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Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

akg, arknights, caster, collab, Crafty, database, Defender, EPOQUE, Global, guard, Joint Action, jp, Knights, KR, medic, Minecraft, Operation, orienteering, RERUN, Resources, Server, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, vanguard

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP

bullying, confusion, Curiosity, derogatory term, discrimination, FAGGOT, Homophobia, hurtful words, Identity, ignorance, insult, intolerance, LGBTQ, marginalized community, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive language, prejudice, Questioning, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Divine Spears Created:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

NoProofSwearMC SMP

BIZARRE, doubtful, dubious, eerie, eerie sightings, Enigmatic, Inexplicable, Mysterious, mysterious events, NoProofSwearMC, Paranormal, peculiar, Questionable, sightings, smp, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncertain, unexplained, unproven, Unverified

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

PixelPeekers

body positivity, Boundaries, Intimacy, nudity, Personal, PixelPeekers, privacy, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-image, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before!

Blocky Climate Conspiracies

Advocates, BELIEF, blocky, climate, climate change, climate denial, climate science, cognitive bias, cognitive psychology, confirmation bias, conspiracies, credibility, false claims, illusory truth effect, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, misinformation effect, misinformation tactics, Persuasion, Propaganda, Psychology, Repetition, study

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Address, coin system, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Fast-paced, Feedback, Fight, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server, Shopkeepers, Tomorrow, Upcoming, Version, WeCanGoBoxPVP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7501	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Animals Bred:	94	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create custom kits on the server?	Currently, custom kits are not available. However, we may consider adding this feature in the future.
How can I earn coins on the server?	Coins can be earned through various activities such as winning PVP matches, completing quests, and participating in events.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?	Yes, we have clear rules outlined in our Discord community. Please familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Star Shards Collected:	199	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!