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CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	48	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Towns Built:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8578	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4284
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2095	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Farms Harvested:	352
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!