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HopelessCraft Minecraft Server

Abandoned, bleak outlook, defeated, Despair, Disappointment, discouragement, doubt, Failure, Forlorn, FORSAKEN, Frustration, Hope, HopelessCraft, lost cause, Minecraft, Negativity, no chance, pessimism, piece of shit, Server, Struggling, uncertainty, Worthless

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and insanity that will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens armed with enchanted swords, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant, fire-breathing llama boss that guards a treasure trove of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Cult, a group of players who worship the almighty cactus god and will stop at nothing to protect their prickly deity. Join their ranks and gain access to exclusive cactus-themed gear and secret rituals that will make your enemies tremble in fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace the madness – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SibSquadSnackDrama

business ventures, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, entitlement issues, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Values, financial autonomy, financial independence, generational wealth, money management, Money Matters, parental guidance, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SibSquadSnackDrama

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	6370
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sibling rivalry? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual family feud, where you can argue over who gets to order the food and who gets left hungry.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of demanding your sister to buy you food because you broke her favorite vase last week. And if she refuses, don’t worry – just come to us and we’ll make sure justice is served (or not served, in this case).

With a community that values sibling drama over everything else, you’ll never run out of reasons to log on and stir up some trouble. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyChinaEconMess

authoritarian regime, Censorship, China, Chinese economy, CraftyChinaEconMess, cultural criticism, digital censorship, economic downturn, economic malaise, Economy, freedom of speech, garbage time of history, government control, information control, internet, online expression, political suppression, Propaganda, social commentary, social media, viral phrase

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	292	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of pandas who control the economy! that’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, our currency is bamboo!

we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens throwing eggs at you. if you make it to the end, you get a special prize of a golden carrot that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who only speaks in memes? he’s always trying to sell you cursed items like a pickaxe that turns all blocks into obsidian or a potion that makes you dance uncontrollably for an hour.

so come join us on our wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and the pandas, they’re pretty strict about the bamboo).

DroughtCraft2022

#sustainability, Advanced technology, Agricultural Technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, climate change, climate forecasting, data analysis, disaster prevention, drought prediction, DroughtCraft2022, early warning system, Environmental Science, future trends, innovative solutions, long-term planning, machine learning, meteorology, predictive analytics, water conservation, weather forecasting

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

so, like, this server is like totally amazin’ cuz we got this AI that can predict droughts a whole year before they even happen. like, how crazy is that? you can be walkin’ around in your pixelated world and suddenly get a message from the AI sayin’ “yo, better start stockin’ up on water cuz a drought is comin’ next year.” it’s like havin’ a super smart weatherman in your pocket, but way cooler cuz it’s in Minecraft. so come join the server and never worry about runnin’ out of water again. plus, the AI sometimes predicts zombie apocalypses too, so you gotta be prepared for that. ain’t no other server out there like this one, so come join the fun and see what crazy predictions the AI has in store for you!

GoodTutorials Server

20 slots, GoodTutorials, java edition, latest release, Minecraft, Normal world., ONLINE, Server, Spawn area, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	159
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

My Minecraft Server! (uses no mods/plugins) just a normal survival world + a spawn area. 20 slots!Java Edition Server! (Latest Release)join if you wantONLY ONLINE WHEN IM ONLINE

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SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Caffeine, calorie intake, daily walks, diet, drinking coffee, drinking water, eating less, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, hydration, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, not smoking, nutrition, physical activity, quitting smoking, Server, SlimCraft, Walking, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	67	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Dragon Eggs Found:	8128

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BIZARRE, diaper, Disgusting, Disturbing, Floor, Goat, GoatShitCraft, gross, leaking, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, pisses, Screen, Server, shits, Shocking.., strange, UNUSUAL, watch, weird, Yellow

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	262
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

Apology, comfort women, criticized, Filipino, Filipino comfort women, historical injustice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, Japan apology, japanese government, PixelPilipinoWarriors, reconciliation, reparations, Victims, War Crimes, wartime atrocities, WWII, WWII apology, WWII victims

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	198	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!