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BedroomBlundersMC SMP
Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together! -
PixelatedPanic
Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!
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CraftyKremlinWars
haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now! -
AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft
so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad -
Sylph-Tech
Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond
World Start Date January 5th, 2025 Discord https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg Server IP minecraft.sylph-tech.com Modpack Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond Overview:
Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!
FAQ:
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Q: When did the world start?
A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.
Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?
A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond
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Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness! -
CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory -
BagHuntPeakTimeGF
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?
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NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL! -
NoBeefNoEatMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!