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CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

#Intention, Calculated, conniving, Crafty, CraftyPlan, Cunning, Deception, Deliberate, entire time, hidden agenda., Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Plot, Premeditated, purposeful, scheme, scheming, Server, strategic planning, strategy, ulterior motive

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4296
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

14/88, assblasted, Board, Chud, CraftyNazi, cucked, Dead, FAGGOT, Guide, hitler, Humanity, Janny, jew, Lies, Minecraft, New Golden Age, Posts, Rise, Server, spirit, tranny, Victory, white race

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crops Grown:	1329
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dimension Hops:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, retaliatory strikes, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Yemen

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!

HodeidahBoomCraft

breaking news, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, evacuation, explosions, Hodeidah, HodeidahBoomCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Rebel forces, Saudi Arabia, united nations, violence, War, Western coast, Yemen, Yemeni government

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mines Excavated:	2962
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun and laughter! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll think you’ve been transported to a land of pure insanity!

our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!

we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.

so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

CraftingLand: Where Every Landing is a Takeoff

air travel, aircraft, Airline (Industry), airports, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation operations, aviation safety, aviation success, aviation trends, CraftingLand, equal numbers, flight management, flight operations, flight statistics, great year, Landing, Pilots, Safety, successful landings, takeoff, takeoffs, travel industry

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Votes:	1799
Mines Excavated:	4695	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the best thing ever. like, you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy airport where all the planes are made out of blocks.

you can like, build your own plane and fly around the server, but here’s the catch – you gotta have the same number of successful landings as takeoffs. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, man.

but wait, there’s more. there’s this legendary pilot who flies around on a giant chicken, and if you can catch him, he’ll give you a special diamond sword that can one-shot any mob.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the admins hang out and throw crazy parties. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

so like, come join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Block Game Life SMP

Adults, adults only, Beta, Block Game Life, Community, Dailyrewards, Economy, Experience, HARD, July 20th, laid back, Laidback, Laidbackserver, landscape, Launching, Minecraft, next weekend, No Kids Allowed, Nogrief, Nonpvp, pay to win, planet minecraft, Server, server launch, smp, Survival, Users, Vote

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	752541	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mines Excavated:	2927	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Block Game Life is a server launching NEXT WEEKEND JULY 20th. We aim to provide a laid back, no kids allowed experience to our users. We will NEVER be pay to win as well!

We offer an adults only community, beta-esque server landscapes, and more!

block-game.life

Hotdog Water: Where the only thing harder than surviving is not drinking the water

bed TP, Discord, Drinking, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, Harder, hotdog, https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex, https://hdw.dog, Java 1.20.6, Land Claim, no cheating, play.hotdogwater.dog, PvP, stealing, Surviving, Water

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	651445
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

Overview
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
Vote for resets on Discord
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

– PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed

– No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

– Website: https://hdw.dog

– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
Is this server Hardcore Vanilla Survival?	Yes, it is a Hardcore Vanilla Survival server running on Java 1.20.6
Are resets based on player votes?	Yes, players can vote for resets on Discord
Are PvP, griefing, and stealing allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP, griefing, and stealing are allowed on the server
Is cheating or hacking allowed?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server