Saggy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!

team saggy, Saggy, breast shape, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to join Team Perky! Why, you ask? Because we have the most epic battles between Team Perky and Team Saggy, all fought with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

body positivity, self esteem, breast lift, ANONYMOUS, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as saggy as your grandma’s skin! Join us for a wild ride through a world where gravity seems to have taken a vacation and everything droops down like it’s had one too many potions of weakness.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where the pigs fly upside down and the creepers do the moonwalk. They built a house out of saggy blocks and lived happily ever after, until a giant block of jello fell from the sky and engulfed their house. But fear not, for they rebuilt their saggy abode even stronger than before, with walls that wobbled in the wind and floors that bounced like trampolines.

So come join us on SAGGY Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and the saggy blocks beneath your feet. Who knows what saggy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

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BoobCraft Minecraft Server

shower, body image, Body, Server, BoobCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, just like my ever-changing boob situation. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I walked out of the shower and had a showdown with my mom about bra-wearing etiquette.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about toxic comments or ridiculous questions about your body. Unless, of course, you’re battling it out in a PVP arena and someone starts trash-talking your blocky avatar’s pixelated physique.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as accepting and hilarious as this one? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the drama is as entertaining as a soap opera plotline? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Pixel Boobies: Minecraft Server

titties, Summer, all sizes, Minecraft, Amateur

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes of amateur titties! But don’t worry, if you’re more into the saggy variety, we’ve got a special thread just for you. Rate and discuss your thoughts on Summers’ titties while you build, mine, and survive in our wacky world. Join us for a titillating good time!

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SaggyCraft: Where Saggy Superiority Reigns Supreme!

Confidence, REIGNS, SUPREME, body positivity, self-acceptance

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures! – We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball! – Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. – We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!

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Fossil Fuel Fakes: News Ad Misfits

inoculation messages, public perception, climate crisis, Misinformation, media ethics

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da craziest adventures eva! we got dragons dat can do da macarena, unicorns dat fart rainbows, and creepers dat tell dad jokes!

u can build ur own castle made outta jello, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named fred!

we also got secret treasure hunts, where u can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden toilet!

come join us on dis server where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur wifi connection)!

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Border size for Forge server – Unknown Server

Forge, unknown, Threads, Radius, Cpu’s

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name Forge Server with 200 Mods

IP [Insert Server IP]

Version [Insert Server Version]

Player Count 10-15 players

Features 200 Mods, VM 2CPUs x 4 threads, 16GB RAM

FAQ Section

Q: How large of a border should I create for pregenerating the world?

A: It is recommended to create a border with a radius of at least 5,000 blocks to accommodate up to 10-15 players.

Q: Can I run a Forge server with 200 mods on a VM with 2CPUs x 4 threads and 16GB RAM?

A: Yes, it is possible to run a Forge server with 200 mods on a VM with those specifications. Just make sure to allocate enough resources to handle the heavy modded gameplay.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?

A: Please refer to the server’s rulebook or guidelines for specific rules regarding gameplay, conduct, and interactions with other players.

Q: Is there any monetization involved in the server?

A: The server’s monetization policies will vary. Please check with the server administrators or official website for details on any monetization practices.

Q: What plugins or mods are essential for gameplay on the server?

A: It is recommended to use mods and plugins that are compatible with the server’s version and do not conflict with the existing 200 mods. Consult with server administrators for a list of recommended plugins.

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Server Name	Forge Server with 200 Mods
IP	[Insert Server IP]
Version	[Insert Server Version]
Player Count	10-15 players
Features	200 Mods, VM 2CPUs x 4 threads, 16GB RAM

Creepy Encounters in Pixels

social perception, gender stereotypes, Females, Empathy, communication gaps

🎉 Join the Server Where Every Block Tells a Lie! 🎉

Dare you to question your existence? This is the GREATEST Minecraft server ever! Or is it the worst? Does it even matter? What is “matter” anyway? You’re *definitely* going to have the time of your life, or lose it forever, right? Join us and let the pixels consume your soul! Breathe in the chaos and exhale reality, for we redefine existence with each block placed!

💥 Server Features That Don’t Even Exist 💥

Feature	Explanation
Inverted Gravity Blocks	Have fun walking on the ceiling! Unless you’re upside down, then you’re actually on the ground. Or maybe it’s the other way around? Who knows!
Auto-Crafting Sentient Entities	Your crafting table will craft itself—watch out! It’s plotting against you at midnight.
Screaming Sheep	Every sheep with an existential crisis will shout the meaning of life as you approach. They are definitely NOT programmed to whisper random insults.
Endless Nether Portal	Step through and it leads to… the same place you just came from! Mind-blowing, right?
Invisible Creepers	You’ll never see them coming! OR will you? Are they already in your mind?
Time-Traveling Villagers	Trade with villagers from the future! They give you diamond swords made of regrets! Also, they smell bad.

❓ FAQ – You’re Probably Asking This, Right? ❓

Q: How do I join the server? A: You don’t. Or maybe you do? Just think about it really hard, and if you hear a voice whispering “yes,” you’re in! Unless it says “no,” then RUN!

Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules?! There are no rules! Except the ones that don’t exist. Oh, wait—you’re not allowed to bring your existential dread. Leave that at the door.

Q: Can I create a house on this server? A: Yes, but only if you’re *not* planning to live in it. Remember, houses are just feelings swinging from the rafters of reality!

🗨️ What Others Are Saying About Us! 🗨️

“Why do (some, not all) females constantly confused genuine creeps, psychopaths…”

“I have literally done nothing to you or any of you…”

Join now, or forever be haunted by the specter of your own decisions!

ColdMilkBabyAITA

parenting, extracted breast milk, breast milk, baby feeding, ColdMilkBabyAITA

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the coldest milk straight from the fridge just like this mama serves her baby! That’s right, we’re all about that chill life here.

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures while sippin’ on that ice-cold milk. Who needs warm milk when you can have it straight from the fridge like a boss?

Don’t worry about being judged for your milk preferences, we’re all about that fridge-temperature life here. So come on over and join us for some cold milk and even colder Minecraft fun! You won’t regret it, trust us.

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EternalTVShow Minecraft SMP

Enduring, binge-worthy series, binge-worthy, Minecraft, Rewatchable

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me bro. Like, the admins are all super chill and they give out free diamonds every Tuesday. And get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs. It’s like a real-life episode of Spongebob, but with creepers and stuff.

Plus, there’s this legendary player who goes by the name of “DiamondDude69” and he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of cooked chicken. Trust me, you’ll need it.

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Saggy

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ Section

Q: How large of a border should I create for pregenerating the world?

Q: Can I run a Forge server with 200 mods on a VM with 2CPUs x 4 threads and 16GB RAM?

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?

Q: Is there any monetization involved in the server?

Q: What plugins or mods are essential for gameplay on the server?

🎉 Join the Server Where Every Block Tells a Lie! 🎉

💥 Server Features That Don’t Even Exist 💥

❓ FAQ – You’re Probably Asking This, Right? ❓

🗨️ What Others Are Saying About Us! 🗨️