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Minecraft server: DateCraft

amazing, awkward, Beautiful, Boundaries, Communication, consent, DateCraft, DATING, EMBARRASSING, FARTING, fetish, funny, humor, love, Minecraft, perfect, reaction, relationship, Respect, Server, Surprise, unexpected, young woman

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Votes:	3883
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most unexpected and hilarious moments like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation where you’re dating a stunning virtual character who suddenly asks you if she can fart on your face. Talk about a plot twist! Who knows what other crazy scenarios you’ll encounter while playing on our server?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or flatulence), then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

UnwantedSteve’s Minecraft Server

Abandoned, DISMISSED, disregarded, EXCLUDED, left out, Minecraft, neglected, not chosen, not desired, not needed, not wanted, passed over, Refused, rejection, Server, shunned, snubbed, spurned, turned down, undesired, uninvited, unwanted, UnwantedSteves, Unwelcome

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Star Shards Collected:	194	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of being kicked out of other Minecraft servers for no reason? Well, look no further! Join our server where we kick out players for the most ridiculous reasons, like having a weird username or building a house that’s too symmetrical. Who needs those other servers anyway? Come join us where we embrace the chaos and kick out players just for fun!

TripNotCanceled Minecraft Server

aita, California, Cancel, dropping off, Flight, friend’s daughter, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MONEY, out of state, reschedule, rescheduling, Safe, Server, Siblings, stranded, trip, TripNotCanceled, Trust, watch

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a chaotic situation. Your friend’s daughter is stranded in the virtual world, begging for your help because she didn’t have enough diamonds to teleport back home. Will you cancel your own virtual trip to ensure her safety, or will you risk it all for a chance at adventure?

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. From crazy quests to epic battles, there’s always something happening to keep you on your toes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftyPrivNaiveBF

achievement, advancement, budgeting, condescending, CraftyPrivNaiveBF, different backgrounds, education, family situations, family troubles, financial obligations, ivy league, luxury expenses, Naive, opportunities, patronizing, privileged, snapping, Support, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Votes:	3907	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and privilege! Just like Tony with his Ivy League education, you too can brag about your accomplishments in our virtual world. Take a break from budgeting groceries and water bills and immerse yourself in a world where everyone has the opportunity to advance – even if it’s just in building the coolest Minecraft castle.

Experience the thrill of snapping at your virtual boyfriend for being naive and privileged, just like our player did in real life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about understanding different perspectives. So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to budget is your time for endless fun and adventure!

Underestimated Perils Minecraft Server

Awareness, Caution, consequences, danger, harm, hazards, hidden dangers, ignorance, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, Perception, Perils, potential dangers, preparedness, Risk, Safety, safety precautions, Server, threat, underestimated, underestimated hazards, underestimated risks, underestimation, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	3139	Dragon Eggs Found:	2890
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Don’t underestimate the danger of these feathered fiends, they may look cute but they are deadly! Only the bravest players will survive and conquer this epic challenge. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those mutant chickens who’s boss!

CraftySoloTime

Alone Time, binge watching, cleaning, Cooking, CraftySoloTime, Downtime, hobbies, hobbies and interests, leisure, me time, meditation, Organizing, pampering, Peaceful, personal time, quiet time, reading, Relaxation, self-care, solitude

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of spending your alone time doing boring stuff like cleaning or organizing your sock drawer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to let loose and have a blast when you have the house to yourself!

Join our server and embark on epic adventures filled with crazy quests, hilarious NPCs, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop. Need a break from the chaos? Chill out in our virtual spa where you can relax and rejuvenate your pixelated soul.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghost and uncover the secrets of our server?

So why waste your alone time doing mundane tasks when you can join our Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KyivDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomacy summit, diplomatic alliances., diplomatic clout, diplomatic influence, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, diplomatic solidarity, diplomatic strength, diplomatic test, diplomatic unity, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, kyiv, KyivDiplomacy, Minecraft, political leaders, Server, summit meeting, Ukraine summit, world leaders, world politics

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	106	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where world leaders come to test their diplomatic skills in a virtual world! ukraine summit? more like mine-craft summit! build alliances, negotiate treaties, and maybe even start a virtual war (no real countries harmed, promise). who needs real-life politics when you can rule the virtual world with your blocky empire? join now and show off your diplomatic clout!

KharkivCraft: 4K Casualties 😂🎮

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kharkiv, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Kharkiv fighting, Kharkiv offensive, KharkivCraft, Military, military casualties, russia, russian military, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, violence, War, war in Ukraine

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	583	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ores Mined:	2834
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mines Excavated:	2182	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the battles are so intense, even russia is shaking in their boots! we’ve got crazy pvp battles that will make you question your sanity, just like russia questioning their tactics in kharkiv. with 4,000 casualties in just one month, you know this server is no joke. join now and show everyone your epic skills, just like ukraine showing russia who’s boss!

Santa’s Slim Server

body diversity, body image, body positivity, christmas, Christmas spirit, compassion, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fat stigma, holiday season, Kindness, love yourself, no judgment, overweight, plus size Santa, Santa Claus, Santa Claus is not skinny, Santa’s appearance, Santa’s weight, Santas, self love, Server, slim

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Votes:	9232
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where no one fat shames santa claus!!! we got flying reindeer, magical elves, and a workshop filled with diamonds and emeralds! santa is the ultimate boss battle, but if you defeat him, you get unlimited cookies for life! our spawn point is at the north pole, so you can build snow forts and have snowball fights with the yetis. plus, every player gets a pet polar bear to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, santa is the king and everyone is on the nice list!

CancerCraft: DNA Detectives

Accuracy, cancer detection, cancer research, cancer screening, CancerCraft, circulating tumor DNA, ctDNA, DETECTIVES, diagnostic tools, Dna, DNA sequencing, early detection, healthcare innovation, liquid biopsy, machine learning, medical technology, oncology, patient blood tests, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, sensitivity, tumor markers, ultrasensitive

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server and spot grieferz earlier than standard methods!! our ultra sensitive liquid biopsy tech can detect trolls and griefers before they even start griefing!! we trained a machine learning model to sniff out circulating troll DNA (ctTroll) based on player data, with crazy high sensitivity and accuracy. join now and never worry about griefers ruining your builds again!! #NoMoreGriefers #MinecraftDetectives #JoinTheInsanity