🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9589 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!