Sakuras Minecraft Servers

Sakuras Minecraft Servers

  • Friendly Sakura’s Rapist Minecraft Server

    Friendly Sakura’s Rapist Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 5040
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Mines Excavated: 4230
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than the terrain is the drama in the chat! Join now to uncover the mystery of why Sakura is so friendly with her rapist – is it true love, Stockholm syndrome, or just a glitch in the matrix? Only on our server will you find out the truth behind this bizarre relationship!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

    So come on in and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding chickens, the talking trees, and the dancing creepers! You never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

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  • Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 988
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, Sakura is here to shake things up! Sakura is so over your shenanigans, anon, and she’s ready to show you what a real Minecraft server is all about.

    Join Sakura’s server and experience the thrill of battling giant pink fluffy unicorns, mining for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored lava, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs!

    But that’s not all! Sakura’s server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks.

    So what are you waiting for, anon? Join Sakura’s server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! But remember, don’t mess with Sakura – she’s had enough of your nonsense.

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  • Sakura’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 319
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only currency is Sakura Miko coins, which can only be obtained by defeating virtual HoloWitches in epic battles!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret MikoBoat that will take you on a wild ride through the virtual seas, filled with hidden treasures and surprises. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a 3D stream of Sakura Miko herself performing live on a virtual stage!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the Flower Fantasista world like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?)

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  • Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4054
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Villages Defended: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Falling into the Void: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

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  • Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

    Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1975
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Potions Brewed: 54 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Sakura’s Monster Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Monster Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 2296
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8266 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, SAKURA IS A MONSTER!!! That’s right, our resident flower-loving player has transformed into a terrifying beast that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

    But don’t worry, joining our server means you get to join in on the fun! Take on the challenge of defeating Sakura and claim epic loot as your reward. Or, if you’re feeling brave, try to befriend the monster and ride into battle on her back as she wreaks havoc on the server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to whoever holds it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on this server, nothing is as it seems – especially when SAKURA IS A MONSTER!!!

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  • Sakura’s Never-Ending Quest for LOLs

    Sakura’s Never-Ending Quest for LOLs
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 7174
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Hey there, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because this server is where all the action is at!

    Picture this: you log in and immediately find yourself in a town filled with Autism Doragons, Failed Actresses, Big Butts, Country Bumpkin onee-sans, and even Failed Youth Pink Aoi gfs. It’s like a dream come true!

    But that’s not all! Our server has been around for 7 years, so you know we’re doing something right. We’ve got the friendliest community of players who actually give a shit about you. You’ll never feel alone on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and find your place in the world. Who knows, you might even find your very own Failed Youth Pink Aoi gf waiting for you!

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  • The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General

    The Ukraine Minecraft SMP Happening General
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8373
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Potions Brewed: 172
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure filled with twists and turns.

    Picture this: Zelensky and Trump teaming up to take on a horde of creepers, Monke threatening to unleash nukes if anyone steals his diamonds, and Indian PM Modi showing up to trade emeralds with the villagers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever play on.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Russian helicopters being set on fire by middle school students, failed missile tests creating massive craters, and Ukrainian forces blowing up ammo depots left and right. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this insanity happening around you?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for those pesky nuclear power plants – you never know when they might explode!

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 3188
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 199 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!

    We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

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  • CreeperHater69

    CreeperHater69
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 2081
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

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  • CraftyIranLoverLebHit

    CraftyIranLoverLebHit
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3336
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 92
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

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  • Crafty Colon Cancer Server

    Crafty Colon Cancer Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 7305
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6809
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Chimeras Created: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

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  • Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!

    Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 1669
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Idunn – Your Next Adventure Awaits!
    Join us on today for the launch of Idunn, a vibrant Minecraft SMP!
    Our Server:
    Version 1.21: We’re running on the latest Minecraft version, giving you access to all the latest features and updates!
    Grief Protection: Don’t worry about anything happening to your beloved builds!
    Friendly Staff: Having an issue? Create a ticket and inform a staff member. We will be happy to help!
    Features You’ll Love:
    Quality of Life Add-Ons:
    Land Claims: Protect your builds and create your dream world without fear!
    Player Shops: Trade with friends and establish your marketplace!
    Spawn & Home: You will always be able to warp back to Spawn or your bed!
    Player Warps: Set a place to warp back too! You can even make it public and have people visit!
    Mods:
    Custom Terrain Generation: Explore a unique world with custom terrain and structures across all three dimensions, bringing the environment to life!
    Looting Plug-In: Don’t worry about friends snagging your items! Our looting plug-in ensures you get your share, no matter what!
    Custom Currency: Start your adventure with 250 Krona to trade and buy items!
    Exclusive Trading Cards: Collect 36 unique trading cards based on our first season! Will you be able to gather them all?

    Join the Server! – [play.idunn.one:25565]

    Join our Discord! – https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu

    Join Us! We can’t wait to see you on Idunn for an unforgettable adventure!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the Idunn Minecraft server?

    A: You can join the server by connecting to play.idunn.one:25565 in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is there any grief protection on the server?

    A: Yes, we have grief protection in place to ensure that your builds are safe.

    Q: How can I contact staff if I have an issue?

    A: You can create a ticket or contact a staff member on our Discord server for assistance.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, we have features like land claims, player shops, custom terrain generation, looting plug-in, custom currency, and exclusive trading cards.

    Q: Can I warp back to spawn or my home easily?

    A: Yes, you can always warp back to spawn or your bed with ease.

    Q: How can I start my adventure with currency on the server?

    A: You will start with 250 Krona to trade and buy items on Idunn.

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  • Brain Rewire Minecraft Server

    Brain Rewire Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 7245
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Crops Grown: 1762
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Enchantments Applied: 217
    New Chunks Explored: 741141 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!

    Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

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  • Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild

    Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 1650
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Enchantments Applied: 176
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Crops Grown: 8461 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mines Excavated: 4959

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

    Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?

    But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.

    If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.

    Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

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  • PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

    PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 4402
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 502944 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

    So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

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  • WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

    WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 6684
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 9677
    Crops Grown: 6535 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Villages Defended: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

    And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

    So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

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