SAHM Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Momma’s Minecraft Escape

aita, Argument, breast cancer, caregiving, Chemo, Complications, compromise, Double Standard, Escape, family, grandmother, husband, Kids, Minecraft, mommas, overseas travel, Priorities, SAHM, sick mom, stress, Support, work from home

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3272
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	109

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family time and support? Look no further! Join our server where we understand the importance of being there for loved ones, especially during tough times.

Just like how you want to be there for your mom during her battle with cancer, we want to be there for you in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with supportive players who will always have your back, whether you’re fighting off creepers or just need a shoulder to lean on.

And hey, if your husband can take two weeks off to visit his sick grandma overseas, then you deserve at least three days to be with your mom. On our server, we believe in fair treatment for all players, no matter the situation.

So come join us and let’s build a supportive and caring Minecraft community together. Who knows, maybe your mom will even join us and kick some blocky butt!

PocketCheckFailCraft

airpods, Basket, bathroom, cleaning, clothes, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cooking, empty pockets, household chores, husband, Keys, Laundry, Marriage, PocketCheckFailCraft, pockets, relationship, responsibilities, SAHM, wallet, washing machine

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Players Killed by Monsters:	8681	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any messy laundry piles like in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of household chores by diving into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword.

On our server, you can roam free and explore endless landscapes filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs. And don’t worry, there are no pesky husbands leaving their clothes all over the place here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs to do laundry when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers instead? Let’s get crafting!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

aita, business owner, Communication, dream, emergency fund, EXPECTING, Failure, family dynamics, financial stress, grow business, Guilt, HOURS, Kids, paycheck to paycheck, provide, retainer client, SAHM, SAHMinecraft, savings, Small Business, stay at home mom, Support, vulnerable, watch, Wife, work, work-life balance

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

KidCare Minecraft Server

abandonment, childcare, family, family dynamics, family time, fertility treatments, Help, KidCare, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, SAHM, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support, teenage parents

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Potions Brewed:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Love Letters Sent:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	1807
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

BabysitBrosSILBILAITA

BabysitBrosSILBILAITA, Babysitting, bil, California, family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family responsibilities, fertility journey, fertility treatments, Grandparents, husband, infertility, ivf, relationships, SAHM, SIL, Support, support system, Utah, Wife

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Gems Collected:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets fertility treatments!

Are you tired of being asked to babysit your nieces and nephews every few months while trying to start your own family? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape the real world and focus on building your dream virtual family instead!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like dodging last-minute doctor appointments and navigating rocky family relationships. Plus, earn virtual currency by completing fertility treatments and IVF procedures!

And don’t worry about being approached as a couple to babysit – on our server, we only ask your Minecraft character directly. Because who needs real-life communication skills when you can just send a message in the game?

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs flights paid for when you can teleport in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crops Grown:	5986
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Votes:	145	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7972

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

authorized user, budgeting, budgeting discussions, communication problems, controlling behavior, CraftyCouplesCashClash, credit card, discretionary spending, family finances, financial boundaries, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial transparency, financial trust, overspending, Partnership, relationship issues, SAHM, shopping habits

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	136	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Real Country Relevancy Map Minecraft Server

Analysis, charts, Country, data, Geographic, graphs, INFORMATION, Insights, location, long tail, Map, Mapping, Minecraft, real, Relevancy, Server, statistics, tags, Territory, trends, Visualization

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server has the most lit map ever – it’s like a real country relevancy map, but in Minecraft form! You can explore different countries and feel like a global traveler without even leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, there are so many outrageous reasons to join, like finding hidden treasures in each country or starting a war between players representing different nations. It’s like the United Nations, but with creepers and diamond swords. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Durian Minecraft SMP Fruit King

durian, durian aficionado, durian appreciation, durian connoisseur, durian enthusiast, durian fan, durian fruit, durian lover, exotic fruit, favorite fruit, Fruit, fruit choice, fruit preference, King, King of Fruits, Minecraft, pungent fruit, r9k, smelly fruit, smp, Southeast Asian fruit, spiky fruit, tropical fruit, unique fruit

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Towns Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must declare your love for Durian fruit upon entry! Why, you ask? Because Durian is the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Legend has it that if you eat enough Durian in-game, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.

So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.

Ex-Treats Minecraft Server

aita, BIRTHDAYS, Boundaries, Breakup, children, close friendship, co parenting, Couch, emotional connection, Exes, ExTreats, financial support, holidays, Intimacy, Minecraft, moving on, past relationship, quid pro quo, relationship, Server, sleeping over, treating ex special, Trips

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further! Join our server for some drama and excitement that will make your ex’s breakup look like child’s play.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!

But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!

BroBroSupportGoneWrong

Boundaries, BroBroSupportGoneWrong, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Gaslighting, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, support system, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8113	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic siblings ruining your fun!

Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.

And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

InfluencerVibesMC SMP

brand promotion, digital influencers, influencer audience, influencer authenticity, influencer campaigns, Influencer collaborations, influencer content, influencer endorsements, influencer engagement, influencer impact, influencer marketing, influencer partnerships, influencer reach, influencer relationships, influencer strategy, influencer trends, influencers, InfluencerVibesMC, Marketing, smp, social media, social media influencers

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchantments Applied:	136
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	281

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	238037	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1567	Alien Abductions:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	925514
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Void Armor Forged:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!