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UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

action, Anime, anti-cliche, anti-mainstream, anti-shonen, anti-trope, battle, complex characters, dark fantasy, graphic violence, hate, hate battle shonen-shit, Horror, I love Ubel, intense storytelling, love, love-hate, Manga, mature themes, Psychological, seinen, shonenshit, Supernatural, Ubel, UbelCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magic Items Found:	1932
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Dimension Hops:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

aggression, battle, challenge, Competition, Conflict, desire, Epic, Friends, glock, Guns, humor, internet culture, ISOLATION, meme, racewar, Rivalry, Server, showdown, Social, Solo, Timmy, timmys, Victory, WIN

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

Ayame, Channels.., Daily, Edition, fubuki, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, LolCraft, Mio, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Shirakamifubuki, subaru, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

advance marche, Everything.., FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy advance, final fantasy fantasy, final fantasy marche, final fantasy rpg, final fantasy strategy, final fantasy tactical, final fantasy tactics, final fantasy tactics advance, lol, marche, marche was right, pixelated, right, RPG, strategy, tactical, Tactics, tactics advance, video game

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Mines Excavated:	4300	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, brand-name goods, Caucasus, CHANGE, Claims, Cultural differences, disgust, Edition, Girls, gook, hate, hoe, Hypocrite, instagram, jew, Korea, Koreaboo, Korean boyfriend, manipulative, materialistic, seafood, sex before marriage, Shenanigans

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	8979
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

exhaustion, eye health, eye strain, FATIGUE, health concerns, hour, insomnia, lifestyle habits, long hours, MAYHEM, Medical advice, mental health, Minecraft, red eyes, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep hygiene, sleep patterns, sleep quality, stress, tiredness, work-life balance

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, anime humor, anime jokes, anime lover, anime memes, anime obsession, anime quotes, controversial, deities, fictional, GOD, harem, Minecraft, molest, Otaku, PixelPraise, rape, Server, taboo, underage, Virgins

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	633683	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!