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/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Angels, Baseball Cards, cattle rustling, collectors, CRAWFORD, Cubs, debauchery, dodger, Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC, dodgers, Dodgers adding Snell, Doping, Edition, Edman, Edwoman, fund, giants, Hedge, Heebachi, Kansas City Queens, LHP Kikuchi, LLC, LOS, Los Angeles Edition, managers, Minecraft, minor leaguer, MLB, OHTANI, Ohtani’s exposed penis, rare baseball card, RAYS, Recker gang bang club FC, retiré, sailors death, Sheenynaga, smp, stadium decision

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4362	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

MommaMindCraft Server

attractiveness, beauty comparison, beauty standards, body image, Communication, cultural expectations, family dynamics, future son-in-law, Gender Roles, generational differences, judgment, mindset, MommaMindCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, pride, self-image, Server, societal norms, societal standards, VALUES

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Potions Brewed:	137
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some wild family drama!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a mom (46F) who is determined to be the most beautiful in the land, even if it means competing with her own daughter (21F). Who will win the title of fairest of them all? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of heated discussions about future son-in-laws and daughter-in-laws, as family members battle it out over who will be the most attractive to their offspring’s partners. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and prepare to be entertained like never before!

CraftyCheaters Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Cheating, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, cheating spouse, Commitment, Communication, consequences, CraftyCheaters, Deception, forgiveness, Guilt, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, Minecraft, relationships, remorse, Server, temptation, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	65
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of cheating on your partner in real life and getting caught? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and cheat to your heart’s content without any consequences! Our server is a safe haven for all the sneaky players out there who just can’t resist a little bit of cheating.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat to your heart’s content, but you’ll also be surrounded by a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for deception. From secret underground bases to hidden treasure chests full of ill-gotten gains, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace your inner cheat! Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Awareness, CraftyLifeLessons, daily routines, Gratitude, growth mindset., habits, Impactful, introspection, life lessons, mindfulness, mindset, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, routine changes, Self Discovery, small changes, transformation, unexpected

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1383
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected ways!

Join our server and prepare to learn some truly bizarre life lessons that you never knew you needed. From building a house out of giant flying pigs to surviving a zombie apocalypse in a disco-themed dungeon, our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also have the chance to befriend a talking llama who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, you’ll never look at downward dog the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

CraftyDutchSpy vs RussianHackers

collaboration, cooperation, counterintelligence, CraftyDutchSpy, cybersecurity, diplomatic efforts., Disturb, Dutch intelligence, Dutch intelligence services, Espionage, foreign affairs, government agencies, Help, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, political interference, russian interference, RussianHackers, strategic partnerships, Surveillance, US

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com cuz, get this, dutch intelligence services are like, totally helping us out to mess with russian interference. like, how crazy is that?? u can be part of this epic saga and help take down the bad guys in the virtual world of minecraft. join us and be a hero in the most insane way possible. plus, we have like, the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u save the world. so, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

DementiaCraft: McSCI Madness

Accuracy, cognitive decline, cognitive decline assessment, cognitive health, cognitive health assessment, cognitive health screening, cognitive health tool, cognitive screen, dementia risk, dementia risk assessment, dementia risk identification, dementia screening, dementia screening tool, DementiaCraft, madness, major contribution, McSCI, moderate levels, SCD, severe levels, subjective cognitive decline

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it got da game-changing cognitive screen dat reveals if u got dementia risk! like, u can identify if u got moderate to severe levels of cognitive decline with 99.9% accuracy! u can test ur brain while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! join now and flex ur cognitive skills while having a blast in da blocky world!

PozzCraft Minecraft Server

age diversity, character creation, Character development, character diversity, current year, DEI, Diversity, Diversity in Gaming, equity, Female Characters, game design, Gaming, hagchads, inclusion, Inclusive Gaming, Inclusivity, Minecraft, older woman character, PozzCraft, representation, Server, slop game, strong female characters, women in gaming

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Zombie Dances:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magic Items Found:	8719	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Mom-in-Law-Free Zone

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, controlling mother, family background, family dynamics, family influence, Family issues, house renovations, in-laws, long-distance relationship, mental health, mental health struggles, MominLawFree, mother-in-law issues, narcissistic mother, relationship stress, relationships, safe space, temporary living arrangements, Zone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Villages Defended:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no in-laws, no siblings, and definitely no grandma drama! We understand the struggles of family dynamics, that’s why we offer a safe space for you to build and explore without any unwanted guests.

Imagine a world where you can focus on your relationship with your virtual fiancé without the interference of his mom wanting to move in. No more arguments about renovations or sharing space, just pure Minecraft bliss. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with virtual therapists to help you navigate any family issues that may arise.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

blew you away, Captivating, Characters, Compelling, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, lesser known, Minecraft, Movie, must watch, PixelPunch, Server, Storyline, Surprising, TV series, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated gem, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	New Chunks Explored:	667878

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a hidden gem in the vast world of Minecraft!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic storyline that rivals even the most popular TV series. Our characters are so dynamic and engaging that you’ll feel like you’re living in a blockbuster movie!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyCongressDrugTest

Accountability, Congress, congressional rules, CraftyCongressDrugTest, drug policy, drug screening, drug tests, elected officials, ethical standards, Ethics, Government, Integrity, legislation, political accountability, Politics, public service, public trust, regulations, substance abuse, testing requirements, transparency

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Emeralds Found:	601

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.