assault survivors, targeted interventions, Trauma, trauma response

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes. we got eeg scans up in here, revealing all sorts of crazy stuff like early signs of ptsd development in sexual assault survivors. but don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of science nerds, we also got targeted interventions to prevent the disorder from taking hold. join now and let’s get this party started, y’all! #minecraft #litserver #brainonfire

DestoryerMC

24/7, active player base., Bedwars, DestoryerMC, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Server, Skywars

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Our Server provide you best experience without any lag. Our server is 24/7 online with active player base. Destoryer MC have Bedwars Lifesteal and Skywars best thing about server is that it is not “PAY TO WIN” so you can play with out any worries that why it best server

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Hey kids, join CelestialCraft! We promise there won’t be any pigs flying, unless they’re mods!

Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, CelestialCraft, Challenges, Connect, Conquer, Cosmos, Create, custom events, flying, Grief Prevention, hey, Join, Kids, Legacy, Magic Carpets, Mature Community, Mods, Pigs, Player Shops, Promise, PvP, Rankup System, redstone engineer, smp, StarShards Currency, Survival, Theyre, Universe, Wont

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	152
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Votes:	371	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

CelestialCraft Server Overview:

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable PvP when they want to engage in duels.

Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

A: StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent on unique items in the StarShards shop.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: The server has a Grief Prevention system where players can claim land and customize their claims with advanced settings to keep their builds safe.

Q: Are there regular server-wide events?

A: Yes, there are weekly server-wide events designed to keep things exciting for players. Currently, there is a goal to collectively slay 13,000 monsters.

Q: How can I progress through ranks on the server?

A: Players can progress through ranks by playing on the server, unlocking exclusive perks at each rank, and eventually becoming a server legend.

Q: Is the server suitable for mature players?

A: Yes, the server is tailored for a mature audience, providing a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players.

Thirsty for Blocks Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, blocks, bored, Boredom, cocktails, comma separated, craving, drink, Fun, Hangout, list, long tail, Minecraft, Party, Relax, Server, Socialize, tags, Thirsty, unwind, Want

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us for wild parties in the virtual world where you can drink all the virtual potions you want without any consequences. We’ve got virtual bars, virtual dance floors, and even virtual hangover cures!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Brawl, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win the coveted Diamond Sword of Destiny. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a Creeper while tipsy on virtual ale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Just remember to drink responsibly – even if it’s just virtual.

What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3769	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!