saize – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

CraftyMcCraftface
CraftyMcCraftFace, cunts problem, long trail tags, saize, saizeWhat, what is this
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!
Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

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New Server IP
SkiingWithoutYouSonLOL
adult children, adult son, blended family, Communication, Divorce, family, family activities, family dynamics, family traditions, father-son bonding, Fatherhood, hurt feelings, parenting, parenting schedule, quality time, relationships, remarriage, Single dad, skiing, SkiingWithoutYouSonLOL
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family bonding time? Look no further, because our server is all about family fun and adventure! Just like this dad who took his son skiing, we offer thrilling experiences for players of all ages.
Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, building epic structures, and battling fierce mobs with your loved ones. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.
And hey, if you ever feel left out like this dad’s son, don’t worry! Our server is all about inclusivity and making sure everyone feels welcome. So come on, join us and create memories that will last a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll even convince your son to join you on this epic Minecraft journey!

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New Server IP
KidCraftUSA
AMERICANS, anxiety, aspirations, Challenges, concerns, dreams, education, Environment, Experience, Future, generation, hopes, KidCraftUSA, Kids, Lifetime, opportunities, parenting, society, Technology, uncertainty, worry
Well worry no more, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where your kids will learn valuable life skills like building, teamwork, and how to survive a creeper attack.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your kids embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, they might even become Minecraft legends…or at least learn how to tame a wild wolf.

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New Server IP
EuroTroopRescue
Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, European support, European troops, european union, Europeans, EuroTroopRescue, foreign policy, international relations, military assistance, military intervention, nato alliance, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, security measures, Troops, U.S. support, Ukraine, Ukraine ceasefire
lol, join our epic minecraft server where we plan for troops to back up the epic ceasefire in Ukraine! we need all the gamers to come together and show their support for peace in the virtual world! plus, we totally want the U.S. to join us and help out, because why not? who knew minecraft could be so political, amirite? come join us for some epic battles and maybe even some world peace, who knows? just remember to bring your diamond sword and your best peace sign emote, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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New Server IP

Banana Sandwich

armor stand, banana, Builder, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Event, friendship, hermitcraft, Mature, Minecraft, Minigame, player heads, proximity chat, rules, sandwich, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hermitcraft-inspired SMP Community
Version	Minecraft 1.21.4
Highlights	Proximity Voice Chat Organic diamond-based economy Active and mature community

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.21.4
What is the economy like on the server?	It is an organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort.
Is there proximity voice chat available?	Yes, the server offers proximity voice chat for natural communication with nearby players.
Are there any quality-of-life features on the server?	Yes, the server has features like player heads for decorating, armor stand editor, and invisible item frames for clean builds.
How can I join the server?	Connect with Plooop on Discord or join the server using the provided link.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain the community vibes.

Couples Oasis 1.20.1
1.20.1, Boundaries, checkout line, couple, couples, discomfort, discomforting, Etiquette, Excessive, inappropriate, Kissing, nauseating, Oasis, pda, personal space, public behavior, public display of affection, public etiquette, public space, Respect, social norms, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations
Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of seeing PDA everywhere you go! We promise no virtual couples making out in front of you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds. Our server is a PDA-free zone, so you can game in peace without feeling uncomfortable or itchy. Say goodbye to awkward public displays of affection and hello to a world where the only kisses you’ll see are from creeper explosions. Join us now and escape the smoochy madness!

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New Server IP
MommaHealz Minecraft Server
anti-anxiety, anti-cancer, antidepressants, Benefits, college, Conflict, dependent, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, heart medication, insurance, Medical, medication, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MommaHealz, PILLS, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Snap
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player and their girlfriend.
Imagine a world where you have to balance building your dream castle while also navigating the complexities of adulting. Will you apply for benefits like SNAPS and accidentally cause chaos in your virtual life? Will you have lunch with your in-game mom and end up in a heated argument over insurance? The possibilities are endless!
But don’t worry, we also offer a variety of pill-themed challenges for those who enjoy a little medical drama in their gameplay. Will you be able to juggle 10 different virtual pills while fending off creepers and zombies? Only time will tell!
So come join us on this server and experience the thrill of living out outrageous stories just like the one above. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

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New Server IP
CraftyBoyfriendProposalNoob
ACADEMIC, assignments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, busy, coauthor, collaboration, Communication, CraftyBoyfriendProposalNoob, declined, Expectations, Help, Major, Priorities, Projects, relationship, research proposal, responsibilities, Support, thesis proposal, Time management
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to ask you to do our research proposals for us! Unlike some boyfriends out there who think it’s totally chill to ask for help with their thesis proposals last minute, we actually encourage you to focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (but definitely not the kind where you end up doing all the work). Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.
So come on over and join us, because here at [Server Name], we believe in taking on challenges together as a team, not dumping them on our significant others at the last minute. Plus, who knows, you might just find your next coauthor for that epic Minecraft novel you’ve been working on.

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New Server IP
Sister-in-law’s Creeper Den
attractive, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, Den, Diplomacy, emotional intelligence, family, Honesty, Marriage, personal opinion, proper response, relationship, Respect, self-control, sensitivity, sibling rivalry, sister, Sisterinlaws, tact, Trust, uncomfortable situation, Wife
Are you tired of awkward questions from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your wife’s sister is actually a blocky pixel character who can’t ask you uncomfortable questions! Build a virtual mansion for her and watch as she stares blankly into the distance, never questioning your loyalty. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience!

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New Server IP
ZelenskyCraft: No Decisions Without Us!
Conflict Resolution, Decisions, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, Government, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, negotiation strategy, peace process, peace talks, political leadership, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Warning, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft
so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flyin’ around and talkin’ pigs givin’ out diamonds like candy. and get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up.
oh, and did i mention that the ender dragon is actually just a big cuddly kitten that purrs when you pet it? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes every time you log in. i wished for a pizza that never runs out and now i’m livin’ the dream, baby.
so come on and join the fun, cuz if you don’t, zelensky might come after you and make you eat broccoli for eternity. ain’t nobody got time for that!

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New Server IP

Project Ontos RPG

1830s, airships, Bloodlines, Conflicts, divinity, dragon riders, Gods, Industrial Revolution, Industry, marble temples, mystics, Mythology, Nations, Ontos, Project, pyrathos, Rich world, Roleplay, RPG, steam punk, Storytellers, Technology, Valvalia

Ontos RPG Server Overview

Server Name	Ontos RPG \|\| Where Industry Meets Divinity
Launch Date	Late Spring-Early Summer 2025
Server Theme	1830s Ontara, a world of steam-powered airships and divine secrets

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Server Features:

Unique combat system and skill tree
Magic system
Origins and classes
Regular story events and character-driven plot arcs
Collaborative worldbuilding opportunities

Requirements:

18+ age requirement
Experience with roleplay fundamentals
Commitment to regular participation
Respect for fellow players and server lore
Working microphone for voice events

Join Ontos RPG Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join Ontos RPG?	Players must be 18 years or older to join the server.
What kind of roleplaying opportunities are available on Ontos?	Players can create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover mysteries, and shape the narrative through their choices.
How is Ontos RPG different from other Minecraft servers?	Ontos offers a unique blend of mythology, industrial revolution, dynamic story events, and collaborative worldbuilding.
Are there specific character creation rules on Ontos RPG?	Players are encouraged to follow the server’s lore and guidelines for creating characters within the world of Ontara.