Saint Unharmed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

accessories, attractiveness, Body language, clothing, complexion, eye contact, EYES, facial expression, first impression, Grooming, hair, handshake, height, meeting new people, Minecraft, personal style, physical appearance, PixelPeep, Posture, Shoes, Smile, smp, weight

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/100	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

CraftyComfortsTV

binge watching, Combo, comfort cuisine, comfort dinner, comfort dishes, comfort entertainment, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort program, comfort series, comfort show, comfort television, comfort tv, comfort viewing, comfort zone, comfort zone activities, CraftyComfortsTV, Favorite, mealtime, Relaxation, tv show

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Towns Built:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	2385	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/300	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Potions Brewed:	65
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/600	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mines Excavated:	4185
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Animals Bred:	102
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	183	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

BlockyGrinCraft

Amused, beam, blissful, BlockyGrinCraft, brighten my day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, delighted, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Grin, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, joy, Laughter, pleased, positivity, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!