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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1019 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7438 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Picture this: you’re stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a bunch of pixelated blocks. Sounds like a nightmare, right? Wrong! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being broke and jobless is actually a good thing!
Join us on our server where the economy is so bad that the only currency is dirt blocks. That’s right, forget about diamonds or emeralds, here we trade in good old dirt. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of dirt to go around!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ridiculous career opportunities you’ve ever seen. Want to be a professional sheep shearer? How about a full-time chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless (and slightly absurd).
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being dirt poor in a world where the only way to get ahead is by mining, crafting, and maybe doing a little bit of sheep shearing on the side. Trust us, you’ve never experienced financial hardship quite like this before!
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