Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where the pigs fly upside down and the creepers do the moonwalk. They built a house out of saggy blocks and lived happily ever after, until a giant block of jello fell from the sky and engulfed their house. But fear not, for they rebuilt their saggy abode even stronger than before, with walls that wobbled in the wind and floors that bounced like trampolines.
So come join us on SAGGY Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and the saggy blocks beneath your feet. Who knows what saggy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes to protect us from griefers and trolls. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE)!
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together!
Join us for a chance to unleash your inner wild side and share your wildest NSFW secrets with fellow players. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay, the possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates in dirty jokes. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to keep it PG-13…or not, we won’t judge!
| BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Running since April 25th, 2019) | |
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| IP: | play.barebonesmp.com |
| Bedrock IP: | play.barebonesmp.com:19132 |
| Discord Link: | https://barebonesmp.com/discord/ <-- JOIN TO BE WHITELISTED #whitelist-apps |
| Dynmap: | https://map.barebonesmp.com |
| Website: | https://barebonesmp.com/ |
| Features: |
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| 24-7 Server Uptime and Over 5 Years Online! |
| Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins |
| Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks! |
| Dedicated Server with No Lag |
| Custom World Generation with Terratonic for the overworld |
| Custom Resource pack |
| 3D Web Map for All Dimensions |
| Active Discord & Community |
| Optional Proximity Voice Chat |
| Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat |
| Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds |
| Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month |
| Map was Reset on January 10th, 2025 |
| Server Rules: |
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| 1. No Griefing or Stealing |
| 2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages |
| 3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP |
| 4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind |
| 5. Be Respectful and kind to other members |
| 6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members |
| 7. The keyword is andesite |
| 8. No Advertising or Spamming other members |
| 9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice |
| 10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP |
The server was established in 2019 and has been running since April 25th, 2019.
Yes, the server offers Vanilla gameplay with QoL enhancing plugins, custom world generation, 3D web map for all dimensions, and more.
Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month for its members to participate in.
The map was last reset on January 10th, 2025.
We got creepers more explosive than Uzumaki’s failure, and our world is as twisted as Aku no Hana’s storyline.
Hiroshi Nagahama should be here building epic structures instead of worrying about second seasons.
Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and have you laughing like a crazy 4chan anon.
Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!
Join us for the wedding of the century next summer, complete with live entertainment, elaborate catering, and maybe even a designer dress if you’re lucky. And don’t worry about going into massive debt, because on our server, everything is free – just like OP’s sister’s dream wedding!
So come on in and let your inner princess shine, because on our Minecraft server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry family member). Don’t be like OP, join us and live out your fairytale fantasies without breaking the bank!
