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MommyMineBondingWeek

bonding time, family bonding, family dynamics, family involvement, family relationships, Family Support, first born, grandbaby, help with baby, husband and wife, MommyMineBondingWeek, mother-in-law, new baby, new dad, new family, new mom, new parents, newborn care, parenting decisions, postpartum, support system

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like deciding whether to let your mom help out with the new baby or risk upsetting your husband. Will you choose family harmony or stand your ground for some peace and quiet? The choice is yours!

Plus, on our server, you can create your own crazy stories and scenarios that will make you forget all about real life drama. Build your dream world, make new friends, and let your imagination run wild!

So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin! Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server full of endless possibilities and hilarious situations?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

adult content, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, comfortable environment, Communication, discretion, discussions, Etiquette, friend group, group dynamics, mature conversations, mature topics, Minecraft, mutual understanding, navigating sensitive topics, NSFW, open dialogue, personal boundaries, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Towns Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of awkwardly avoiding NSFW topics in your Minecraft server chat? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to let loose and discuss all things naughty without judgment! We even have a designated “NSFW Corner” where you can share your wildest stories and memes without worrying about getting banned. Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6172
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Potions Brewed:	181	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	212
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!