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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9592 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!